Adult problems as children's rhymes

#1

I'm a dog person, but my cat and I have an understanding

#2

I've killed at least 4 plants including a lime tree. All of them were bought to use in cocktails.

#3

#4

I'm a guy, but...you know, food babies.

#5

#6

I'm mean when I'm hangry. I called a co-worker a C*nt for pushing ahead in the line for the microwave

#7

My family knows the 10am rule.

#8

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#10

My legs already make me look like a Faun

#11

It's usually Grindr.

#12

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#15

It's free coffee pods