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#kids #kids_these_days #honesty
Aug 25, 2021 4:23 AM
crankymonkeyboy
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#kids #kids_these_days #honesty
Manikasaurus
Brutal
BubbaRunski
Oh I love kids!
Wronggifplacement
currst
My son said "me and mommy think you're ugly, but I still love you."
willpostanything
nojustsayitdont
Yeah. Fake. But still just a little funny. Guy does a good job blasting the drink into his face.
genepoolboy
"yes of course, I married you didn't I?"
darkninja2992
I for one prefer fat. Big girls are hella cuddly
flexstar
ultrabenowski365
That was bad acting
stuffinator
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvvmoDlykhU
BlueAquamarineSpark
Fat, but with a "ph".
PrettySureNoActuallyImDefinitelySure
Come on, can't anyone be original anymore? People are so desperate for attention, they copy everyone else and then it's not funny anymore.
PloppyTheSlopper
Fucking hell, I could see the awful acting without the sound on.
LAMovieDesign
Same
J0hnnyBlack
You downvoters are morons. Santa, unicorns, and narwals are real too.
DeadeicPrints
Dassenator
Rogerwilco1974
Things that are definitely real and not planned and fake and staged #8,132: NOT THIS
opentokix
thisisausernamelikeanyothersbutthisonesmellsweird
azuureth
Ppl can love another and still not be together. Life is sometimes weird.
Glitchoff
BurnieCinders
SOUND ON
NullifiedMatrixEntry
Scripted like a website
Arcian
Scripted? They don't look asian at all.
NullifiedMatrixEntry
They do be looking dumb tho
Jesuspokemon56
And that man beat that kid to save face
edgareplekjekk
Looks staged
SubtleOrc
Not at all staged
fennecbutt
What imgur usually says when people point that out "let people enjoy things durr durr durr"
Avrune
Shh, let people enjoy things.
ThanosWasNotWrong
seriously
DeltaBlast
it's an audio from tiktok, with different people "acting" it out
atcggcta
I don’t get those - just show me the original amirite??
hetnkik999
Yeah, husband's acting isn't selling it.
SubtleOrc
Nor is kids timing and enthusiasm
lDanielHolm
The spittake was awesome, he totally committed to that, at least.
hetnkik999
True, that was great.
Twinklepot
KhanShan
Oh wow it’s been ages since I saw this gif!
Imgurisbetterthanreddit
That’s actually Miranda cosgrove
KhanShan
Whoa really!
Imgurisbetterthanreddit
oprondek1978
Children: The most honest people you will ever meet.
xehupatl
Children don't know shit about shit.
iDontKnowAllYourSecrets
Kids don't insult you; they tell the truth.
Noctourn
And drunk people. But at least drunk people you can just leave in their room and walk away
Drakhma
unfortunately, or fortunately, I am a brutally honest person.
slaughterhouse4andahalf
Babysitting, kid #1: come down the slide w us! Kid#2: she can't because her hips are huge. *Groan
RustySturges
Started balding at 25. My girlfriend, and my mom "we cant tell". My 7 year old niece *pats bald spot* "why is there no hair here".
5m0k3r
Same. Shaved head. I'm so f*king awesome now.
BrickSniper33
Might as well dye it grey. Embrace the Patrick Stuart look.
reichstein
First sentence had me wondering why you would want to dye your bald spot grey.
djsprinkles
And they say it’s wrong to beat children…
MorrighanWolf
It is.
jomi20806
It is wrong to beat children… to the punchline. Let them experience the joy of saying the funny line
NateNuss
Use a bag of oranges I've been told by my brother who has twin boys.. doesn't leave marks /s
MostlyFarmless
Don’t worry, nobody’s gonna beat that burn.
HawkmanXLII
I've never said that. Don't know who "they" is.
fiw7
"Never raise your hand towards your child. It will leave your groin unprotected"
Fishkeeper
It's definitely wrong to beat children. Especially for saying things that are true.
notlisteningatall
Hey, don't shoot the messenger
NinjaGrizzlyBear
Who said anything about shooting? They are going to beat them
PrettyRick
Aha, always thought it was "eat children"
Noctourn
Without cooking them properly. There's not much on the small ones so they are best stewed. Larger ones make good BBQ
Eramik
Just to clarify.... that is wrong too
Noctourn
But what if they are slow cooked?
TheKig
Less wrong... but still wrong.
trapdoorogre
Depends on how slow you cook 'em. Marinate them in love and care until they're adults, then raise the heat.