Fresh Frozen aka Jesus Fish

Jan 23, 2016 7:37 PM

daxx0r

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I don't know how the hell that's possible... apparently some fish in the arctic have anti-freeze proteins in their blood, but wikipedia just mentions one species of fish and it sure doesn't look like that, and even then, I'm pretty sure we're talking in surviving in cold water, not being turned into a popsicle in someone's freezer. Is anyone here a marine biologist?

SAUCE: https://www.facebook.com/540476076037414/videos/969305923154425/

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You're not dead until you're warm and dead.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does it work in a deep fryer too?

10 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 2

Only if it's lightly fried.

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I wonder if they were frozen very long? So long as you avoid destroying the cells by ice crystals, I think this is plausible.

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

You are not dead until you are warm and dead.

10 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

As a healthcare provider, I get this.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

some guy just woke from a coma after being frozen to 'death'

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I wonder if they have the answer for cryogenics

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He fried for our sins

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I can't stop laughing omg. You are the hero I needed.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Here we go guys! Cryogenics is gonna hook us up

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

we could put a flash frozen fish on the moon and collect it in 100 years just to see.

10 years ago | Likes 151 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And we could shoot that orca up there too so he can dance with his wife and his kids in his castle again

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

sublimation would pull the water out of the cells. So you'd have dehydrated, frozen fish.

10 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

Lyophilized

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

plus that whole toxic levels of solar radiation

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Frozen in a large block of ice in a pressurised container.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't they still need oxygen?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

That is some science i can get behind

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Except we know that would fail. The water would be sublimated from the cells in the low pressure of the moon and the fish would die.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You could always ship it on a ziplock bag.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't stop the problem. You'd have to send it in a pressure vessel.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Moon Nazis would probably eat it.

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

'how did I get so cold?' fish probably

10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

zombie fish

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We have carp in our outside pond. They stay there all winter and the pond freezes solid sometimes. They are still alive in the spring!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

To bad they can't dodge that Heron that likes to come around for a snack now and then.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Are you my sibling

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From one inescapable hell to the next

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought there was only one gift, so I reacted like: yep, definitely dead

10 years ago | Likes 151 Dislikes 1

Me too.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*gif

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Thanks, Steve

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I thought the same.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They did that to my wife and child. Killed my wife and stole my child.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There are insects that do this too!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

'What the fuck? And why am I swimming on my side?' - fish probably

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Han solo fish

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now do it with people.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Turtles and frogs do this in Canada too.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Certain frogs can do it too.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

as a mobile user at first I thought this was one gif and was very confused

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I know some frogs do that

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Snakes and toads do that. Freeze solid in the winter and thaw back out in the spring.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Snakes don't, but yeah some frogs/toads can do that.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Garter snakes do and all the other snakes that live up north.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I only saw the first gif first and was like, well why would you expect stupid fish-frankensteins?!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Certain frogs can do it too.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There are some fish which can do that. Sea fish have lower osmotic concentration than sea water, so their blood has a higher freezing (1/3)

10 years ago | Likes 425 Dislikes 0

there are also some frogs that let themselves freeze over winter, pretty awesome

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks science people!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We also splice the dna for that antifreeze in our gmo tomatoes to keep them from freezing while growing

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

yeah no we don't

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Legitimately we do, not super mainstream but its been done and they are looking into cost effective ways of doing it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

by "not super mainstream" you mean *never sold to consumers*

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True, But it was an awesome idea. And similar ideas like Golden Rice are freaking amazing

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Cant tell if your joking but thats not really a thing. Its done in labs you in all odds have never seen such a tomato.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

point than sea water. Frozen cells are destroyed by the formation of ice crystals which grow larger than the cells. So the trick is (2/)

10 years ago | Likes 273 Dislikes 0

To put your dick in it, but you want to make sure to remove it before you get frostbite. (3/3)

10 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 15

to keep the crystals small. Glycerol does that, for example, there are other compounds which do the same. (3/3)

10 years ago | Likes 264 Dislikes 0

Wonder if we could so the same for humans. Imagine getting frozen in 2016 and waking up in 2050. Totally would trip me out.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fascinating! Thanks for the info :D

10 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

Saline, extremely similar to everyday contact solution, is the leading discovery as a safe and nontoxic cryogenic blood replacement

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Like those frogs which load their cells up with sugar, because sugar-crystals don't lacerate when freezing

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It happened to me once I've fishing. Really cold day, I was catching yellow perch. Left outside in the ice and it froze 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Brought it home, unthawed it in the sink, and when I came back it was swimming around in my sink

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Great posts, but still had to do it. You understand!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can completely relate. I would've done the same. Thanks for the chuckle!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ligtly fried fish filet.

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

Say lightly fried fish fillets one more time......

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lightly frozen

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dad it's 1 15 am wtf?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well done on picking up on that reference ;)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was going to post the same thing! I was wondering if anyone caught that reference!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like you. +1

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

are you.. did you just have a conversation with yourself?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who is this guy ^ ?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who is this guy ^ ?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No idea. Just ignore him.

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