Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Just celebrating my 911 very real fake internet points, you people are awesome. I wake up with you all every morning and fall asleep to your weird shenanigans every night.

If you're still reading I'll tell you a little about myself. I'm currently sitting in my garage in LA because I just got done jogging and don't feel like walking to my apartment. The 911 in my username is from my childhood email and PSN gamer tag, my cousins and I had a 911 clan (like the police, this was pre 9/11) on COD MW2 and it just stuck. The Phil in my username is actually short for Philosophy as that's what I spent 5 years and almost $30k studying in college. The stone is...well...I was so stoned in college that I chose to major in Philosophy lol I haven't eaten all day and had a hell of a day at work. If you've made it those far I'd like to reward you with one of my favorite jokes. "Why was the strawberry sad? Because its mom was in a jam!" Okay, that's enough. Next time I decide my points are worth bringing some attention to (hopefully in a good way, don't downvote me to oblivion you dirty little butt flakes) I'll post another one of these.

#jetfuelcantmeltsteelbeams #yourmomcantmeltstealbeams #911wasaninsidejob #911pointsandcounting
#9peopledontbelievein11