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Oct 11, 2016 10:18 AM
friendofastranger
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Sirbannock
10/10
Mrdaihatsu
I'd love to see Trump at the border, just to hear him scream "Why didn't anybody F**king tell me there was already a F**king wall here?"
codydownsiiiiivx
Davedavedavedavedave
Youge. Jina.
ItsOnlyHumanNatural
http://imgur.com/n9joZSC
daguq
tamalero
AShartInTheWind
*gyna
ontheborder22
I'm sort of relevant
lenomdeplume
Ay carumba!
yesiamawalrusthankyouforasking
This is super unrealistic. Donald Trump would never pick up tools and do blue collar work.
GreatAide
but it's more funny
MindlessJellyfish
I was about to ask you if you were a walrus but your name answered that question for me. +1 For convenient name
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
echlamba
Lmao is that supposed to be Austin in the background?
Zetor
Good ol' cartoon physics.
dennydorko
The best kind.
CodeXCDM
I know right? Never look down, you can walk on air. I miss these kind of toons.
Dustyblue
/a/KtsjD
BrianDeBrain
Now THIS is a tier-1 shitpost.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
COMPLETELY inaccurate OP, Trump would NEVER touch cement himself.
jamakenbacon
HotNerdChick
That would never work. Trump would just grab a pussy to chase them away.
DestroyerBravo
http://i.imgur.com/5DKY1IK
lulubiscuit
ScientologistSeaOtter
raf0c
DownvotePolice
Damn, that's pretty good.
SovietCat
In Soviet Russia, Pussy grabs you
sixsigmaprime
Here I come Russia.
StillBoardAtWork
and again, another illegal immigrant kills an american citizen....:)
eastbayrae
Technically they are not illegal since they haven't crossed.
HusbandsBulge
Looks photoshoped, too big hands to be Trump.
confanity
Also maybe try photo*shopped*
HusbandsBulge
Dang, nordic mobile keyboarding autocorrect, ya know.
confanity
I don't know, but I'll believe it. Cheers!
youdonegoofed
And not orange enough.
orangeisthenewbasic
Small hands... smell like cabbage...
someswedishgirl
His penis must be miniscule.
mzxrules
also I thought the mexicans were gonna build the wall, not trump
jsktrogdor
It's hard to tell. We need some scale. Have him grab someone's pussy. Then we'll be able to tell how big they really are.
spicepoet
Sylvester was not in this cartoon.
AnythingMuchShorter
But pussy comes in different sizes, better stick a banana in it for scale.
jsktrogdor
I bet that's what Donny has nicknamed that yellow little crooked pecker of his.
manofthewild07
And when he's in meetings and has to teach a lesson to some women: "say hello to my little banana!"
zertmaster
The wall is a bad idea we need a mine field
tacosforeverymeal
Good luck putting those under the Rio Grande.
RubelliteFae
Because that's worked out so well for SE Asia.
NexiKuro
Won't work, the US committed to only using short term mines that don't last more than 2-14 days. You'd have to constantly reseed.
hwatL4bloopy
He clearly used poor building materials
honeybadgerdontgiveashit
Chinese Steel
hwatL4bloopy
From UK holding company
whitebicycle
7808
Lol. Now make some Hillary ones
IndigoVixx9
I'm really disappointed that the top comment isn't from @TheBorder
TexasBaconMan
As a Texan, who does he think builds any construction project that far south... Canadians?
ComoSeIguana
+1 For slow poke Rodriguez
TheDudeThatIsMo
Don't mess with him. Dude's packing heat.
ExplosionSauce
Ay my sister know Speedy Gonzales...
theyar
Speedy Gonzalez is friends with everyone's sister.
FloodingWaters
seeeester
DeputyChiefJudgeFish
One thing I forgots to tolds you about Slow Poke Rodriguez.... he pack a gun...
The22ndDoctor
"Hey ComoSeIguana, what's for deener?" " Dinner, holy frijoles, we just had lunch." "Frijoles? Good, I like frijoles."
Yupurineutah
I like them with beans.
eltuna
Lento Rodríguez
Badsequence
Maybe it was Speedy Gonzales's American cousin Rapid Dave.
DarkZer0
I read that as David Rape for some reason
McBook
Freudian slip much?
thecommenterimgurdeserves
Quickly Quickly Quickly!
NakoSunao
Goddamn it Tracer
McBook
With haste with haste with haste
The22ndDoctor
Shouldn't that be Rapido Johnson? (Speedy = English First name; Gonzales = Spanish Last name)
Badsequence
It's a joke from and episode of Family Guy.
Ironbunny
This checks out. Maybe Smith though, or winchester
The22ndDoctor
Ever since Bill and Ted, Johnson has been my go to made up name. "This is So-crates Johnson, Bob Genghis Khan, and Abraham Lincoln."
mysticalsausage
*stands up naked and starts clapping
MarkBob
The Hillary campaign played you like a mariachi band.
imjusthereforthemoneynotyourbs
"Ey senor Trump. Your wall, she fell over."
theinconspicuouspilgrim
TK421isAFK
"You know Señor Trump, the wall, she will be stronger and more better if you let my cousins Ramon and Julio build her for you."
BeautifulSound
Holy crap I heard it
QueefMuncher
NICE!
AmicusCuriae
MICE!
QueefMuncher
DICE!
kurastwolf
Speedy Gonzalez friend of my seester.
TrueNorthernLights
Speedy Gonzalez is thee friend of EVERYONE'S seester.
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
I heard it in his voice
supraman2turbo
We all did
patotheduck
C
undungubungu
- Cheech Martin
CheflyOne
Marin... Not Martin.
undungubungu
Haha, I just copy pasted his name from the danish wiki. Corrected it there now. Didnt see it
OPisdaOG
*chee
justorderalargefarva
Glad you did because I was going to..
nickdillinger
De nada senor
justorderalargefarva
*ita
TheManSpider
Señor*
justorderalargefarva
*Señorita
obscenereference
Glad you did because I was going to..
mrhatnklogs
Someone delete this. No class. @friendofastranger is a loser.This is exactly what ISIS wants.
LiterallyYourMom
Sad.
confanity
Can't tell if sarcastic or an actual racist getting into a hissy fit over Glorious Leader being skewered with satire. Poe's Law!
KPopGirlKimi
Blasphemy! There is only one true glorious leader! North korea best korea!
browsib
Obvious sarcasm to me
confanity
I'd have thought so, but we're living in a time when batshit insanity generates massive cheering rallies.
Texantioch
Glaringly mocking Trump's demeanor.
confanity
It makes me happy to believe that.
10sky
Where did this come from @OP? Those trump faces are amazing.
friendofastranger
OC
friendofastranger
twitter.com/Colonel_Crona
10sky
As I said: Amazing.
Theinternetwasinventedforveryimportantscience
"We're going to build a wall" because we're too dumb to know they use tunnels.
eastbayrae
We have tech to know when digging is happening and where.
Somanysweaters
Or fly because you know airplanes
jsktrogdor
Actually they use airplanes. 40%+ of "illegal immigrants" flew here.
vidyagaem
I don't get it when people say "30%-40% cross other than by land". That still leaves about 60% traveling otherwise.
jsktrogdor
1/2 Keep in mind, huge numbers of illegal immigrants started out legally then their paperwork expired. They didnt walk across the desert
jsktrogdor
2/2 with a backpack and a Coyote. They came here just how you go to other countries. On a plane or a boat or in their 2015 Honda Civic.
SomeCrazyNerd
And you think covering 60% of people coming who are nostly poor people seeking better fortunes is worth trying to make a poor country pay?
SomeCrazyNerd
For a giant wall that will be ridiculously expensive? They won't even pay for it! Trump has a 2% approval rating in Mexico.
Theinternetwasinventedforveryimportantscience
TRUMP HAS A NON-NEGATIVE INTEGER APPROVAL RATING IN FUCKING MEXICO!!?!??!!