Cakeday Pizza!

I found a post on here a while back for the original 90's style cafeteria pizza which had been hand written so I retyped the recipe and put some of my own notes, but the post never really took off and I never bothered to repost until now. So, for my cakeday, here is the world's most nostalgia inducing pizza but first, here is the original:

Remember slap bracelets? Those things were awesome! Whatever happened to those?

This one time in 3rd grade, this kid named Teddy and I were sitting at the lunch table having a gross out contest, he bet me a coke that I couldn't gross him out, I had tried everything in my arsenal, I tried putting lettuce in my nose, smearing apple sauce on my face and nothing! In my exasperation I threw my arms up and accidentally knocked over my chocolate milk into my salad. Then when I moved to clean everything up, he must have thought I was about to eat the now chocolate milky salad and said "Please no! I will get you a coke, just don't eat that!" So if you're out there Teddy, I am still waiting on my coke! And now without further ado, here is the converted recipe by yours truly:

I want to give a special shout out to @thefoodguru. I was going through some hard times when I first made my imgur account, but I enjoy cooking. Their award winning recipes was my first favorite post and with all the recipes to try, it kept me busy and out of my own head when I needed to be. So if you are still lurking around imgur, thanks @thefoodguru!