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Here's a little story
I was crushing on this girl for a while. I was deep in the friendzone for sure , but I was hopeful.
She made a move and asked me to take her to the work Christmas party. I was hyped!
We go the party. Everyone drinking. Everyone dancing. Great time.
After party at the local bar. HUGE CROWD!
We head to the second floor. DJ. Music. More drinks.
I'm a little drunk. She's gone for a while. Finally find her dancing with another dude. Non-stop with this guy for about 30 minutes.
I'm pissed. I've never smoked but I thought (for some reason) the play would be to steal a cigarette, light up and smoke.
Apparently I'm the least manly smoker on the planet because this other guy at the bar immediately comes over to introduce himself to me.
I freak out and bolt.
BUT WAIT. HERE"S THE PAYOFF
When I get home (live with my parents then), my dad is awake saying the girl has called telling me I need to take her home since she left her purse in my car. Call this number. Dude's house. (This is pre-cell phone era).
I go to the dude's house, pick her up after waiting outside for 15 minutes. Drive her 20 miles to her place and drop her off.
Wait 3 months. She gets engaged to dude.
BONUS - See her 2 years later and she put back on 80 lbs. and I had lost about 80.
TL;DR - She wasn't meant for me.
ohgodiregistered
3 months. she sounds like a terrible decision.
FlammedBoi
Meh some work ... some dont ... I wasn't meant to be buddy
qoppaphi
TL;DR 2 years later OP is happily married to the dude he met at the bar.
rjmtl
Ah. Mother nature's unescapable reality check. Women's value depreciates with time. Men's value appreciates over time.
beggingyourmajestyspardon
This sounds more like a Bad Luck Brian meme
Popspoppingit
yesterday I got a ticket for riding the trolley with no fare (my pass expired) and this morning shattered my new phone's screen.
puffymcscrote
Wait... you didn't at least let the dude smoke your Camel? Weak.
mockwerks
+1 for smoke your camel.
sooothats3rdbase
But is she still with the guy
mockwerks
I haven't seen her in about 15 years.
woozle
tl;dr OP is a homo
mockwerks
You get a +1!
mockwerks
http://imgur.com/VfaqJLc
gravyandfries
Oh so he did end up with the gay guy that hit on him? I love when these love stories on imgur work out.
woozle
it's adorable.