Yeah, pretty much how my luck goes.

Aug 6, 2025 5:27 AM

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Always have a spare.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

You chose the wrong colors

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At first, I was like "what's a flat Friday? Is that like a flat white?" Then I was like, "ohh, you're moving into a new place but the lumber yard (?!) is closed." Then I was like, "oh, a flat tire."

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You didn't just "get a flat tire." You ran something over at a good clip to snap a strut.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It seems like the bottom of it was rusted out. I checked the other ones though and they are in better shape.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I read that a few times wondering what a flat Friday was.

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Smooth Friday. No troubles.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

did you drive over a curb at highway speeds by chance?

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0