Shout out to Hawkeye Pierce

Aug 17, 2024 8:42 PM

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2 years ago | Likes 141 Dislikes 0

Hawkeye shaped who I am today.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Three best scenes for me - Potter saying, "Pack it off." when B.J.. needs help in surgery (Change of Command, S4, E2). I cannot explain it, but it always makes me cry. Next is Potter talking to Hawkeye about not being "incredibly average" in Hepatitis (S5, E19). Last is Charles talking to the injured pianist in Morale Victory (S8, E19). I urge everyone to watch them.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gotta upvote my namesake

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Alan Alda <3

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of my first childhood crushes. My love for tall, slender, naughty, witty men has never waned.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Not gonna lie, I'm a little bit in love with him.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Retired internist here. In my younger days I looked a little like Alan Alda. I was in the ER one night doing medicine consults and this one patient kept intently looking at me as I would pass him in my scrub top and white coat. At one point I just stopped and looked at him. He said “you look like that doctor on MASH”

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My dentist looked exactly like Alan Alda, amd was named George Carlin

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I had a post-op doc called "Greg Wiggel"

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Excellent

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's right, he's a thespian!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0


Hawkeye: Horny, Drunk, & Sarcastic AF!

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

He was a hero to me in the 70s.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Were these bits framed as "with" or "at" though? I'm not calling for a cancelling, just wondering if Hawkeye was written as bi, was interpreted as bi, or if queer folx were a guaranteed laugh?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Blur - girls and boys https://youtu.be/WDswiT87oo8 if you're wondering

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is that Colonel Flagg at the beginning?

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yes it is. IIRC, this is the episode where a S. Korean military officer and the mayor of a local town were playing poker with the gang several nights in a row and Flagg was convinced they were N. Korean or Chinese spies.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Flagg to Kilnger: “Hey… up close you’re a guy.”
Klinger: “faraway, too.”

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Alan Alda should at Wade Wilson's dad. Unless he's dead. In which case, he should definitely not do that.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Wade might not give him a choice.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

he's still around

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In The More I See You (S4, E22), he tells Carlye (his ex) there's been no-one since her, yet, in Radar's Report (S2, E3), he was all gung-ho to marry Erica. I just love continuity.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 0

Okay i'll rewatch all of MASH again.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Well, uh, they're long.
And they're johns.
That's them, all right.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

This ain't a war. It's a moidah.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Alan, without a doubt, was one of the Good Guys. Love him so much, especially everything he did for STEM. A gin distilled from the finest ingredients as a toast; we all die, but few of us outlive that death in the memories of others. You, my friend, most certainly will.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is, IS

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don’t say was, you gave me a heart attack!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm glad they toned down the skirt-chasing in later seasons. By today's standards he's a real sleazeball.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I gotta suspend reality when watching MASH, for the womanizing part.

Sort of pretend it’s like cartoon character isms, like Looney Tunes sexuality. Ridiculously cartoonishly exaggerated, for comedic effect.

Similar to How I Met Your Mother. At first I hated it, until I learned Neil Patrick Harris was gay, then I was like “his character is fucking hilarious”

That & the theory that Ted exaggerated Barney’s sleezeballness for the sake of Ted putting down his primary romantic competitor

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

[BartSimpson'sPenis.gif]

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Boy, that was a long piece of lumber!

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Such an amazing scene. 😂

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Alan Alda of his day.

2 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 0

The Groucho Marx of his day. Or the closest we could hope for.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I wonder what Tony Hawk's doing these days.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

isn't that guy like the Tony Hawk of skate boarding?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A podcast like everyone else.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hawkeye just don't take shit from anyone, and loves to fuck with people. Of course he'd have no problem making jokes like that if it meant he somehow had the upper hand against the other person. At least, that's how I understand his character.

2 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 3

i mean, he's also just a massive slut (said in a positive way), like, the kind of slut who's sexual preference is "yes" "often" and "how about that broom closet behind you, we can finish dinner later". i don't think he gives a shit what you've got in your pants. i approve

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not quite. He didn’t suffer fools. But it wasn’t about “getting one up on the other guy” as much as it was about doing what was right. It just happened that he had a foil which often wanted to do what was “required,” even when it wasn’t what was right.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I think it's both. He fucks around, and self-deprecating humor when unexpected is a great weapon for him. Definitely a morally good dude though

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God I hate the laugh track version of MASH.

2 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 3

Luckily, the DVD release has an option to turn it off.

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

omg that's fantastic! i wonder if i can find that on the bay. i can almost handle the sexist jokes because context of history. and i can handle laugh tracks for otherwise perfect shows. i cannot handle both. i never watch anything with laugh tracks anymore so i don't have the immunity to irritation that normalizing it creates. it's like nails on a chalkboard to me

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They never wanted a laughtrack, but the studio execs didn't give them much of a choice.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

laugh tracks are one of the worst ideas to ever happen to television. fucking nails on a chalkboard

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

When it was shown in the UK, one episode couldn't be located with out the laugh track. The complaints jammed the switchboard apprently.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

It's not gay when you're deployed.

2 years ago | Likes 306 Dislikes 3

There are not straight men in foxholes ... or group showers

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There’s not I in Trench

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tell that to Iraq vets. My buddy drove a tank into Baghdad and was TERRIFIED he'd be dishonorably discharged for playing with other service guys.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Mor eterified of that than war crime charges?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Oh ya. This is America. Nobody got in trouble for the torture. Gay stuff, tho, goodbye healthcare and retirement and a respectable reference.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whell you guys do have the invade the Hague law

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I've heard all tankers are weebs anyway

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Good show. Made me laugh. Made me cry.

2 years ago | Likes 230 Dislikes 0

That chicken...

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Arguably the best television of all time.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Usually in the same damn episode.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Funny how many "woke" shows aired in the 60s and 70s isn't it? They covered how senseless war was, how ridiculous blind patriotism is, and how racism was objectively shitty. Not up to modern acceptance when it came to homosexuality, but not horrid for being 50 years old.

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Quantum Leap

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also handled racism, cross dressing, and more.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It tried to portray homosxuality in a positive manner while having peoples reactions being period accurate. There's actually a whole damn episode about an actual gay guy, and I'm not talking about Klinger or Hawkeye's shenanigans here. I mean an actual gay guy who's just trying to serve his country. Hawkeye figures it out and helps him cover for being gay.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I remember that one, but I was also thinking of Klinger's apparent disgust when Friedman told him he could send Klinger home if he signed a paper stating he was a homosexual. Klinger refused. Staying in the war was better than being gay.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Like I said, peoples attitudes toward being gay were period accurate. Also if Klinger had gotten back to America and they checked up on him and he wasn't either crossdressing or dating men, he could get into huge trouble for perjury had he signed it.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think it also helped hone my moral compass as a kid.

2 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

"On the contrary. It is sadly inappropriate to offer dessert to a child who has had no meal." One of many profoundly important lines.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Charles talking to the orphanage owner who sold a couple boxes of sweets for…rice and cabbage? or something that would last weeks-months like that. Wonderful episode!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"On the black market, it was worth enough rice and cabbage to feed them for a month!"

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Same.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Same

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Same.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Still the best dramedy ever on television...and I was born 4 years after it ended.

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Show so good it ran longer than the war it was set in.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Its about all war. But yeah.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eeeeeh, I don't think any of his flirty jokes (often weaponized specifically to make assholes uncomfortable) can be taken as actual evidence of any kind of seriousness or indicator of sexuality, even taking into account how hard it would have been to have an openly queer character on TV at that time. That being said....... Yeah, sure, I'll still bi it. [See what I did there? Eh? Eh?]

2 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 2

Imho it's just easier for me to think most fictional characters are bi until presented with evidence to the contrary.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He was 100% an ally. There's even an episode in which he explicitly helps a gay soldier but I think it's a bit much to call him bi. Those gay jokes also were made at the expense of the homophobes. Same goes for any type of bigot presented on the show

2 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

He def wasn’t bi. He was a womanizer. But he was an ally, as pointed out. He was the guy doing what was right. There’s an episode about racism that’s similar to the gay soldier episode.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

I mean, you can be both bi and a womanizer. Doesn't mean HE was, but the two are not mutually exclusive.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

i kinda read him as bi curious. like, he's a huge slut (said with affection) and drinks a LOT. i wouldn't put it past him

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0