Celebratory Meme Dump

1. I should follow this rule more often in my life. Today I panicked about my Secret Santa not getting in touch with me and the deadline for posting being passed 6 days ago. But they sent the posted notification and apologised. Hey man, thanks for getting in touch and letting me know what was going on, I appreciate it!

2. Fun fact, my father is Deaf and when he says Timber it definitely sounds like Kember.

3. This sound is embedded in my memories.

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6. Considering they didn't have contraception back then it's amazing how there's hardly any children in her books.

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10. True. Husband of 5 years says this is me all over. Fun fact, we're celebrating our 5 year wedding anniversary tomorrow! It's been a tough year but sometimes you have to hit rock bottom to figure out what is important. And tomorrow, we are celebrating the fact that we made it through the year!

11. Yes. Even though I have had a hearing test and apparently have perfect hearing, I cannot hear you if you are standing under a ceiling fan. So face me, quit mumbling, and speak louder!

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14. After days of cooking for christmas feasts, this is me. And we just ran out of leftovers :(

15. This is why my husband likes games like Stronghold. Just put the disc in, and away you go. None of this waiting 12 hours to download all the updates before you can play.

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18. Are you all excited for the new episode coming out New Years Day??? TBH I liked it better when they were Christmas specials but I guess the ratings weren't great cos people were out with family. I like the female Doctor, I think she's really funny.

19. My dad said this to me today, in fact.

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21. AAAAAAAA yeah this is true. Like, shut up about your favourite essential oils and just tell me how to make a damn trifle, Wendy.

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24. Also me: watch Avatar the Last Airbender, or Doctor Who, or Community again for the 177th time.

25. To celebrate 5 years of marriage, hopefully we can find a pub nearby that serves a good parmy. It's my husband's favourite dish!

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28. Books I am currently in the middle of: "Neverwhere" - Neil Gaiman, "Mistborn"- Brandon Sanderson, "Temeraire" (can't remember the author), "Undaunted" - Christine Caine

29. Looks like it was built by Bethesda

30. This game makes my 12 month old melt in an absolute pile of giggles.

31. Another Jane Austen reference

32. Yeah, 2019 has been like a season 5. Don't know if anyone actually reads these descriptions, and this one is well buried, but this year we had a kid, nearly separated, quit drinking, started therapy, decided to stay together, and now things are better than they ever have been before. Sometimes you have to hit rock bottom to figure out what's really important to you.

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34. My kid just had his 1st birthday. We had sausage rolls, but not a lot of other junk food, tbh. Kids parties have changed.

35. I should do this. It's been ages since I've seen LOTR.

36. This is why my Mother in Law takes 3 hours to do the groceries.

37. Did I mention I like LOTR?

38. And I'm not even 5"!!!

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41. Mmmmm, who had turkey for Christmas? We had cold turkey, but that's how we like it in Australia.

42. I'd love a pet niffler

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44. I should send this to upper management, but then I might lose my job.

45. HAHAHAHAHA I swear every early 00s children's cartoon was accused of being satanic or wrong in some way.

46. Legit. My kid will give the wiggles his undivided attention for 16 minutes if I put it on. The Wiggles is amazing when you want to cook dinner or unload the dishwasher without the baby trying to climb into the dishwasher.

47. What's your favourite song at the moment? My spotify says my most played song is "Vanilla Breeze"... but it's a white noise track I played all year to get my kid to sleep :D lol

48. It's called Postural Hypotension

49. Shout out to my therapist, friends, and family, for helping us get through season 5 of our marriage. Sometimes, all you have to do is ask. I'm so blessed to have found a great church and made some really good, supportive friends this year.

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53. Probably should go to bed soon.

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58. Did I mention I like LOTR?

59. I need to start watching what I listen to in the car cos the kid is starting to talk. He can say "ball", "no", "milk", "Quack", and "Daddy". I don't want his next words to be "I ain't here to fight some dude and f*** around with his spouse"

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62. I've hit that stage where people run to me when I fall. I'm only 30!

63. Yes, I have been seeing a Pelvic Floor Therapist.

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70. Did I mention I like LOTR?

71. In case of earthquake, we have Salami

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77. Did I mention I like LOTR?

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Wow, this was the longest dump I've ever posted!!!
Well hopefully if any of you are constipated after eating too much at Christmas, this helped you get through it.

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE AND THANKS FOR A GREAT YEAR