PackratMagpie
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This collection is from 3 years ago, so the memes are a little old.
Jul 22, 2026 2:12 AM
PackratMagpie
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This collection is from 3 years ago, so the memes are a little old.
anjeleyezjr
The obelisks plot revenge. Sleep well. They can still see you.
TheFastpaws
#24 What a good lil frog.
Alexap30
#13 The curses don't know you. Prepare: they do have teeth.
🤔
gtollie
#14 I got them right for only $50k each … get them 20% cheaper than bitcoin before I change my mind 😜
blondebombshell
#6 There is also a Cut and Shoot, TX.
noReallyIamPrincessBob
#23 Seems steep, but okay, for $12.30 I’ll talk to the fox.
DKConstant
#22 All Cats Run The Same Firmware.
slinkiisu
#2 there was a dentist in my home state called Dr Bruce Lee.
willpostanything
#11 Haland!
Lachwen
#1 I am now 40 and never really moved away from the "wear all black" part of my teenage goth phase.
copperdomebodhi
#16 Need a season-by-season analysis of how each contestant on Taskmaster would try, and who might succeed.
MuffinProof
#25
JustJimWillDo
#12 I used to be a big fan of this webcomic until the artist seemed to turn a bit RWNJ and I gave it up.
Divinyll
#3 which one which way?
KairiRatten
#13 I have been informed my teeth have teeth. What does it mean?! XD
DarwinsWeasel
#3 Canoe prefixes are either vol or douche.
ElroydIsGone
Did you know, that the ugliest nation in the world is the Abomi nation?
Aranon1183
#25 not having sound is criminal!
PackratMagpie
That was unintentional. @jezzz commented with the fixed version. /gallery/MP6c1u7/comment/2507011659
jkwgn
#10 https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1a2VlczBwMDM3bGp6eTYyM3R2OWp3cm84ZWJzZDR1d3RweDJxMXA2OSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/tITfss8cqzTO0/200w.webp
Arenlor
#6 Yeah, I also read it as some weird memeish conspiracy BS.
Cranbananarama
#1 Pastels are such indecisive colors, unsure if they want to be white or a color. "Let's go with sun faded." Also, is she just in a shirt?
astrangehop
#24 HE WAS A TOMATO FROG/SHE SAID SEE YOU LAYT-O FROG!
MrStealYourGiF
#10 I'll help, it won't work, look at it, it's shitty, bent home depot wood, you'll smash straight through it at any speed that would make for a decent jump.
choppedliveraldente
Why i didn't buy a duke
MrStealYourGiF
Step 1: read Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Step2: Achieve enlightenment. Step 3: realise you can say desmodromic valves at any time for free.
ArenJ6
Your teeth are not lost, but waiting. Repent: they, too, have teeth.
JohnThatcher
Ha! I saw that one, too. But I chose "Sleep well".
NickRivieraMD
Fractal teeth
EverNotRelevant
#13 The moon will moon you, so moon moon moon
Omicron416
Dammit, Moon Moon!
sarahsaurroar
#23 Hati hati ho! Hati hati hati ho! is one of many things the Fox says.
Yakeshinu
This was actually a question on Jeopardy a while back.
Moose79
-1 for reminding me that song exists
CaptainScarfish
I have this habit of listening to meme songs enough times that I start to unironically enjoy them. That's why I wake my daughter up once a week with "It's Friday! Friday!"
Moose79
I personally cant stand them, but more power to you
I do however find meme or things/sayings ironically funny, like the dab and 67 was cringe to me for awhile and then I thought it was ironically funny so I get that, I just cant stand bad music ig lol
PocketCheese
#13 The eyes are gone when you look away. So look away... They can still see you.
colewest25
So, firstly, don't respond to things like that. It's an easy way to get information people can use to steal your login info.
Secondly, I like yours better than mine, because mine makes zero sense. It's not ominous, just confusing.
fubizdaddie
First, they could've picked the set that sounds funny rather than using their own info. Second, never use real info on security questions, nothing about you is that protected. Third, if your security questions are about sibling order, hair and eye color, and the month but not date of your birthday, the site is ridiculous and insecure.
DukeDarkwood
These aren't even on password-security-question level, IMO. I'm not sure what they CAN get out of it. Especially here, in an imgur dump they probably don't even know exists.
Plus, you can have fun with it without using your real info. Real name? Nah; Duke Rowan Darkwood. Birth month? No, how about my imgur account creation month. Hair/eye color? Well, I just use my username's inspiration for that (text descriptions indicate his good eye is green):
catswithswords
#3 so, is canoes said like volcanoes or volcanoes like canoes?
EroticZombiePants
Why not both?
Omicron416
Yes.
sarahsaurroar
I say it like canoes you row down a stream in,
SecretSquirrel27
Oh noes....but i can no row canoes....
Cranbananarama
Just for fun, pronounce it all. Can-o-es, vol-can-o-es. To answer your question, do both, it keeps people on their toes.
EverNotRelevant
I think it might be the first, but it could be the second
JohnThatcher
#13 I thought we had finally moved past the "here's a phishing trip for your personal info" phase. They're kind of just one more drop of water in an apocalyptic flood any more. Anyways, this amused me:
Your teeth are not lost, but waiting. Sleep well: they, too, have teeth.
ElroydIsGone
I like "Your teeth are gone when you look away. So look away: they, too, have teeth."
Like, how do you look at your teeth in the first place to then be able look away? Are they ever there, if you can never directly look at them?
And does it recommend to look away, so that your teeth are gone, but THEIR teeth still remain, because your teeth didn't look away from theirs, but are just gone, so your gone teeth's teeth are still there and you just end up with one perfect set of teeth?
JohnThatcher
Obviously the teeth in your mouth are someone else's
DukeDarkwood
I'm not even sure how to parse this one. Like, what order can it go in that makes grammatical sense.
That said, most of these are... really low effort if they're trying to phish. Like, birth month without date, REAL common on these. Sure, let's just narrow it down to 1/12 of THE ENTIRE POPULATION. It's rare that I even see one that asks for anything on the level of a password-security question, much less anything REALLY identifying.
Besides, can always make up credentials. Like, my user name
JohnThatcher
That's actually why they were so common: low effort and incomplete information. You put multiple of them that each ask for different information and watch for the few people who regularly respond to all of them. A lot of people felt safe because "it's just 1/12 of the population" but then answer one that sorts by days of the month. "That's only 1/30. Still safe." Oh, here's one that asks for what day of the week. "That's not even a useful percentage." And that's assuming the person is even 1/2
JohnThatcher
aware these are phishing trips. Most just answered because "they're fun." Side note: it's called "phishing" because you are putting out a lure to see who bites, spelled with a 'ph' because it originated in the phone phreaking community. 2/2
DukeDarkwood
instead of my real name, my account creation date instead of my birthday, the hair/eye color of the fictional character I stole this name from, etc. You get all the humor of the 'generator' without actually giving anything away.
Zange0
#25 Original version with audio https://youtu.be/gSsJBO2JUO4
PackratMagpie
Thank you!
Jezzz
if yall dont wanna click the link
Aranon1183
Thanks for the audio!
PackratMagpie
Thank you!
Jezzz
No worries :)
MrStealYourGiF
#16 More crews for your philosophical consideration. Cast of Friends, Cast of Seinfeld, Cast of Community, Cast of Golden girls, (Main Character Groups) I will take it for granted that the cast of Big Bang Theory could kill him in less than 3 seconds by some arcane character background knowledge and applied science.
animatronicChristmasChickens
Sure, the cast of Big Bang Theory could kill him, but he would kill them while they argued over the best way and whether it would be canon or not
snarkybitch
The Golden Girls would just give him cheesecake till he died of diabetes
MrStealYourGiF
May not be as effective as something like macarons, the protein in a tall NY style cheesecake takes the edge off the sugar spike, though other styles with more fluff and syrupy additions may work better.
snarkybitch
Ok but the Golden Girls eat cheesecake not macaroons
preparanoid
Sophia would just slit his throat as he was enjoying it. Walk off muttering something in Sicilian.
EroticZombiePants
Bea Arther would fuck Darth Maul up.
Septcanmat
Blanche would do the same, minus the ‘up’.