Pumpkins: Day 57

Oct 14, 2025 12:23 AM

Krull is a masterful science fiction/fantasy adventure film from 1983 that I consider one of my most near and dear creature comforts. Part scifi, part sword and sorcery, 100% schlock, it is set on a distant alien world, in an age long since past, pitting two opposing forces of quintessential good and evil against each other in an effort to either save or destroy the galaxy as we know it. A gigantic, malevolent adversary simply named "The Beast" sets upon the unsuspecting planet of Krull, a peaceful and prospering world, in his home/vehicle named the "Black Fortress", and begins spewing forth acolytes, "Slayers", to conquer this land, and ultimately, the universe. A unlikely team made up of a petty shape-shifting sorceror Ergo, a wise sage Ynyr, a bandit thief Kegan played by an early silver screen performance from Liam Neeson, a brigand Rhun played by another early silver screen performance by Robbi Coltrane, a prophetic cyclops Rell, and a newly crowned King named Colwyn must travel to save his bride, the Princess Lyssa, who was captured by The Beast. In order to do so, they must go on a quest to find the ancient and magical weapon known as "The Glaive", a 5-pointed golden shuriken with retractable blades, sentient boomerang abilities, and a personality to match. Needless to say, (42 year old spoiler alert) they definitely found it.

This film features immensely powerful primordial space-born entities with a will that would make Sauron and Palpatine blush, insanely overclocked and potent weapons/artifacts with innately curious and amazing magical properties, fantastical alien creatures with unnatural abilities, space telekinesis, giant spider ladies, Fire Mares, and fight scenes that rival anything Conan and Star Wars were up to at the time. Drool. In an alternate universe, Disney+ has the Krull Extended Universe, because this was wayyy better than any SW movie that came before it. It's not even on the same level. Fight me.

18 Days.

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for that, i shall turn you into a goose
fat & ugly

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I won free tickets so I didn’t feel like it was a waste of money.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I made my kids watch krull

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9 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

I wouldn't call Krull a masterpiece. It 100% was amazing to watch when I was a child, but it REALLY doesn't hold up as an adult. The plot is thinner than wet rice paper. The abilities of the aliens, yeah, there's no way we're stopping them on horseback with "the glaive"

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Love that movie!

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

It if wasn't for the second picture I don't know that I'd wholly have believed it.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's ok. I get it ALLL the time. I take it as a compliment. There are people who are so hopelessly jaded that they think someone isn't capable of great works of art simply because they feel like they aren't. It's hilarious.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For me, it wasn't the carving, it's the unfamiliar lighting style. The super black vs the intense light which mutes out some of the normal skin definition and gives it an almost iridescent orange. That's what made me think "fake?" Regardless kudos!

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you very kindly. The walls were pretty thin on that particular gourd, and I was fucking around with exposures, which is why it is really pronounced in the final shot. I use a black velvet cape from Spirit Hallowe'en as my back drop so it absorbs all light. I've had people straight argue with me even after showing rhem multiple sources of evidence it's not whatever they claim it is. Just me and a bunch of tools, man. That's it. Youtube.com/mcfrazzlestache to watch me do it.

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