SquidKun
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Jul 16, 2017 5:56 PM
SquidKun
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YouLookLikeAFruit
soaksloginwood
ArgentXero
hollybadass
ifinallygotaroundtochangingmyusername
So at first, not really digging it. But ya know? That's a good boy.
ReMemeberMe
TehButternaut
DoodleBobForReal
That really is an impressive transformation.
howdidthisgethereiamnotgoodwithcomputer
sirvaginasslayus
Nkester
Really hated everything about this
dogsandcatsandlemursohmy
NoThanksSatan
Rhinoruairi
Beautiful
mesaswah
ImitationBrand
*zerg voice* EVOLUTION COMPLETE!
AleksandrBlazkowicz
https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/heroesofthestorm/images/a/a8/AbathurHero_Ultimate1Used00.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20150612040928
CrazyCatLad
WE REQUIRE MORE OVERLORDS.
saveuscatman
ThIsHowWeDoIt
ganjapudding
TonyStarkWantsOne
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
https://youtu.be/e7apw7IEqfI sauce
harrybo12
Neat
UmbraDomini
I've been looking for this for like 5000 years thank you.
bionoxious
MyPenisIsBiggerThanHis
You sure that's not a fucking face hugger?
youknowthatonepersonwiththeface
"Oh hey, I'll just get close to this creepy fucking creature." New game show here: Alien movie or my dating life, take your pick.
AndradePhilips
Exactly!
DJBBT
Anythings a dildo.....
TheExistentialMillennial
RexZE
I'd rather fucking not...
DevilishlySnowy
Kill it, kill it with fire.
DrMet
missojennie
mikev2
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
PhilTheFluffiestDogOnTheInternet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJXYMDu6dpY seen that not looking at it again
RhyhornRodeoClown
AnonresponsivE
This is the one I was thinking of. I'm not squeamish, but every time I see this I think I'm gonna hurl.
ArtOfKarolMichalec
Jesus fuck no
MemeMcgee
PhilTheFluffiestDogOnTheInternet
Quadrel
imgurianitarian
smashpro1
Hercules Beetle, read the thing.
MrPredator
Can't fool me. That's a damn bug! https://media.giphy.com/media/pbiYSnBFsT94Y/giphy.gif
NeonArlecchino
Now that's what I was looking for! Our boys from the Mobile Infantry!
kevinator
Makes me wonder what the hell happened to an early species that made that giant pincer a necessity.
MerToo
No-one fucks with you when you open-carry a pincer like that - and this effect is still seen (in Texas & certain 3rd-world places).
CarrotSharpener
It's essentially a giant, decorative penis.
Andrewleedragon
MemeStealingSkeleton
philcollinsdrumbreakdown
Not a pincer. It does not articulate.
bobosha
-aptations started to appear and thrive.
bobosha
Basically tree-dwelling bwetle males gained an advantage from knocking rival males off the branch with all the lady beetles, advantageous ad
Acatno
Have you ever seen the movie Antz?
cr00kiem0nster
Probably something with reproduction.
NGC5189
Males fight each other for mating rights.
Akubarix
"Get that tiny ass horn outta here son! THIS IS MY HOUSE!"
Iteki
"Who hurt you?"
theitinerantnaturalist
Male-on-male violence.
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Sexual selection. Males fight with it.
NotFarEnough
Runaway sexual selection, perhaps?
RyukR
Hercules beetles wrestle each other for the affection of a female. Those who lose get thrown off the tree. Bigger horns probably work better
SavagePatchKids
Size doesn't matter, it's how you use it. Or at least that's what my mom tells me.
BananaAddedForScale
maximinusthrax1
The fact that it's your mom reassuring you has me asking questions...
QuackDodgers
And then they throw the bitch off the tree when they're done too, hilarious
RoseTheSpecialEdTeacher
"Next!"
Insomnia297
Are they heavy enough to even get hurt from that?
theitinerantnaturalist
Yes.
QuackDodgers
Not really, after mating the male throws the female off the tree to start the cycle all over again, they're very armored
hashbrowned
I've actually read about this in a book when I was in high school. According to a study, fossils prove that those with larger pincers 1/?
hashbrowned
took some jumper cables and beat the shit out of the smaller ones 2/2
IjazSSJ3
was the book written by roger simons?
knickknacksnackery
RickCaptain
Chekhov: "Oh Keptin...Khan put creatures in our bodies..."
firedove
I couldn't watch that movie until about five years ago. That used to scare me so bad as a kid!
JimmySmits
I was thinking the same thing.
RickCaptain
Great minds...
BeautifulSound
"bwadies"
HighFunctioningSociopath221B
KnockKnockJokes
Man, That's me opening a package of gold fish and them flying everywhere
HighFunctioningSociopath221B
Aahhahaha perfect! Same here!
KnockKnockJokes
"Chekov"
RickCaptain
At least I got Khan right. At least.
KnockKnockJokes
Yep! :)
RickCaptain
Dammit! I took a 50/50 on that!!! (Hangs head in shame...)
LegacyMuse
Chekhov had the gun.
chbarts
"Chekhov's Got A Gun", the best song Aerosmith never wrote.
LegacyMuse
That's my jam!