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Me and @TheodoreWitchFucker met three years ago on here. I had to pull an all nighter so I started chatting with random imgurians to keep me company (something I still do today), from there we became a really annoying big sister, and a dweeby little brother duo.
The first thing I ate there was a traditional dish nick named "Fish Rooster," it's little fish baked into rye bread. Finnish people take their rye bread VERY seriously haha.
Every ladies toilet has one of these butt cleaning sinks in them. They had them in Denmark as well, so maybe it's all European countries, and I just had no idea?
Finland is GORGEOUS. All the Finns I met seem to down play how beautiful it is, but I was totally in love.
Uncle Sam found me, even in a super tiny town in Finland (Kotka).
All of the parks I visited were "living" parks, where different community groups (mostly school kids, and the elderly), knit clothes for the trees. It made everything super colorful and i'm sure really fun for the kids.
It's also totally cool to drink outside, and at these public parks. Just don't speak to strangers. Ever. I got reprimanded for saying 'Hello' to a sweet old lady.... apparently I caused her a lot of stress.
Rye bread, boiled eggs, and pickled herring is the Finnish hang over cure. It tasted.... interesting.... but I never got a hang over no matter how many long drinks I had, so hey *shrug*
Took a ferry over the Baltic and went to the Suomenlinna fortress.
There are a ton of tiny little islands across Finland and you can rent/own summer cottages on them. Super cute!
I survived shrimp and tuna fish on a pizza. Apparently these are both totally normal ingredients across the pond.
Finnish architecture is amazing! I didn't want to make the album too long, so I only put the most impressive looking buildings in, but I took about a thousand pictures of just random adorable looking buildings. It's seriously a sight to see.
I convinced them to be dweebs for a few seconds. All other Finns looked on in extreme disapproval.
Largest church in Finland.
Moose cream cheese! Tasted like little bacon bits :)
The Sibelius monument. Apparently this famous Finnish composer, Sibelius, would go on week long drinking binges while coming up with his music. As he was Finnish, I am not surprised in the least by this haha. Finns also take their extremely over priced alcohol very seriously.
Reindeer sandwich! I had reindeer a few different ways while I was over there, and honestly, i'm a big fan! It didn't have a gamey taste at all (not even the lunch meat), and had a steak like taste. Sorry Rudolph, but if I see you, it's going down.
So even though Finns avoid eye contact, and speaking to... pretty much anyone, if their hockey team wins the world championship, they get drunk, strip naked and go jumping in the fountains. When I asked my friends dad about the insanity of this, he replied with, "Well you still don't have to speak to anyone while you're jumping around naked."
Sound logic.
I survived the sauna. This might be the biggest, most sacred thing in Finland. EVERYONE goes to the sauna. As an American, I died of heat stroke 13 times the first time I went in. My friend and his parents revived me though, and actually, whacking yourself with the birch tree branches helped a lot, it was very relaxing. After the sauna, sitting outside in the cool air and drinking a long drink, I FINALLY understood why sauna is so huge, and even though I knew I would die in the heat, I went right back in the damn sauna and did it again.
Best salmon i've ever had, even better than what I ate in Alaska (though that might just be a discrepancy between the two dishes that I had, and not a fight over quality).
If anyone wants to know more, or has any questions about Finland, drop a comment or send me a pm, I love to chat!
Kayaklabguy
*TheodoreWitchFucker and I*
TipsyCareBear
You'll survive.
plastikman
No talking to people? Strange food? Naked fountains? I'm moving to Finland!
TipsyCareBear
Let's do it!
AerinRavage
Loved the pics but all I could hear was the Monty Python Finland song...
TipsyCareBear
HAHAHAHAHAHA how did that never occur to me???
AerinRavage
Something something never expect something?
twfeline
Don't blurt out greetings and don't pinch the cheeks of the little old ladies, no matter how cute they are.
TipsyCareBear
*pouts*
fruktsalat
You TALKED to someone you did not know, without having an important reason to do so? You non-Scandinavians are a crazy bunch!
TipsyCareBear
I SAID I WAS SORRY!
fruktsalat
You'd probably take a seat next to someone you don't know on a buss too!
fruktsalat
And you probably talk in elevators!
TipsyCareBear
And I talk to the people I sit next to on planes. I freaked a Finnish person out doing that. Whoops!
fruktsalat
Haha! We usually don't think that western countries differ that much, but obviously there are some cultural differences.
SuurFett
Did you try the Lonkero/long drink?
TipsyCareBear
HELL YES. Best drink! I brought a few home with me :)
JustAnotherClown
After living and working in Finland for 4 years and now dating a Finn. I can say that it is one of the greatest countries I have been to.
TipsyCareBear
I really enjoyed it!
JustAnotherClown
I'm glad you enjoyed it. See you spent your time in the South. The North is just as exciting in so many different ways
TipsyCareBear
I wanted to go to Lapland and find father Christmas but he said no :(
JustAnotherClown
There is always next time. I used to live about 100 km north of Santa's Village. Lots of Snow And The Northern Lights during the winter.
TipsyCareBear
Yes! Next time for sure.
Mikey1990
Hilarious how many butthurt dwellers have commented sex/friend zone jokes. Says more about you than them!
TipsyCareBear
I think you mean that the other way around???
weirdnorwegianguy
Saying as a half Norwegian/half Finnish guy (family is also from just outside Kotka, yay!); if you think Finnish booze is overpriced, never
TheodoreWitchfucker
Kotka yay! (Or actually, not much to yay about Kymenlaakso area)
weirdnorwegianguy
Family's from Munapirtti, but haven't been there in almost 10 years now.
weirdnorwegianguy
visit Norway unless you wint the lottery.
PleasantlySurprised
Norway is so expensive! I remember I caught the ferry to Tallinn & I didn't realise people went nuts & bought so much alcohol on board!
lurkmoar
Ah, yes, the ferry from Norway to Tallin! You baiter, you!
PleasantlySurprised
Oh no I meant the ferry from Helsinki to Tallinn. But Norway was more expensive.
TipsyCareBear
Lol I just won't drink alcohol in Norway then, because I'm DEFINITELY going to Norway. Kotka was the cutest!!!
weirdnorwegianguy
It is lovely in Norway, absolutely. Its just wicked expensive
TipsyCareBear
Next time I venture that far our I want to do Finland, Sweden and Norway. Lol I'll start saving now.
Foxyrain
I need to move to Finland so people won't talk to me
TipsyCareBear
Until I come back again and then I'll talk to you haha
INeedCats
TARJOSITHAN HÄNELLE SALMIAKKAI!!
TheodoreWitchfucker
Niin maan perusteellisesti.
INeedCats
Mahtavaa :)
Zokathra
Olitko niin hölmö, että panit peliin koko elämän?
TheodoreWitchfucker
En sentäs! Menneisyyden virheistä on opittu.
TipsyCareBear
I don't know Finnish but I think you're talking about the salty fish poo candy....
INeedCats
Salmiakki, aka Salty liquorice :)
TipsyCareBear
I hate the salty fish poo candy! Though your chocolate is a million times better than ours!
PuellaSilentii
You should try different kinds. Lakritsi is also good, try if you haven't.
TipsyCareBear
I've tried a few kinds. Hard candies, and soft ones covered in sugar, and even a pear salamakki, and hated them all. Sorry :(
INeedCats
Fazer uses fresh milk instead of milk powder, so that's why its awesome :D
TipsyCareBear
I REALLY wanted to visit the fazer factory! We ran out of time though :(
DepressingSandwich
It's an acquired taste, you eventually get used to it! Alternatively you end up hating it for the rest of your life. 50/50, even for Finns!
TipsyCareBear
Every Finn I met loved it. I can just eat the rest of the candy haha.
INeedCats
Salty fish poo candy = suolainen kalankakkakarkki, gonna use that, thx <3
NOLEnSC
TipsyCareBear
Lmao I do
thatwastooclose
Elaborate on these but cleaning sinks.... also congrats on the sauna.
TipsyCareBear
I didn't use it lol. My American instincts said "fuck that"
TheodoreWitchfucker
You turn the water on in the sink, adjust and test by hand the perfect temp., then use the bidet shower on your butt, above the toilet bowl.
TheodoreWitchfucker
And the switch from sink to the shower is controlled by a pressure trigger on the shower handle
whycantweallsmokeupandbehappy
I love these stories! I want to make friends with someone in a cool country! The state's suck.
TipsyCareBear
Right!!!
Venfolnir
This is a great post. Maybe one of greatest post in the history of great posts. Ever. Really great post.
TipsyCareBear
Awww thank you!
kuukerinelli
Cheers from finland @op ! Hope you'll revisit!
TipsyCareBear
Hell yeah I will! The next time I'm thinking of adding Norway and Sweden as well!
JupitersWitch
There is a Sibelius Institute in Finland. Most of the guys in Apocalyptica went there. It is I guess like Juilliard in a way.
TipsyCareBear
Cool!!!!!
MaIemort
WHAT THE HELL IS A BUTT CLEANING SINK? I mean, is it originally designed for this purpose??
MaIemort
Modern world at its best.
randompotayhtoah
we have been using bidets for over 40 years
MrsFX
A bidet is used when you get a sticky poo that requires endless wiping, tbh i didnt think that was 1 in pic just a sink cuss persepective
TipsyCareBear
Yes! HAHA I was amazed and had to ask his mom.
Kelleigh
Please tell me me you two are married now!?
TheodoreWitchfucker
*largest orthodox church. *reindeer bits in cheese spread. :P
Cheomesh
Sooooooo...what does the Uncle Sam poster say?
gylder
New ad space for sale
TipsyCareBear
^^^^ That. Also, found another Finnish person!
Cheomesh
So you are the woman and you are *not* Finn, yes? For some reason I am confused.
TipsyCareBear
I am the woman, and I am not Finnish. I'm from the US, he's from Finland, I like to travel, so i'm the one that went out there :)
TipsyCareBear
Maybe I should have said that YOU were the annoying little brother.
LilSis061016
Was that ever in question? ;)
TipsyCareBear
I don't know who you are, but I like you!
ScrawnyAssling
Today I learned I'm too sociable to go to Finland
TipsyCareBear
It'll be fine! Just go anyway, it's a great experience.
turp0
Teuvo?
TipsyCareBear
Yes! That's him!
TheodoreWitchfucker
#kuumotus
bluesmcgroove
"Well you still don't have to speak to anyone while you're jumping around naked" Well I can't fucking argue with that, lol. Wise man, he is
Thesaya
Typical Finn
TipsyCareBear
I loved him, such an adorable man.
xMWHx
Holy fuck people meet each other on imgur? Nooe nope nope
TipsyCareBear
Yeah I've met a few friends on here
jgouin23
Omg this looks like such an amazing trip i wanna go so bad. Maybe when i visit my sister in germany
TipsyCareBear
Take me with you!
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
I was in Helsinki for four days and it was probably one of the coolest places I've ever been to. Do it!
bthetrees
Minnesotan here with Finnish ancestry. I love a good sauna!! It's been a while since I've taken one, though... :(
TipsyCareBear
It killed me, but was awesome in the end!
bthetrees
Lol have you ever done sauna-swim? Where you sit in the sauna for a while, and then go jump in a pool/lake?
helmeri
Mitä hittoa? Suomi kuvissa, eikä löydy keneltäkään vielä "SUOMI MAINITTU! TORILLE!"-kommenttia. olen pettynyt :(
sdlabs
http://www.kymensanomat.fi/f/5/56/big_15711194.jpg
TheodoreWitchfucker
Ei helvetti, Kotkan torilta vielä :O
TipsyCareBear
I'm sorry I don't speak Finnish :(
IWishIHadSomethingToPost
Whenever Finland succeeds at something, they gather at market square to celebrate. Now Finland has been noted on imgur, so.. TORILLE ->
TipsyCareBear
Ah ok cool! I'm keeping my clothes on though. I even went to the sauna with a towel lmao.
Colmarr
Not your fault, but us finnish people for not commenting"SUOMI MAINITTU! TORILLE!"
sparkleypegasus
Judging by the comments, apparently a guy and a girl can't just be friends anymore...that's news to me!
TipsyCareBear
Right? Ah well. There might come a day when I care about what others think, BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY!
sparkleypegasus
Ditto XD you do you! You're rocking it
TipsyCareBear
Aww thanks! *hugs*
NaloaC
Tonnikala & Katkarapu is all kinds of awesome! I miss Finland :(
frizzyhairdontcare
Shrimp and tuna pizza?? With mozzarella cheese? I'm intrigued
TheodoreWitchfucker
Adding de-shelled mussels to that too, and oh man it's a seafood pizza heaven.
frizzyhairdontcare
Yummmm!! Welp, I guess I'm planning a trip!
TheodoreWitchfucker
...or a pizza cookout party on the weekend! \0/
frizzyhairdontcare
Also a good idea!
TipsyCareBear
The shrimp was better than the tuna, but neither were as bad as I imagined
KoomValley
SOMMERSBY HAS BLUEBERRY???
ChangeEvolveAscendNahTooSleepy
KoomValley
+1 for Teal'c
TipsyCareBear
It was yummy!
Kotofeyka
I'm going in 2 weeks! any recommendations?
TipsyCareBear
Helsinki is the capital and super gorgeous, but I also loved their small towns, the while place has good vibes.
Kotofeyka
Thank you! I think I'll stay in Helsinki and its surrounding towns
VenerableInheritance
Porvoo is 45min drive from Helsinki and looks like so:
Also Nuuksio national park in Espoo for natural beauty
Kotofeyka
Thank you, I hope I'm able to go. Also is likely that I'll hang out in Espoo!
HellWithKittens
Depends on what you are interested in. Nature? Go up north. City vacation? Helsinki, Turku, Tampere... For starters.
Kotofeyka
I think I only will be able to stay in Helsinki and the surrounding area, thank you :)
HellWithKittens
Helsinki has some wonderful outdoor places to see, lot of historical sites, shopping and nice old market halls and nice restaurants :)