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Jun 2, 2017 6:18 AM
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MamaJeaux
Grass fed lemons? o.0
Syrpynt
His pouring skills would be fine if his parents didn't vaccinate him. Too bad, pouring lemonade is easy when the earth is flat...
KartallOS
+Gluten free a bar of pure platinum
RIIIIIIGGS
My only regret is that I have but one upvote to give.
JamesBeapukin
The future CEO of Brawndo.
14November
Ho!
RustyNeX
The lemonade stand is a front, the kid is selling hoes
ar7max
SharkyMcSnarkface
NotEnoughMidgets
This used to be a better idea when neighbors actually interacted. When brats in 500k+ homes do this, it's annoying and stupid.
RandyBats
Put gluten free and hike that up to $10
WelcomeToTheShatterdome
Since he's so up to date with current events, ask him if he has a proper business license for that establishment he is running.
mynameisnotalice
And if his organic goods are certified or if he's just a scam.
newyorknyc
That's a real thing. I've seen kids getting shut down because of that.
Lotteryman
were they black?
drdavessardogs
Shut down, not Shot down....
thebadgoblin
That kid will be broke soon if he keeps pouring like that.
historycat
American capitalism means he can socialize his losses. It's all profit for him.
DoughnutJimmy
You will never go broke by selling stuff you didn't pay for in the first place.
hangar
Nah. He just tops it off with the hose
imunsureofeverything
I don't know why but the made me giggle
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
Not when you're selling product at a 95% margin
WorkingOnArrival
I would expect this kind of pouring if I paid $3 for that.
EClaire1073
Ah, but its, say it with me now, ***ORGANIC***
marzipanius
Looks like the kid has some sort of motor disorder pouring like that. Probably didn't drink enough grass fed + organic lemonade.
loriloveslore
Or he's like 3 and just pouring something.
naytorin
What's it like, living with no sense of humor, Sten?
loriloveslore
Amazing as heck
Tomatnisse
Sa du sten?
SnugglyBurrick
Clearly a vaccine injury
IPoopAfterDrinkingCoffee
Ah yes grass fed lemons
cominginhot
it's piss there
followthesyllabus
I don't care about grass fed lemons as much as I do gluten free lemons.
YourBossAndLandlordLikePolitics
They only have to be outside 5 minutes a day.
Midgarmerc
Somebody will buy it believing it
soggypancakes
I only drink free range grass fed organic lemonade.
snotcaulk
Is it gluten-free?
ZedaZ80
I shit you not, I work at a small grocery store/health foods and I made a "Free Range Kale" sign that tripped up a few people. It stayed up
ZedaZ80
until it disappeared, but it was a local favorite.
IPoopAfterDrinkingCoffee
As a resident of Los Angeles, im not even remotely shocked. People would pay triple here for "free range kale". Morons
IShouldHaveLeftHereHoursAgo
I'm vegan. I don't drink lemonade.
where2bee2
Things that make you go hmm?
cikson
No, no, no. Grass fed water.
nihilistdad
No, grass fed grass.
HannibalPoopsPeople
No, no, no. Grass fed pitchers.
volumeOne
Wouldn't that just be water fed grass?
cikson
No. It's grass fed water with grass that has been fed with normal water.
definitelynotawolf
Which has been soaked in wood