When your having a bad day but that book you want is being delivered today!

FML

Awesome my book is here! Wedged so tightly it is impossible to come out. Wow this is my life woke up late for work barely had time to make coffee which I promptly spill all over the floor right after making it
Get to work with barely any time left and find out I wasn't actually scheduled to work today. But boss is like "we're super busy please stay and help." Can't say no even though I really want to go home stay and work. Get home and dog pooped all over floor cause I didn't have time to walk before leaving. Whatever book I ordered is coming in today I'll just go get it. Pulls on book clunk! Impossible to remove from mailbox cause it's wedged diagonally and it's a hard back. Wtf!!!!

Message to mailman

Here is the message I left the mailman now we wait and see I'll keep you posted