May 10, 2018 7:42 PM
MightyPandaBoy
455398
1820
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funny
kissing
lucky
FuckingTurtleBear
Til, mono is glandular fever
Kamica
HERPES, HEPRES EVERYWHERE!
honkifyoulikeboobs
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
#2 that girl's bf is into cucking i believe.
thenewimgurappforandroidsucks
This is really cute, I would kiss him
TomatoPepper
#2 some fucking strange things are happening there
Dragrum
So awkward and creepy... >.>
Brocktooon
KISS ME I DON'T HAVE HERPES
elersong
How is this lucky? If he WASNT inviting kisses, and got facefucked by attractive strangers, that’d be assault. He’s simply efficient.
buggme
"That's what I'll do! I'll make a sign!"
Scrampy123
Now he has all the herpes
geojustin
Are you in middle school?
Sure.. Why not. I've kissed girls! Whatever...
SamSquanch148
Great way to get mouth herpes, or spread it.
anythinganything
Real question though, if he refused a kiss from a dude would he be seen as a homophobe in societal view
TCGView
I think this is how you get herpes. Well, one way, at least.
MyUserNameWasTakenBySomeSonofaB1tch
"blow me"
truthpick
the sign hides a boner
ultrarunningawayfromyou
Bitch you want to make some money? you should be selling kishes
feelinsomethinglikerickmoranis
When I saw the little girl approaching
MadHakon
I only watched the entirety of these gifs in the hopes that some flamboyant guy would come along and make the guy reevaluate his sexuality.
theregoesthegayborhood
Lol same
TheBlizzardWizard
There’s that one guy in the second-to-last gif
That wasn't gay enough! Did he even get the agenda!?
derwulf
There was a screw up with the email server, maybe not. Did you get the last newsletter?
Mavgurian
Ey sisters! We are not to talk about it in public!
UnhelpfulAnswers
Aaaaand herpes
buckthorn
It's Venice, after all
airborneherpes
I would have laughed if some big ass bearded man went in for one
ernestscaredstupider
Now go wash your face.
TheJmaN33
Jokes on them, he’s got mono
poorwhitetrash
You mean the easiest way to lose 30lbs since meth? Sign me up!
NowIn240p
Sharing is caring, mono is for everyone.
What's mono?
Pfeiffersches Drüsenfieber, Mononukleose
Wasnt she Catwoman in Batman Returns?
thtguyjosh
Well if he didn’t before, he does now
GingerGoddess357
I thought i had mono once for an entire year, turns out i was just really bored
Boothie20
Or the herps, or was this his cunning plan all along....
mcd0g
Well if he didn’t, he does now.
Who doesn’t have herpes these days? Other than me, of course. Y’all nasty!
LocutusOfBored
80% of people have some form of herpes. Most people got it from their grandmother.
*your
Xsiah
hey-oh!
sauce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJGZ65qXKQU
justahumanonline
you gave the source...what's with the downvotes?
rocketpanda
People are finicky about double dipping
ok, so leave it at the 1 point...why downvote it thought?
MakeTabbouleNotWar
3...2...1 HERPES! *confetti burst*
Moonadon
1 dude and 1 dog! Score!
anjunaspeak23
Totally laughed and enjoyed both of these. Totally unexpected. Loved it.
red411
Is that the Santa Monica Pier? Maybe I should go down there and try that
MrCleo
I don’t think it is Santa Monica...
antoinebugleboy
The later gifs are. The first couple are Venice Beach.
I stand corrected, thanks!
make sure to record and share
StonerCatJay
Same. 23 years old and never been kissed. I've eaten ass though so at least I passed my milennial test.
No one is going to kiss you if you eat ass first. You start at the top and go down. Spelunking not climbing a mountain.
TheDoctorAndHisTrustyTardis
Ahh, skipped weed and went straight to heroin I see
Weed was involved but yes
My man
Your own ass doesn’t count
CaldariBob
Says you!
I'm not that flexible
IAmTheBadW01f
That's.....impressive?
IrrelevantlyColorBlind
WHY DOES HE FREAK OUT WHEN THE GIRLS ACTUALLY KISS HIM!?!?!
ChaneDawg
Its the reaction they want
Thegodsofimgur
He’s expecting a peck and they go all out. Also adds to the joke
Shamalamadingdongtoyoutoo
Because one of them stole his verginity too
TheRicM
*virginity
StunnedGoofy
*Extra Virgin Olive Oil
Ahhhh fucking phone
Haha all good
wowheylookdotcom
Fuck me I’m desperate
[deleted]
Douchejr
Adding 20 bucks makes you a hooker.
corvoalchemist
It's not illegal in Germany or France.
Who said anything about illegal. Stop adding fallacys.
getotterhere
bobtheaxolotl
Ok. But I'm fat, hairy, male, and I'm going in dry.
Chunkylover117
Snooj
Careful casting a wide net.
MerToo
something something so thirsty in these comments something
hesbeginningtobelieve
Hahaha this is what I was gonna say.
IJustCame
Are you, now?
Zawayix
Yes
horsebananas
23 isn't desperate.
OkButWhyWereTheyFilming
Be in a committed, long term, stable relationship with me I'm desperate.
LadiesPleaseDontPmMeYourNudes
Hi desperate, I'm dad.
CoRektiveAction
Damn. It's just....... damn.
Callintryluck
Hi desperate, I'm Daddy*
KingoftheFreds
Win
VeryRealGirlAndNotRussianBot
Is this gender specific cause ima dude but if your desperate im down.
Let’s grab some beers and find the whores. That’s me letting you know gently.
*you're
A cunt?
SeeThroughCuntnoes
BudbudTheGreat
Nice to meet you desperate
ShitSpeckledMuppetFart
Dad, is that you?
PragmaticHedonist
I am dad
You're back?
Whoops, time to go get another pack of cigarettes from the 7-11
TheBullshitter
It'll be fifteen minutes I swear
FuckingTurtleBear
Til, mono is glandular fever
Kamica
HERPES, HEPRES EVERYWHERE!
honkifyoulikeboobs
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
#2 that girl's bf is into cucking i believe.
thenewimgurappforandroidsucks
This is really cute, I would kiss him
TomatoPepper
#2 some fucking strange things are happening there
Dragrum
So awkward and creepy... >.>
Brocktooon
KISS ME I DON'T HAVE HERPES
elersong
How is this lucky? If he WASNT inviting kisses, and got facefucked by attractive strangers, that’d be assault. He’s simply efficient.
buggme
"That's what I'll do! I'll make a sign!"
Scrampy123
Now he has all the herpes
geojustin
Are you in middle school?
Scrampy123
Sure.. Why not. I've kissed girls! Whatever...
SamSquanch148
Great way to get mouth herpes, or spread it.
anythinganything
Real question though, if he refused a kiss from a dude would he be seen as a homophobe in societal view
TCGView
I think this is how you get herpes. Well, one way, at least.
MyUserNameWasTakenBySomeSonofaB1tch
"blow me"
truthpick
the sign hides a boner
ultrarunningawayfromyou
Bitch you want to make some money? you should be selling kishes
feelinsomethinglikerickmoranis
When I saw the little girl approaching
MadHakon
I only watched the entirety of these gifs in the hopes that some flamboyant guy would come along and make the guy reevaluate his sexuality.
theregoesthegayborhood
Lol same
TheBlizzardWizard
There’s that one guy in the second-to-last gif
MadHakon
That wasn't gay enough! Did he even get the agenda!?
derwulf
There was a screw up with the email server, maybe not. Did you get the last newsletter?
Mavgurian
Ey sisters! We are not to talk about it in public!
UnhelpfulAnswers
Aaaaand herpes
buckthorn
It's Venice, after all
airborneherpes
I would have laughed if some big ass bearded man went in for one
ernestscaredstupider
Now go wash your face.
TheJmaN33
Jokes on them, he’s got mono
poorwhitetrash
You mean the easiest way to lose 30lbs since meth? Sign me up!
NowIn240p
Sharing is caring, mono is for everyone.
FuckingTurtleBear
What's mono?
Mavgurian
Pfeiffersches Drüsenfieber, Mononukleose
FuckingTurtleBear
Wasnt she Catwoman in Batman Returns?
thtguyjosh
Well if he didn’t before, he does now
GingerGoddess357
I thought i had mono once for an entire year, turns out i was just really bored
TheJmaN33
Boothie20
Or the herps, or was this his cunning plan all along....
mcd0g
Well if he didn’t, he does now.
poorwhitetrash
Who doesn’t have herpes these days? Other than me, of course. Y’all nasty!
LocutusOfBored
80% of people have some form of herpes. Most people got it from their grandmother.
poorwhitetrash
*your
Xsiah
hey-oh!
MightyPandaBoy
sauce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJGZ65qXKQU
justahumanonline
you gave the source...what's with the downvotes?
rocketpanda
People are finicky about double dipping
justahumanonline
ok, so leave it at the 1 point...why downvote it thought?
MakeTabbouleNotWar
3...2...1 HERPES! *confetti burst*
Moonadon
1 dude and 1 dog! Score!
anjunaspeak23
Totally laughed and enjoyed both of these. Totally unexpected. Loved it.
red411
Is that the Santa Monica Pier? Maybe I should go down there and try that
MrCleo
I don’t think it is Santa Monica...
antoinebugleboy
The later gifs are. The first couple are Venice Beach.
MrCleo
I stand corrected, thanks!
MightyPandaBoy
make sure to record and share
StonerCatJay
Same. 23 years old and never been kissed. I've eaten ass though so at least I passed my milennial test.
LocutusOfBored
No one is going to kiss you if you eat ass first. You start at the top and go down. Spelunking not climbing a mountain.
TheDoctorAndHisTrustyTardis
Ahh, skipped weed and went straight to heroin I see
StonerCatJay
Weed was involved but yes
TheDoctorAndHisTrustyTardis
My man
thtguyjosh
Your own ass doesn’t count
CaldariBob
Says you!
thtguyjosh
StonerCatJay
I'm not that flexible
IAmTheBadW01f
That's.....impressive?
thtguyjosh
IrrelevantlyColorBlind
WHY DOES HE FREAK OUT WHEN THE GIRLS ACTUALLY KISS HIM!?!?!
ChaneDawg
Its the reaction they want
Thegodsofimgur
He’s expecting a peck and they go all out. Also adds to the joke
Shamalamadingdongtoyoutoo
Because one of them stole his verginity too
TheRicM
*virginity
StunnedGoofy
*Extra Virgin Olive Oil
Shamalamadingdongtoyoutoo
Ahhhh fucking phone
TheRicM
Haha all good
wowheylookdotcom
Fuck me I’m desperate
[deleted]
[deleted]
Douchejr
Adding 20 bucks makes you a hooker.
corvoalchemist
It's not illegal in Germany or France.
Douchejr
Who said anything about illegal. Stop adding fallacys.
getotterhere
bobtheaxolotl
Ok. But I'm fat, hairy, male, and I'm going in dry.
Chunkylover117
Snooj
Careful casting a wide net.
MerToo
something something so thirsty in these comments something
hesbeginningtobelieve
Hahaha this is what I was gonna say.
IJustCame
Are you, now?
Zawayix
Yes
horsebananas
23 isn't desperate.
OkButWhyWereTheyFilming
Be in a committed, long term, stable relationship with me I'm desperate.
LadiesPleaseDontPmMeYourNudes
Hi desperate, I'm dad.
CoRektiveAction
Damn. It's just....... damn.
Callintryluck
Hi desperate, I'm Daddy*
KingoftheFreds
Win
VeryRealGirlAndNotRussianBot
Is this gender specific cause ima dude but if your desperate im down.
wowheylookdotcom
Let’s grab some beers and find the whores. That’s me letting you know gently.
TheRicM
*you're
VeryRealGirlAndNotRussianBot
A cunt?
TheRicM
SeeThroughCuntnoes
BudbudTheGreat
Nice to meet you desperate
ShitSpeckledMuppetFart
Dad, is that you?
PragmaticHedonist
I am dad
BudbudTheGreat
You're back?
PragmaticHedonist
Whoops, time to go get another pack of cigarettes from the 7-11
TheBullshitter
It'll be fifteen minutes I swear