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May 17, 2021 7:24 PM
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viblis
This hurts my peepee to look at :(
funkystay
urmomcangetit2
FIRST RULE of IMGUR NO Kink SHAMMING!!
VastMajorityRule
valdbagina69420
That would fuck my little Irish monster up so badly
Pikkupanda
This post makes me uncomfortable and I'm a girl.
ruferto
i believe in you
SpaceHaggis
Quesadildos
Maybe it's the COVID-induced dry spell talking but that's hot
goodboyollie
I should call him
DarthAsshat
Ditto
espi0920
lurkerevolutioncomplete
ghostsushi
I’ve seen one in person in an art class, and you can’t mentally prepare for the sight.
GlenL
Yes, uhm *snicker* do you have Prince Albert in a banane?
vladimirtheliberator
IfILikeYourJokeITellYou
Is that Doug Dimmadome?
Dahlmordyth
Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!?
WetDreamsDontDryFKADiscountJeffGoldblum
UnitConversionBot
1 banana ≈ 18 centimeters or 7 inches
unkiereamus
Or approximately 0.1 Smoots
CorneliusCornwall
We did it lads
ZombieZooZombieZoo
Maybe on a good day.
JustADudeWhoLikesSpace
This.... +1
LespritDeLescalier22
catrov
No, that's a banana. Even if you put a condom on it, it is still a banana.
LespritDeLescalier22
Suuuuuuuuure
Darksnider05
No thanks.
DrJRustles
I kinda want one for my banana
spitfires2000
Banana Albert?
Devolv3
Prince Cavendish?
mrputter
Prince Chiquita?
datjuan
Banalbert
euphoricopportunity
I had a friend jokingly try to convince me that I should get a n RPA... Nope. Nope.
YourSelfMan
Prince Albanana
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
HeadJamistan
Can't have banalbert without anal
modicumjones
Fvckya
I choked on my food after expanding the reply. Thank you.
nothebees
B anal Bert
narwhalsrreal
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWah!!
ILikeToCallItLostWages
Roman? Is that you?
IamTheLardvark
I could never sleep with a guy with this piercing. I'd be too paranoid of hurting him in bed
shimmerkitten
Wth? I'd be too paranoid of his ring not being cleaned properly, rubbing me the wrong way or getting lost up inside me!
shimmerkitten
The only way you could hurt him is by pressing the ring into his skin too hard.
which1ofuflatfootsstolemylollipop
As a dude who only has experience piercing my ears...
JiffyGee
I’d be very paranoid of any sort of infection. That area is riddled with bacteria and being swampy in the shorts area (women more so than...
JiffyGee
men). Also I’m a huge klutz. I know I’d end up ripping something. I’m bad enough with my ear piercings. Would love to get my nipples...
JiffyGee
pierced but my job is pretty physical. I’d end up ripping them out in a week.
goodboyollie
Omg that sounds terrifying
ButtmoTerror
Maverick8778
Bardcrest
so...wrong
gynonurseifixyourladybits
My ex had that. Didn't do anything for me. Hell of a gamble, if you ask me.
RandyPhonecian
I asked my husband to remove his. I was afraid to chip a tooth. He's considering putting it back in. Guess I'll learn to work around it.
gynonurseifixyourladybits
You're a mess. You got me giggling.
RandyPhonecian
Glad you liked.
gynonurseifixyourladybits
I have a funny 'going down' on him story if you'd like to hear it.
Trelis
So...wong?
Bardcrest
Farewell
Bardcrest
Yet...so right.
Nicklesshead
Yes, the wire is much too thin.. Everything below 6mm is just … not usefull
BlackWingPhoenix
The fuck you mean “useful”
Nicklesshead
If the ring is too thin, it will hurt you, and the other part wont notice anything. If the ring is bigger, everything is fine
DropKickHead
Why get a prince albert if you're not gonna "use" it
py123456
I winced
NotACanadian
Why do people do that?
shimmerkitten
Fur funsies!
veluis
It's suppose to make it easier for your female partner to achieve an orgasm.
NotACanadian
Ah, the ultimate expression of simpery, then.
StewedTomaters
Seems like there might be other ways to do that that doesn't make my penis chafe in my pants more than it already does. Could I get one on
StewedTomaters
back and just carabiner the two together to keep it out of the way?
billyjonas
Then.... you dont know what youre doing
veluis
I know exactly what I'm doing. It's up up down down left right left right B A Start.
CrazyCatLadyGiggles
Honest question, how does one do the horizontal tango with one of these? Is sensation reduced due to the nerve damage?
goinnowherefaster11
No nerve dmg. The area pierced has very little to no nerves. What does shock you is when it flips around and goes up the urethra. True story
nclu
It changes things a fair amount and the way it changes is different over time. Early on things are super intense, sometimes exhausting
camsmith89
Apparently I’m the only female who didn’t enjoy it... irritated something and made me bleed every time so we just took it out beforehand
babycoolredhead
I didn't care for it. It didn't bother me, but it didn't do anything for me, either. Plus, made blow jobs less enjoyable for me.
goodboyollie
Omg the blow jobs were the worst with it
legsliklittlespiders
From the lady perspective, they feel reeeeeaaaaaaaal niiiiice
neptix
No nerve damage when it's done right. I don't notice a huge difference, but the GF loves it.
WagTheHeart
From the receiving end - fantastic.
Nicklesshead
Nope. Exact the opposite :) Everything works very well, and its a nice addon for all involved.
burlyqlady
Speaking from the partner's side, very carefully.
BastofBelial
I'm a woman and I have my hood pierced and I know that has made things way better. I've heard these are awesome just hard to heal
theredacted
So, modern piercings (other than ear, nose, belly) stem from enhancing sexual experiences. (Nipple, tongue, dick) so if it caught on chances
theredacted
Are it does something positive.
DocGigglez
I have an apadravya and I gotta say it's an amazing experience. My fiancé likes it too. The sensation was increased substantially for me.
ashbee
It's uhhhh. Pretty fucking amazing, from the female aspect
spacecowboyein
I wish there was like a clip on version of this. I do not want to get my dong pierced...
ConformistWithACause
Look at frenulum piercings. Yeah it still hurts but its only through a small flap of skin rather than meat
veluis
Never had a change in how anything felt. The biggest change was learning how to not pee on myself.
Nicklesshead
This is still sometimes a challenge after more than 20 years…
veluis
I sit down to pee now to eliminate the chances of pee pants. It also let's me sit in the bathroom and hide from my kids for 5 minutes.
Nicklesshead
I see - same problems, same solutions ;)
blaghart
no, much like circumcision, dicks don't magically develop calluses from sitting inside of underwear. if anything, sensation increases due
blaghart
to there now being a whole new set of nerves being triggered
pr0nty
You're an idiot if you think circumcision doesn't affect sensitivity of skin that's meant to be covered semi-permanently.
MAN9000
Imagine the needle of a record player amplifying sound.
Gayforbae
It actually makes it better. Especially for anal. I've got a 2GA
RandyPhonecian
For you or for him?
Gayforbae
RandyPhonecian
Nice!
DoinkTurkeysDone
The healing process is what sucks cause you can be good in 2-3 weeks or 2-3 months
MadeYouLookAgain
It makes it way bigger when it gets infected and swells full of puss
BrickSniper33
I have never before wanted to harm someone for their free right to speech before in my life. Now is the time for firsts.
MadeYouLookAgain
And that’s why I don’t have a piece of metal through my dick.
DoinkTurkeysDone
Missing out
MothMonsterMan
Or never again if it's done in a back alley
zimbler
I think it's suppose to be in the front alley.
StewedTomaters
Personally, I know the alley. Where Jack feeds on the birds of night.
DoinkTurkeysDone
Both is good
Illendor
Not speaking from experience, but friends of mine have said that it adds different sensations to the dance..
ivyvinetattoo
That what I hear too and that it’s more amazing. The moaning gives it away.
clintwestwud
No shit but I cannot imagine those would be pleasurable if you’re not a masochist lol
Thesaya
I mean, piercings don't hurt once they're healed.
Soufange
All I know is there was an episode of some drama where he and she got... stuck. And I said nope! That's not in the list.
clintwestwud
And I don’t wanna miss a thing!!! From The Sweetest Thing movie lol
BambiSkater
Grey’s Anatomy?
BinLiv
That was the problem, Grey’s anatomy got stuck
ConformistWithACause
Mine is slightly different (rotate 90 degrees and put it under) but there's new sensations. It might be a little less sensitive but now...
espadakitetsu
ConformistWithACause
Okay I lied, rotate it like 75 degrees, it's crooked. It was cold, dont judge me
ConformistWithACause
...theres this (dont flinch) almost tugged sensation on the skin that has this massage feeling. Honestly I dont handle pain well but I'd...
ConformistWithACause
...getting it was like a 4 out of 10 on the pain scale. Highly recommend if you're on the fence about it. My partners have loved it
wakeforthesun
What do your partners say it feels like? Thank you for indulging all our curiosity!
ConformistWithACause
Thicker and apparently the barbell feels good/different
MAN9000
Mine was like 9 out of 10 for several months. Kept migrating. Still worth it.
ConformistWithACause
You probably got the PA? I just got my frenulum so there was less meat for them to pierce. Its just a neat thing to have