mikyor1
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#birthday #handmade #meme #troll #love
Jul 3, 2021 2:42 AM
mikyor1
1299663
2080
60
#birthday #handmade #meme #troll #love
gjm147
...and he was never seen ever again.
NotSafeForFork
Cover the "PULL" on the first page, so it doesn't get pulled too early...
HenryHolmes101
This is for a 30th Birthday? Oh boy, some big surprises are coming.
offenderWILLbeBANNED
I tried this exact thing, TRUST me it Works.
GroumphLePreux
Love, Mom ??
archfile101
Always updoot the schnauzer
TobiFuenke
I thought the pull was for the candle. That would also had a nice touch.
ToreyCMoore
If I gave this to my SO I’d be kicked out of the house.
mikyor1
We have a dark sense of humor :)
jjjack007
No problem, I love saggy boobs !
mikyor1
Swing low sweet chariot ~
4vie
.... I thought the card was for the dog!
ILikeNomNoms
It's for the cat, from the dog xD
thisisausernamelikeanyothersbutthisonesmellsweird
BeerFueledAdventurer
RIP @OP
AlmaPenzare
I didn't even notice the card I just love schnauzers. What a good boy
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
The only two schnauzers I've ever been around were literally the worst dogs because their shit-bag owner never punished them for anything.
Chimaira
Right there with you. I get to see mine in less than a month after being away from him for just over a year now. Can't wait.
Freak0zoid
There are 3 schnauzers in this video.
mikyor1
The goodest boy (girl)
itsnotthatbad21
Titty a titty
TOOLfan303
Is that like a tit for tat?
homoerection
A titty for tatty
tanebot
There are no bad titties.
Peachcappuccino
What's the male equivalent to this because if I got a card like this it would not end well. (it's known that I despise novelty cards though)
mikyor1
Maybe saggy balls, a dropping testosterone meter
Cheekymonkey82
Sleepy puppy
NotTinyPancakes
JFC for a 30th now I feel old
MADhouse64
To: Cat???
charlotteeloise01
Thats probably her nickname
BobSandvegana
He ded.
easyoneundone
didn’t know dogs get that old
SometimesNot
To: Cat ???
ILikeNomNoms
From: Dog
KlobberSaurus
I strongly advise against this action!
LaBix
My wife would find this hilarious, in fact I may have to steal the idea as my own for her 30th.
victalany
DO IT
STGxDante
Starting to sound an awful lot like your mother
teapartyyy
Some - most people just wants to be loved for who they are, not what they look like.
ChocolateCookieAndFudge
Some people are also sad at what the passage of time has done to their body and don't want to be reminded by anyone else than the mirror.
pauldegraaf
Awesome @OP!
mikyor1
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Clemptor
30 is old, huh?
rossdonohue
I mean, once you're not in your twenties you certainly FEEL old
Clemptor
Speak for yourself! I'm 40 and in the best shape of my life, I have never felt better.
mikyor1
I started working out again and i feel absolutely amazing. Also more money than 20’s :) life is good
rossdonohue
That's great! But when you look at twenty year olds do you see peers? That's what I'm talking about.
Clemptor
Say what?
rossdonohue
Like I find myself (31 yo) having far more in common with 45 year olds than 20 year olds. I get that it's just a number but it seems to
illTemperedMutatedSeaBass
@PaulDeGraaf eat your heart out
mikyor1
Holy moly, his cards are ?
pauldegraaf
LOL nice!
TheZommie
didnt see him until now, gonna go through his gallery and upvote it all, ty for mentioning him
pauldegraaf
Thanks for the upvotes!
TheZommie
Really like your art, kinda going through a depressing episode and couldn't stop giggling while i went through your gallery, thank you sir
pauldegraaf