DefinitelyNotPutin
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Jun 12, 2018 7:45 PM
DefinitelyNotPutin
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Sugarbritches21
Kiss her/him
BadAngelorGoodAngel
Where were you? Married? In prison ? Married in prison? Just bring her to a place that you can talk and be entertained- A park with coffee?
iamwang
Whip your dick out and assert dominance
mksu
Stare intently into their eyes and don't you dare blink. If you blink, it shows a momentary lack of interest and they'll leave.
nothingbutopportunities
Honestly, just breathe. If it doesn’t work out, that’s okay. It’s just one step closer to finding the right person. Rooting for you!
ImgurLurkerAlsoYourBushes
Fart... A LOT!
MickeyPupper
This is actually a good thing to get out of the way early.
Cannibal471
Dinner, walk, then ice cream.
andrewW9
Be the best version of yourself. Be honest and direct about what you want.
smashandrun
jmacmac
Download the "Impact" font
HeyListenHereFucko
Be genuinely interested in them as a person. Ask questions and listen
TimmyDans
The world has changed women pay now and sex is pretty much implied.
Sketchelder
Yeah, just talk, be yourself, don't force it
EpicCorey
Coffee that way if it don't work you only spent like 10$ if it does boom next date
Skaddoosh
Don't do dinner or movies, choose something like a lounge or casual upscale bar. Darker environments are better as it typically leads to 1/2
Skaddoosh
2/2 a higher level of comfort. Don't predrink, keep questions engaging but not overly in depth, helps conversation stay light and fun. GL OP
ispentwaytoolongthinkingaboutthis
Be yourself and try not to fart. Other than that good luck and have fun!
MickeyPupper
First, arrange for her to pick you up that way you can get pretty hammered. The rest of the date should go perfectly.
DefinitelyNotPutin
This is something i can get behind
slinkhi
ass to mouth
ISavePrettyGirlsInMyFavorites
laser tag, but in public, and with actual guns.
drezrale
No one knows what to do. Just wing it.
NorwegianPine
Be yourself. Unless you are an asshole, then be batman.
ISavePrettyGirlsInMyFavorites
murder a hobo
BB2010
literally can't think of anything better than that
GolFoehammer
SomeJoeGuy
Invite her up to your parents' attic to play with your Star Wars action figures.
GetlnLoserWereGonnaOffendEveryone
Don’t fuck up
GetlnLoserWereGonnaOffendEveryone
But do fuck
HitlerHoleThumbBunker
For a first date, i would just do dinner and desert/coffee afterwards. It’s about learning about the other person. Ask lots of questions.
HitlerHoleThumbBunker
And for gods sake, if you have knives,duct tape, and trash bags in the back seat of your car, put it in the trunk.
dreamstamp
scoobydoobydo
Validek
I have that problem too. I never know how to act o the first date, so I never get a second
OmgOptimized
Talk to them like they're a normal person. Also I like super-low-pressure first dates. Like the sort of stuff you could do with almost 1/2
OmgOptimized
anyone. Take a walk and talk. Go for coffee, mini golf, disc golf, that sort of thing. Don't think too much about what you should be doing.
Validek
I do talk to them like they are normal. I don't stress the dates either. Im just not whatever they are looking for. Ever
OmgOptimized
I can hardly call myself an expert, so I don't really have any more suggestions. That was just what helps me to not obsess about it too much
poop273
Find out the dates interests, and plan around that. And always be confident
DefinitelyNotPutin
She wanted to go walkies and then get a drink, that sound ok?
Voidkilla
ThisismyconfessionTherearemanylikeitButthisoneismine
Go walkies? Is your date a kanine?
WhiskersVonHoppyhopsthe3rd
Canine*
problematicpolarbear
bitch.. stole my line