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djmccMovieJumper
But we change our name to the Department of War, fired all those generals who wouldn’t follow easy Trump and force ever to use ai
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
Ha, what a coincidence! Just last week, direct military threats against us Europeans were also growing!
RooGryphon
i hope so. i hope it will be a HUGE wake up to every american when its OUR turn to have our country and its infrastructure destroyed to open warfare
FrozenSTi
Say anything to keep the populace scared and submissive. Trump is desperate to create himself in to a war-time president so that he can "post-pone" elections
pandro
holy shit. now i have a NEW nightmare.
7qd26tttv7
Hopefully anyone attacking US soil waits for them to leave NATO. That would be sooooo funny.
Teledabby
swofromtherock
Why should we trust the Pentagon?
Kyzyl
Soft power, like USAID, and the WHO, or having lots of international college students, are things that stave off direct attacks on US soil. But that's too complex an idea to stick inside of Stephen Miller's head.
FreshBundleOfStick
Man it's like the fifa peace prize is worth nothing
DasBeaker
“Just because I punched you doesn’t mean you can hit me back!! That’s now how it works!!”
bad1080
not you personally but the military industrial complex is doing big "winning" rn
Tjitso
The direct military threats are coming from the inside
lifeisadadjoke
The tourism sector is begging for tourists to return, especially Canadians. Good news, glorious leader, there are record number of Canadians in just about every city in the US. Wait...wait...Raleigh is gone. We're losing contact with a lot of places very quickly. Messages coming in from Chicago, MN, New York..."You done fucked up and pissed off too many Canadians at once". The tourists...it was the tourists...
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
I don't think they're planning to start wars with other nations specifically. I think they're just trying to say that everyone in our own country who doesn't agree with them must be a foreign agent so they can kill dissenters freely.
randomthingsonthenet
The "golden dome" (part of the Fox imagry) is not about dissenters in the country. That (dissenters) is another completely different but real issue.
PostalHeathen
Probably not a good idea to piss off our allies and pick fights in the Americas, now is it?
TREXSEXISARMLESS
They are literally picking fights with everyone around them, apart from the genuine aggressors Russia.
MrOne2
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZzFqNGwxdjJ6aHh5cDFiNzNqYm5teGx3ajRyYjFsNWM3eHY5b2dwNSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3oz8xtdloPOSr3ne4U/200w.webp
MacTually
What's insane is the stupidity of the right.
By the US paying for the militaries of all the countries in the world the US maintains that there is no rival to really challenge as more come under the umbrella. There will never be an up and comer.
Meaning the more allies that want our support the more they support us to protect them and ourselves.
But NOOOOOOW we want to be independent and secure our position as a leader and stop being taken advantage of?
Said by the ignoramuses.
doctorId
Probably wasn't a good idea to elect a toddler-brained reality TV host as president either. A lot of mistakes have been made.
PostalHeathen
That could be the name for this chapter in history.
The Fall of the American Empire: Mistakes were made.
randomthingsonthenet
Look, that’s what the so called experts always say. Very weak people. And frankly, they’ve always been wrong about This. From day one we did everything right. Everything. Nobody’s ever handled these situations better than we have, and everybody knows it. The problems you’re talking about, those aren’t are fault at all. Those were left behind by incompetent Biden and Obama who had no idea what they were doing. /s
magichal
These impressions are brilliant! Thanks for the laugh.
Cactus21
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
Nobody big and strong came to him with tears in his eyes?
MajorasTerribleFate
Big nuke, strong nuke, irradiated tears in its eyes... "Mr. Trump, you're the most radioactive there ever was. You emit energy like no one and no thing ever before. Truly, you and America are just the hottest things right now."
SavageDrums
Guess we're going to have to burn down the white house again.
Assuming he doesn't just hire a construction crew to do it himself.
ReallyNotSure
well, are you great again already?
randomthingsonthenet
Well, look, a lot of people are saying it. Very smart people. They come up to me all the time and they say, sir, we are already great again. Tremendously great. Some say greater than ever before. We did things nobody thought were possible, and now it’s happening again, very strongly, very powerfully. So yes, we’re great again, and honestly, we’re just getting started. Believe me.
Cactus21
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Hippopotamuswhale
You are the fucking cause of these wars you dimwit fucks! You are threatning allies and try to rip NATO apart and you are the one who just invaded another counrty, that is ACT OF WAR! You are to blame for all of this USA and you are the nazi germany now that needs to be stopped. Stop fucking causing misery just because you suck the nonexistant dick of orangeturd dicktator!
fractalsphere
How soon before other countries start pulling their diplomats out of the US? How soon before countries kick our diplomats out of their countries? ICE has already tried to enter a consulate and been refused. It's only a matter of time before they barge in some countries consulate somewhere in the US and then diplomatic relations will be even WORSE.
magichal
Trying to enter a consulate by force seems like a great way to start another war.
invaderjak
if only we knew why direct military threats were growing...
MapleSyrupMafia
Surely it will help that counter-terrorism is lead by a teenager...
TheWombatStrikesAgain
There's this ridiculous theory that national security is dependent on more factors than just the amount of money and fascist thinking you inject into a military. Like the rule of international law, treaties being honored, powerful nations not deliberately destabilizing the world order, radicalism being contained, dictators not feeling empowered, poor people not getting desperate, and other dumb nerd shit.
Good thing this administration doesn't listen to that kind of gay communist bullshit. /s
RenegadeSci
Like, trying to annex Canada. Greenland/ Denmark, Iceland, Panama, UK, and Venezuela while trying to overthrow the government of Brazil, Mexico, and a Colombia while threatening to turn Ukraine over to Russia may cause a (Nato) alliance to form against you? All this while making threats against China. Did I miss anyone?
TheWombatStrikesAgain
He also wants to destroy the EU by supporting European far-right parties. And invade Cuba. And turn Gaza into a real estate project. And build a counter-UNO.
And that's probably still not a complete list.
McMasterx
I think it would be faster and easier to list the Countries he's not trying to piss off.
Russia, and, uh... ummmmm... huh.
TheWombatStrikesAgain
Israel.
TheMindEntropic
I joined a bizarre telegram channel focusing on the middle east. There is shit going on in Iran that I don't see westerners talking about much yet.
EricAirheart
Lets start with Mar-A-lago
MioTaalas
Keep 'em scared, keep 'em in line....
Keep them from voting again their own interests...
pastelteapot
The only war on US soil would be a civil war.
7qd26tttv7
There would be Canadian partisans helping the blue states, thus confirming this headline.
I know this for FACT.
textilelover
Lord, I hope so. I don't think I'm being alarmist when I contemplate the potential for dying in the streets with my kids while fighting a civil war.
DamnThursdays
You guys come anywhere near Canada and we'll burn your Whitehouse down all over again.
Markuspsyches
Maybe then they can rebuild the East Wing after. I would however prefer if the staff could relocate all the items of historical value down to the bunker first, hopefully with leaving any room for Trump.
Krossis
Do it anyway
carbonr1
Front and centre... Pete.
umlcat
Predictive Programming ...
Regeny
FOX wrote it, so you can be sure it's BS.
cytherians
FOX News is a propaganda outlet of the worst order.
EroticZombiePants
Given the likelihood of Trump starting WW3 with his shit, it's certainly not unrealistic. Especially if we go to war with Canada at some point. Possibly even Mexico. And other nations are capable of landing at least some strikes on us with their air forces.
JustLettingPeopleBeWrong
https://media.defense.gov/2026/Jan/23/2003864773/-1/-1/0/2026-NATIONAL-DEFENSE-STRATEGY.PDF
Dawgsarethebestpeople
You are winning in several categories, such as "Fastest change from democracy to fascism", "Worst leader", "Most villains employed", "Most spray tan used", "Worst murder cover up" and "Most allies lost"
Mountons
Most wealthy grifters pardoned
SuperGeniusPS
Maybe we just need to give him medals for each "win"
Dawgsarethebestpeople
Give him a lead medal for every win and push him overboard
ItsaBeemer
The United States consistently ranks at or near the bottom among industrialized (OECD) nations in
health outcomes (lower life expectancy, higher infant mortality), healthcare system performance (high costs, low access), social safety nets (lack of universal paid leave/childcare), gun violence rates, and income inequality and teenage pregnancies.That's a lot of winning !
Blud4BludGod
I could... I could do to be winning a little bit less. I'd settle for milquetoast in all those categories, honest.
ItsaBeemer
I feel for ya.
M80inaSteelDrum
And most corrupt administration.
Dawgsarethebestpeople
The administration is so corrupt that it goes beyond the scale of the word "corruption". "Highest level of kleptocracy" comes to mind
Sidewaysgts
And don’t forget- most kids diddled
tychog99
If only they would cover them up; instead they're parading them arpund crowing about how their totally-not-gestapo killed a "dangerous criminal"
magichal
Don't forget "biggest prison population" and "most guns per capita."
zombiejedediah
"Largest deficit with fewest international repercussions"
TheCryptid
"Most pedophile politicians"
"Worst educated population"
thedill2000
Please don't say we're winning in any of these. Those that be will try and out do it.
RadicalRecluse
most child rapists in highest office
Dawgsarethebestpeople
Wow you are late to the party mate, did your doomscroll too long haha?
Bombe
Measles cases!
Dawgsarethebestpeople
As a bonus medal, probably travel bans due to measles cases
TheOneThatGotBanned
1 and 6 most spending on armed forces
Pats0r
Most entertaing political figure(sry for ya ll)
Dawgsarethebestpeople
If you mean Charlie Kirk, the orange clown stopped being even trainwreck-"entertaining" years ago
Pats0r
Every day again he s entertaining the world. In a sad way, but still entertaining.