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Source https://imgur.com/gallery/NEsxj
Jul 14, 2016 10:08 PM
floatingscreen
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Source https://imgur.com/gallery/NEsxj
floatygoaty
crann
Frank is a son of a bitch
SquintEastwood
This could be reposted a literal gajillionty fuckton and I would still be stupidly in love with it
nukenasty9
I didn't know Pokemon can be asshats lol
amiherenow23
Its that turtle from, The Amazing World of Gumball.
biffyboob
I remember this story. Tis a great one.
AReallyBakedTurtle
Unless that guy is like 8 feet tall that snapper is not 40 lbs
RD84
I think this is my favorite story anywhere.
GuestLogin
His shell looks like a bent hub-cap on the side of the highway.
furryluvr42069
If I had the money I would buy a boat and a net and pick the leeches off any turtles I could catch.
leathersmt
WTG. My wife stopped to get a same size turtle out of street, left car open, had her jewelry making supplies and a newish, Note 3 stolen. 1/
fingersniffinggood
Turtles are lawless thugs.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Frank's an asshole.
w3eeeeeouuu
Torpedo shotgun pissed got me +1
jovihenke
I have one in a fish tank ATM he was the size of a quarter when I found him he is now about 8 inches in diameter now his name is tank
UnaChronicler
Pond life
hawkeye23
Blastoise?!?!
3001100113
He aspires to be an evil Gamera.
savingmyself
Will never not upvote this...
Zipp4Real
You made it look SOOOO much bigger than it was...
sixpintsofbitterandquicklyplease
The poster doesn't want to say "fuck" but has no problem making everyone reading his story say it in their head. Paradoxical.
laggythetree
I always try and take the turtle to where they are going rather than back to where they came from. they are just going to try again.
insongwhang
Still a better lovestory than Twilight.
swatz
Fuck snapping turtles, they're complete pricks.
OrinPlays
#4 - Man.. Frank.. looks.. PISSED lol
sonofkronos
Hey Bowser was just trying to find Peach again
MachineInterface
Either don't swear like a madman, or don't censor it, this is unreadable.
sixpintsofbitterandquicklyplease
Typing "f**k* instead of "fuck" is pointless. Everyone reads it as "fuck" anyways. What is the rationale behind censoring in this fashion?
gregclark1
You should do children stories.....
seamusgarx
And learn some attributes other then f....
jaderbug12
I would read the shit outta those
PyroDragon
@OP Your first book "Frank, The Pancake-Shelled Dickweed"
MuddyMax
It's a repost
kibbypie
I'm gonna do this... although I'm more likely to forget about it. But I like the idea!