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me taking a bath:
Ah its nice and warm, im gonna look at some nice memes on my phone.
*grabs phone, look at nice memes*
brain: this is nice! gonna hold the phone good, so it wont fall in the water.
chaos-brain: Drop. Your. Phone.
Brain: No! Everything is chill right now, why drop phone?!
chaos-brain: 'cause then we will stop relax and do something.
brain: but we don't NEED to do anything.
chaos-brain: exactly... unless we drop the phone in the water.
me: *puts phone away*
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me: im stressed and bored at the same time, taking a bath is not relaxing at all.
MrBananaPants
If your bathroom looks like this, your phone has a rotary dialer
cansersucksass
Its stupid to use a freaking bathtub. You lie in your own filth + its a huge waste of water. Wake up! Its 2023
Fishy820
You better have a Fridge, Dishwasher, Stove and Kitchen Sink that match this or I am calling Bull Shit!
iwantedanamechangesoidid
Sounds like you're addicted to your phone, not related to the bath at all
Mercurybird
I absolutely love that tub. Not sure I’d have one but I still love it.
tomatoboy
No offense if it’s yours, but… That bathroom looks like some unholy cross between a 1970s home and a rest stop men’s room.
Drunkenhalfling
Looks lik a European 60's bathroom
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Bring a chair into the bathroom and position your phone so the back of the chair and the seat hold up the phone. Watch YouTube videos for 78 minutes until you realize you are cold because you have been in the tub for 78 minutes.