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Because elephants only digest 45% of their food, and their waste is mostly made up of fiber.
the Thai Elephant Conservation Center in Northern Thailand developed a method for making elephant dung into paper.
An elephant can generate enough dung to make over 100 pages of paper a day!
Llama poo has special pollution-fighting powers!
It helps clean the dirty water that comes from mines by diluting acid and removing dissolved metals.
One of the most expensive kinds of coffee is made from beans that are collected from a palm civet’s poop! It’s called kopi luwak.
During World War I soldiers used dried bat “guano” (another word for poo), to make explosives!
bat’s droppings consist largely of saltpeter (or potassium nitrate), a key ingredient in explosives and fireworks.
Some species of spiders like the bird dropping spider disguise themselves to look like poop to ward off predators
a bird called the double-banded courser even disguises its eggs to look like poop.
Hippos and penguins launch their poo!
To attract a mate, hippos use something that we like to call a rotor tail move, where they spin their tail to launch their poop under water.
Penguins also send their poo flying, but they do it to keep their beautiful feathers free from doo-doo!
Birds of prey, like Peregrine Falcons, tend to poop before take-off to lighten their load when flying!
There are some birds that will actually shape their poop into the form of an egg in order to reduce the risk that a predator will snatch the actual eggs.
The Australian Wombat has quite the funny shaped animal scat; it’s shaped like what appears to be a freshly baked loaf of bread.
Nightingale poop is used many expensive anti-wrinkle creams for your face.
The Capybara has a dual purpose poop mechanic. One type of poop that they excrete is green, soft, and filled with nutrients that other Capybara can consume later.
Horse stallions poop in the same location, making large piles of poop as a way of saying: “This area is mine, and you can’t have it.”
You can actually burn cow poop, either over a camp fire or even on a grill, to keep mosquitos and flies away.
Monkeys have a bit of a bad habit: They like to throw their poop at things. They originally developed this behavior as a defense mechanism, because who wants to get animal feces flung at them? No one, that’s who!
Pigeon poop, when in mass, can weigh quite a lot, even thousands of pounds. When an architects lays out the plans for their new building, the possibility of a thousand pounds of pigeon poop adding to the top-heaviness of their structure must be taken into account.
A common misconception about honey is that it is bee poop, but the truth is that honey is actually bee vomit.
Bee poop is actually just a mixture of the sugary nectar that they most commonly eat. In fact, some bee poop is present in the all natural honey that you find at your grocery store.
House flies are in a constant state of pooping.
Food goes in, is nearly instantly digested, and goes right back out.
Grossly enough, they are also in a nearly constant state of vomitting, since their frontal excrements are a way of pre-digesting food before they consume it.
If a fly lands on your arm, then it has already pooped and vomitted on you. Gross, right?
Cats have been known to poop outside of the litterbox just to show you how angry they are with you.
While pooping outside of the litterbox can sometimes indicate a health issue and should be looked into, sometimes it’s just because the little guy is mad and that’s a way of asserting dominance.
He’s showing you who’s boss, knowing that you’ll clean it up.
This one isn’t necessarily about animals, although “technically” it is, considering that humans are also part of the kingdom Animalia, which makes us animals, too.
When Neil Armstrong and his crew departed from the moon landing, they left behind four bags of poop, just sitting there on the moon’s surface. Yep, poop on the moon!
Cat tax. This is Ninou, my girlfriends family cat. She likes to eat flowers!
Edit: Poop sources
https://www.certapet.com/animal-poop-facts/
https://www.earthrangers.com/wildwire/top-10/top-ten-facts-all-about-animal-poop/
Bluegrasslass
Palm civets are kept in captivity and force-fed coffee beans - don't buy any of that coffee!!!
Mikae84
Shitty facts you got there.
Imuglyandiamproud
Perfect on the toilet reading in the morning
darkninja2992
One of these things is not like the other
RedCamaro
This post is informational yet full of shit at the same time!
qbl500
Take a look in the mirror... and tell me what you see....
Lifeisharddeathissoftlol
Here's a shit tornado, make a baby with me - hippo probably
DutchymcDutchface
This is so strange: I’m in Thailand right now and last week me and my girl visited the Elephant Poopoo Paper Park in Chiang Mai. Great!
MagnusBF
Lol!
Mcmoistiermuffdaddy
Is no one going to talk about the cow and octopus?? Wtf is going on?
WeAllFloat
When guano needs to be explained as another word for poo...I feel old.
Andalite
thehoesenone
Hope someone corrects me but isn't that bear in the first image just extremely distressed?
MagnusBF
Thought it was a bear from the wild just goofing around at a playground, but idk, if captive it’s kind of sad yeah :-/
RubberChickenTenders
A true shit post. +1
gagmad16
Quality pictures and gifs, the captions were a little shitty tho
Omnimorph2112
A lot of effort went into this. Take your +1
GothKirby
#5 it’s FUCKEN WIMDY
alexiselizabethxo
Cockatoo is actually going off on the cage that the guy from some animal rescue service stomped. Guy did it to gain birbs trust.
DevilsArsehole
Poor bear looks like he he's lost his mind.
FancyFeasty
AhDumTheHermit
that ”tricky” bird looks/sounds like it’s just about lost its god damn mind, too
Rodrodington
Or really horny?
DevilsArsehole
Lol if only someone would wank him off
redindian3922718
Stir crazy. Not in his environment. He in jail. ..and he asks why me, wheres my fam, i wanna go home to the wild bamboo place.
DevilsArsehole
Bamboo? Isn't that pandas?
redindian3922718
Anywhere but there
KatKittens
Just a parrot going for a walk. Platt Platt Platt Platt Platt....... Platt Platt Platt Platt Platt...... Don't mind me... Platt Platt Platt.
SensitiveShiori
this was an amazing dump. you deserve more than 1 upvote.
MagnusBF
Aww.. tnx! :)
CanNearrlyFly
I’m a keeper and at my zoo there’s one orangutan who will run all the way across her habitat with poo in her mouth to throw it at employees.
SansAandAnguS
I'm concerned about the bear in 1# he looks frustrated and in anguish. I hate seeing suffering like this.
mycatToastwasafatasshole
Um. I think you clicked on the wrong file for one of them.
CN247
In tears from laughing so hard.
StarscreamAndHutch
Guy driving next to the deer is an idiot. Slow down and let it have the angle. You’ll definitely lose if you intersect.
infernopg
or speed the fuck up and leave it in the dust it's a car if you saw the deer running at you from a mile away you can just drive away
xVVitch
Irc someone on an old post said it was fake. Idk tho, i can't say if its fact or not.
Poopenshower
Poop hahaha
boatymcboatfaceplant
I easily generate 100 pages of bullshit daily
capnsebastian
one of these gifs is not like the others ...
MadDrDrillBit
what, no comments on the cow and octopus?
MagnusBF
??
HammerParty13
They seem happy...
GetlnLoserWereGonnaOffendEveryone
what in the name of hoarders is up with this fucking home?
TedTheMan
Hording.
Kamasu0Tra
??? What makes you think it's a home? It's one single, huge room, with rows of tables and scales on them, with tons of packages strewn about
GetlnLoserWereGonnaOffendEveryone
Puppies need a home, duh?
RoulettesPlay
One of these things are not like the other ones..
twfeline
Take my advice: Don't EVER watch a movie called "Meet the Feebles."
twfeline
I just noticed THE CAMERA.
Godholio
The Happytime Murders goes to some really strange places.
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
@op .
MagnusBF
Yes?
Tifandi
wtf
MagnusBF
Yes
romanceisntdead
wtf is this from? anyone?
MagnusBF
The happytime murders https://youtu.be/-eks8LG72uo
romanceisntdead
Thanks op.
TChallaVanDam
Was that any good?
MagnusBF
Haven’t seen it, but looks kind of cool
totallyconfuddled
All wonderful. Take your upvote. + One of these gifs isn't like the others.
IdUpvoteYouButYoureAt69
I'd upvote you but you're at 69
MagnusBF
Thank you! Haha, which one? ?
combatwombat0
The one with the tiktok logo?
LordAwkward
That octopus milking a cow! It's quite surprising!!!
LagerthaL16
It's something right out of Tumblr is what it is!
MagnusBF
Of course! Haha..forgot I posted it xD
AbsoluteBarbarism
What’s the song name in number four, op?
MagnusBF
Sorry, idk :’/
TheKeytarPlatypus
Shine, by Collective Soul