Aladdin is smooth as hell
Watching Disney music clips, and I realized Aladdin got Jasmine (a princess and owns a tiger) to get on a Magic Carpet ride and fell for him right there and then.
I'm sure we have other characters who're just as smooth in whooing girls, I just can't remember any right now.
ThePastmaster
Jasmine: "He's wonderful." Aladdin: "I wonder if I can feel her ass without her knowing."
Shibbitywink
Carpet knows whats up.
ArcaneConjecture
Prince Eric to Ariel: "Would you like to join me on a tour of my kingdom tomorrow?"
nanifatcatwhosallergictoothercats
On a horse carriage. Still smooth, I guess.
YourTypicalFriend
I don't know. I think john smith being shot was pretty smooth
Shibbitywink
In all honesty if a guy came up to me with a magic fucking carpet.... I would trade him the tiger for it.
nanifatcatwhosallergictoothercats
You never own a pet before?
Shibbitywink
HAVE YOU EVER OWNED A FLYING FUCKING CARPET BEFORE?
nanifatcatwhosallergictoothercats
Still wouldn't trade my pet.
Shibbitywink
Carpet could be a pet. But i do understand though. I miss having pets. :/ *Feels*