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I came across this and wow, it's really helped!
It's worth nothing that this color guide is for shirts only, not suits.
From The Effortless Gent
Viral Edit! This post is all about what makes the guys look sharp... Ladies! PM me what you like to wear! Or not... as the case may be.. :P
Irondeth
That it wasn't another poorly photoshopped picture of Michael Cera.
MartilloWorkshop
So I'm supposed to wear only pastels ever?
jamadrien
Never button the bottom button on your coat.
notsogrump
IMGUR, SUIT UP!
gingerbeardcyclist
Conan O'Brien complexion and all I pretty much wear is black and white tees.
weareallmadheree
Oxfords not brogues
kukbert
They describe oxford shoes wrong in the Kingsman. They have closed lacing, not open as is conveyed in the film.
thyarmageddon
If you're going on imgur to get fashion advice, you're gonna have a bad time.
justlurx
Seen so many of these on here now that the first thing I thought while scrolling down was "please don't let me see that stupid tie knot".
chadisbad0
When tying a tie, all other knots other than the most simple ones make you look like you're compensating for something.
Tanrir
How to look like a tool in the real world: Trinity knot.
Deathfrombelow
I hate men's dress clothing. It's all the same shirt.
SassySailor
Only black people can wear black hmmm...
guywhoalwaysoneupsyou
I don't agree with the colors for your complexion. I match guy 3 and look great in black and pink
Marsmallowmancer
Just the kind of useful thing that Imgurans will favorite and never use. TAKE ME TO THE FRONT PAGE BABY!
ChicksDigTrucks
I want to see one of these for fat guys.
littlerednotsohood
Now make one for the ladies
agentfarter
I'm a dude and I'd be interested in that.
KidCola
TIL: I need to get a pair of Brown shoes.
darthruthbaderginsburg
Took this seriously til I saw the trinity knot...
Hazyfrost
Lol, I actually had a graphic for regular knots, but I guess I wasn't paying attention and it didn't get loaded. These were meant as a joke
Hazyfrost
Lol, I actually had a graphic for regular knots, but I guess I wasn't paying attention and it didn't get loaded. These were meant as a joke
Hybris51129
Solid Black is a universal suit color regardless of what a Imgur post might try to make you believe.
RichterCa
If I lean against a wall, the suit always touches the wall first, since it is around my skin.
varsil
How to tie an Eldridge/Trinity knot: Just don't.
Hazyfrost
Best advice here! I had a graphic for traditional knots as well which didn't seem to upload. I just wasn't paying attention I guess These
Hazyfrost
Two were meant as a fun joke alternative.
basicunicorn
I was on a panel interviewing someone with one of those fancy knots and everyone noticed - not in a good way
Timeandrelativedimensionsinspaghetti
Business major here. My dad actually called me up to make fun of a guy with a trinity knot. You will look like a moron. Learn a windsor knot
Hazyfrost
Lol yeah do I had a graphic for traditional knots as well which didn't seem to upload. I just wasn't paying attention I guess
Timeandrelativedimensionsinspaghetti
Yeah, he had the guy on speaker. Although my dad referred to it as a "tie pussy", which he said was only ok in Bangkok
JesusWalrus
How you fit a suit: go to a fucking tailor. You're buying a suit, not god-damned cargo shorts.
BronzeOnion
Please please anyone reading this go get a tailored suit. Just one and you'll see the difference. Please do this for your wardrobe.
LvAllen
Know how a suit is supposed to fit. Get a suit that fits. Then take it to a tailor. Enjoy the sploosh.
TheWorldArriving
Would like men in well tailored suits in my inbox.
zlds
Fuckin geeds
ASAPSleep
Haha nice. You in a house?
EveryoneCallsMeDick
YUSSSSSSS
guywhoalwaysoneupsyou
Bought one off the rack from JCP. Fits great (and my sister designed it, so bragging rights were included)
TheWorldArriving
Why can't a girl ever get suited up gents in her inbox???
imnicetopeopleontheinternet
Suits look too out of place now. Better alternative is jeans, sport coat, and shirt with tie. All the class but more versatile
guywhoalwaysoneupsyou
Just depends on your surroundings. I'm between SF and Sacramento. Lots of places in SF, none in Sac I can think of, where a suit would work
TheWorldArriving
I'd take those too.
guywhoalwaysoneupsyou
What is this inbox thing you speak of? Teach me how and I will reward you with what you seek
weegs
Pro tip: Avoid the Trinity and Eldridge knots. They make you look like a pretentious douchenozzle.
weegs
Disclaimer: I am in no way a professional in matters relating to the above information.
Hazyfrost
Lol yeah do I had a graphic for traditional knots as well which didn't seem to upload. I just wasn't paying attention I guess
bananajamas
The only way you can wear black....is to be black.......I fuckin knew it
WhatzitTooya
I'm not going to wear a light-pastel colored suit cause a stupid chart told me so...
IggyKoopa5
Also, complete bs.
buttermyarse
According to this he can also wear a white suit. No one should wear a white suit.
FluffySlothsEverywhere
Or a yellow one, for that matter. Especially with an olive skin tone. Makes you look as if your liver is failing...
LvAllen
What it comes free with the Mint Julep I ordered at the Kentucky Derby?
2hawt2sexxxi
According to this, only Will Smith should be wearing black shirts
NrNone
Notice how three of the four examples weren't dressing according to their skin tone.
iamthisguy247
I mean, it makes sense. He was in Men In Black. He was the only one that got to sing a song about it too.
popculturella
And if you're paper-white pale, you should only be wearing super pale colors. BRILLIANT.
JeffersonSlaveBaby
"Don't wear black" (shows pic of JT in black).
coloradostoneman
I wish i had enough money that this was useful.
yournudesarewelcomedinmyinbox
if you are of average weight try groupon and similar sites you can find decent suits for around $60 just make sure you get all of 1/2
yournudesarewelcomedinmyinbox
your measurements and compare to their sizing chart
yournudesarewelcomedinmyinbox
2/2
zagibu
60 dollars is two weeks of food. What am I gonna eat?
yournudesarewelcomedinmyinbox
the cocks of potential high paying employers during interviews?
zagibu
They serve you grilled chicken during interviews? It's been a while since I last tasted meat.
AntonioStark
Half Windsor, full Windsor, or four in hand. The rest is a joke.
Cheomesh
Ties are a joke.
FatManHam
Four in hand? You savage.
NoMate
That's my go to and I'm man enough to admit it
AntonioStark
I do nothing but full Windsor. I got a skinny neck.
LvAllen
You know the four in hand so you can teach your son to tie his first necktie.
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LvAllen
Fair enough. I'm talking 7-8 years old. Two wraps and a tuck is just easier for the first time, and it builds confidence.
paulthebipolarbear
I really dislike that tie not. I alway go four in hand knot it is simple and attractive
TheWorldArriving
Show me your the style?
paulthebipolarbear
what you want example of me wearing the tie with a four in hand knot?
TheWorldArriving
Yes!
paulthebipolarbear
http://imgur.com/ejORMV6
TheWorldArriving
Thank you!