ArmoredChickadee
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3580
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http://strawpoll.me/12976962
EDIT: http://i.imgur.com/cEMyFtI.jpg
@pocketcleric
Next: https://imgur.com/gallery/AWD81
intashu
Peasent Knight. Go rummage the kitchen for armor (potato sack, pot helmet, spoon for a weapon.)
TehPyyRo
GRINDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
PocketCleric
Im so sorry I didnt see this sooner. Thanks all for the support
Ibelieveintacobell
Rats.
pikmints
I liked the "don't pet the sweaty stuff" gag a lot more than I should.
Drivingatank
Kill vermin! Blood for the blood god!
muisverriet
Learn the ways of the force
theweezel69
Go to a town and try to RP in the chat. I'm sure pocket cleric would love that and not say anything snarky at all.
ListenHereFucko
Do you have a tiny cleric in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
ODSTsRule
Always kill of the rats first, its cliche but a tradition!
BangerFox
Rats
lJacksInTheBoxl
Can we tame the rats and get a rat army?
OverlySarcasticMan
ATTACK THE DARKNESS
nananananananananana
Make the longest line of campfires
theoldsazzledazzle
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PocketVist
He accidently kills a boss, level up as crazy, put all his stats on faith which gives mana reg, fucking useless, keeps on speccing in faith
PocketVist
NO ONE CAN DEFEAT THE FAITH OF IMGUR
driftir
Keep killing rats until you die of old age
theFartySarlacc
I saw that episode of South Park. It wasn't pretty...
Rorik21
Be a schulb like you were meant to be and level those skills!
APopularName
Recruit army of rats
tarataqa
Kill single rats. Necro them back to unlife and lead Army of Undead Ratters.
chingchong1
Rats
ToiletsNowAndForever
Burn everything.
QuieroTacos
Join the local military as a mercenary for beginner gear and make money on side, missions they hire you for may also up your skills. ;)
ModernLimit
I keep checking for the next part lol
PopeHerman
Same
ArmoredChickadee
ModernLimit
Thanks for not leaving us hanging. Appreciate you checked in
deathsheep
blakcace
Anarchy
SonsOfMoog
Hey this guy took Roy off the grid!
android419
Craft 10000 iron daggers. Level up smithing.
MrHarrieFuntCase
Marry orc, settle down as potato farmer.
CreepyMonster
As an orc player. I support this choice.
magicmegaman
What if your kid ends up being a raid boss
thefuckwouldiwantacaravanthatsgotnofuckinwheels
marry potato, settle down as orc farmer
ManuelMcMuffins
Marry farmer, settle down as potato orc
TachyonCode
Orc farmer, marry as potato down settle.
aPokal
Potato farmer, down orc as marry settle.
Vagetarian
Level up dual wield skills by hurling potatoes at passing peasants.
TachyonCode
Pass up dual wield skills, level by hurling peasants at potatoes.
Vagetarian
Follow up with a mobile app called "mashing potatoes" and you've got a winner
TachyonCode
All it would contain is one piece of advice on how to mash potatoes: use a ricer.
Vagetarian
TouchMeLikeASpaceBar
Basic Quests
tarataqa
Boooooooorring!
capngoat
But quests give you lore! You can kill rats all the time. That's boring grinding.
tarataqa
Option 3: Craft a vehicle to travel to a distant galaxy dominated by WereRats!
SuperBobKing
Quests typically give the best XP for noobs, and you usually level quickly at the beginning so trying to grind for better gear is just...
SuperBobKing
a waste of time. The strawpoll also includes some socializing in that option and it usually good to get involved with other people in MMOs.
tlk5164
Masturbate furiously in the town square to level one handed skill.
MisterDildy
It is the third Tuesday of the month
thecmerrilees
This has more votes than the #1 poll option so it should be considered
Bewareo
Yes! Like an uncivilized chimpanzee.
HorseMcFucker
That would be working on your skills like a shlub.
Mumalot
Pocketpriest can heal you so you don't chaff...EVER
theFartySarlacc
You'd also spend time in jail, so you could work on lockpicking!
psychologicaltrap
Batman sprinkler joke
TitanCommando21
whyisthisusernametaken
noptic
You filthy animals
tlk5164
tanuki23
One hand quicken
plus1s4u
There it is!
somestrangeryoudontknow
Then use available skill point to boost speed!
PervertedWizard
Yes
C0mtraya
Smart. You'll get the most powerfull ability - using two swords at once.
tlk5164
3MidgetsInATrenchCoat
tigermeat
This was the only true answer.
TachyonCode
Play with yourself in the library. What? I'm talking about Magic: The Gathering. What do *you* do during lunch break?
hitshappens
Our hero now: http://www.animalstown.com/animals/f/fiddler-crab/fiddler-crab-image-01.jpg
tlk5164
InverseNarnia
Stop stealing bandwith?
Vercci
If only there was some website that was good at hosting images.
MatrimBloodyCauthon
He's a stop sign?
ArmoredChickadee
tarataqa
DO IT
Caochlaoch
But that's the Hero Imgur needs! He's relatable
GnomeHomo
You get upvotes as a payment. Then you can exchange them for real money!
Kaluaman
We want a one punch man dammit! How are we going to get that without leveling our one hand!
MrRandom314159
And I'll never be bald unless I have hair on my head.
tlk5164
But this is the adventure I choose, damnit!
XenoCore
We choose. We're in this together. And we need to do what's good for the character!
tlk5164
I believe I speak for us all then.
TotallyHappyCustomer
I was only following or subscribed or w/e to one other person before I saw you respond in this manner. I look forward to viewing you...r art
cheeseguy3412
Equip arms.
ticktockbent
We all know you wanna
ForgivingCat
@OP is a phony
vikk3
Use your artistic creativity to create never before used innuendos :)
kibateo
wait those were eyes? i thought they were thick eyebrows
bruudwin
if you keep this up, you could make some $ like drowtales does with their special user $ requested items like what you're doing
SickOfThisCessPool
You could just draw the adventurer in jail for public indecency.
hitshappens
It doesn't have to be porn, just the implication of porn
TheHawkRules
notmyshitpostingaccount
"And she won't say no. Because of the implication."
OhSpartacus
"I'm still not getting it. How is this not rape?"
Vagetarian
I'll take that as a solid "yes"?
tlk5164
theboopinthewoodz
soliddreams
Your fault for drawing ro style characters.
AdultArtMarmar
well to bad for you i draw free porn once a week :P
ArmoredChickadee
IDoNotContribute
Oh my
DreadZeppelin
What skills do we have and are there other options like going to the tavern and level up bootydancin' to gain hypnotic powers?
theFartySarlacc
ROLL TO SEE IF I GET DRUNK!
TachyonCode
I'M ATTACKING THE DARKNESS!
ArmoredChickadee
DreadZeppelin
I'd like to roll for dungeoneering in the tavern.
usersubbordercontrol
Any chance you play DnD?
Vagetarian
Time to level up dexterity and stealth by randomly poking townspeople in the butthole and hiding behind awkward objects
Freki92
Pump up that animal handling. I heard they're hiring stable hands. Oh, shoveling manure? Well alright. A job's a job.
ParticularlyMentallyInsane
Said the stable boy.
CycloneSP
you should totally turn this into a full on web series :D
CycloneSP
just like the korean manwa "The Gamer" :D