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Apr 26, 2026 4:10 PM
TheDirtySanchezBros
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darkoshen
LOL what a stupid man.
lightfoot2
Boo
m0problems
The ballroom thing doesn't really make any sense. This was a private event. Unless Trump outlaws all non-state media after becoming dictator for life, there is no way the White House would host the WHCA dinner. Unless the idea is that Trump would simply never attend any event he wasn't hosting himself? Like a lot of right-wing propaganda, it falls apart if you think about it for more than three seconds.
Jandegrote
Yeah well that doesn't matter because right wing doesn't fucking think let alone for 3 seconds.
TheDirtySanchezBros
Pretty much this.
monkofshadow
Watch his hat turn into hair
TheDirtySanchezBros
I had to watch the original and for a moment that guy’s hat does appear to get male pattern baldness. Odd.
lightfoot2
OH! YOU CAN ONLY PUT 4 CARRIAGE RETURNS INTO A REPLY! THAT'S WHY THEY KEEP POSTING!
However you can cut and paste. Let me verify.
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lightfoot2
And it posted. Sorry @op for all the crap.
CorGoBrrrr
Damn. Can't even put one into my replies anymore. Gotta post a wall of text or type it up in an outside app. But four? Show off. 😝
lightfoot2
Yeah, I was posting then deleting then posting then I suddenly figured it out. This is the web site not that app mess
ArgentXero
I mean it's a convenient. But the fact is that the "shooter" was a bluesky liberal. lol
Subsound
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ArgentXero
https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/assassin-wasnt-on-fbis-radar-sources
Subsound
Ugh, you again the serial liar?
We've already spent a week doing this bullshit.
RigidGristle
SeasonedCitizen
"Is true you have very large, still functional penis, yes?'
J3lek
Replacing the beer bottle with a ketchup bottle and steak is clever. +1
BeaverOnFire
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HolyFreakingToast
that is a well done steak, at that!
freakdiablo
Cooked so dark he wouldn't rent it an apartment.
usingYourMomAsAHat
Based on the amount of McDonalds this douchnozzle eats, that's just his blood
Toqom
This joke was based on him having a company called Trump Steaks and he said, himself, that he prefers steak well done and with ketchup. I prefer my steak well done but I wouldn't order a fucking steak, I'm not a fan and cooling it well done, with ketchup means the same.
usingYourMomAsAHat
A steak.. With... Ketchup?
lightfoot2
But anyway, what Trump is asking is (1) Dig a deep hole. (2) Put a concrete box in it. (3) Put Trump and his cronies in it. (4) Cover the hole and box with earth.
I'm not sure I would have a problem with this. I mean if this is what he wants, why question it?
LiterallyAWizard
He wants to be able to leave the box, and make decisions about what happens outside of it, neither of which we want
lightfoot2
Oh I don't think anyone has thought that far ahead. No, just build the box.
eetsumkaus
it would cost hundreds of millions of our tax dollars?
lightfoot2
It'd be worth it. Just put a pipe up to the surface and install a urinal connected to it.
lightfoot2
Actually, if you charge a dollar per flush it would pay for itself in a month.