Fredfinks
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I need your vodka, your valenki & your motorvehicle
May 6, 2020 8:33 AM
Fredfinks
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I need your vodka, your valenki & your motorvehicle
DrunkCommentor
Tchaikovsky-800
AndrewCanadian
Gopnik
Waskom
Poor car trying to get out of its parking spot and leave.
myeyesthegogglesdonothing
ParatodomalMezcal
DaftSkunk
Dun dun dun dun dun!
disposabledom
"You have a problem - you're going to die"
George3rd
Cykasystems Blyat-9000
bupyc004
This is Ukraine - number on minibus "AP", it's first letter of region - Zaporizhzhya?
phunkiejunkie
jesusisherelookbusy
“Come on, Ne! Move this thing!” “I can’t, it’s a Geo!”
DontTazeMeBrah
"I need your clothes, your vodka and your van"
mercbrit
Woah! If that thing stood up after I just drove over it, I would be getting back into the bus! How did the driver not notice him anyway?
AnUnknownErrorOccurred
Russians don't hit their brakes. Ever. Idk why. They're afraid of them.
Fredfinks
They are all drunk. Very, very drunk.
BURNtheZEPPELIN
No shit, I think I'd notice someone getting dragged around in front of me.
Shamorza
Idunno man, I usually just accept I have a penis and don't notice its presence.
themuttonisniceandlean
I have so many questions.
khazaria
Van driver seemed to do it on purpose.
AzgarOgly
Is van Driver a dutch surname?
GoddammitMrNoodle
Sure, you're tough... but are you Russian dragged through the streets, run over by a van, get up and threaten the driver tough?
erbiumyttriumytterbium
LONG time ago I stopped trying to understand Russia. Nice to have around, though. Aliens look at us, see they get Russia, say “Next!”
prodmerc
"Johna Konnorev, it is time."
BarrackHusseinIslamabama
But why did he drive over him?
AzgarOgly
Because blind zone and reaction time. And failure to decide "fuk that, I won't follow that bus".
NakedWindowCleaner
Finish him
BO5300
Holy shit
Valgyan
maybealeafsfan
Oof
SomewhatSarcastic
VillainVillain
After seeing that man eating guy. I wouldnt let that guy walk to me after knowingly running over him. But he didnt see him so...idk
bsuu
You've got a problem. You're gonna die.
Pokegeologist
I was expecting the driver to get slapped out. Huh.
Gantzz321
van my zero effort to stop until he ran them over. "how many chance to do you get to run over someone can not get in trouble for it"
SoberAndBored
In Russia? Like 3 or 4 a week, maximum. Gotta take those shots when you get them
unicornfun
Come on, how did the driver not see the man hanging from the bus in front of him, he was far enough behind the bus to see him, and stop.
ricerescue
These things do have a tendency to create a blind spot low just in front of you. How are they called, again? Ah, right, engines.
spudpicker
Russia ranks near the highest in the world for drinking, and recent bans and laws have made them turn to the more dangerous illegal booze.
GotBannedForPostingAYoutubeLink
Too busy live tweeting his roadtrip.
KoalaeiO
And even if he didn't stop, he could have tried not to roll on him *twice*.
Hawkhead
"He was probably on PCP."
frogglesmash
A gallon?
AmyBernadettePenny
CCCP
Esdog
Think he is PCP
bogiemMagnet
Broke every bone in his hand and wouldn't feel it for hours. There was this guy once, you see this scar?
MrKomisiripala
Crocodil
Fafaa
I remember the doco about that shit..
slightlyincorrectquotes
Fucking scp
LuckyMan9
"You have a problem... you're gonna die" - Russian Terminator
WOOPWOOPthatsthesoundofthepolice
Ohhhhh my gaaaaaaaaaaahd
Fredfinks
https://imgur.com/xZgK6Zh
Cervino11th
Came here to do that exact reply
LuckyMan9
Another man of culture, I see.
OneGreatFap
I have questions.
Tminus1622d
A car's weight is divided over it's four wheels. It is possible to drive over unlikely stuff without damaging it, saw a car drive over a
Tminus1622d
plastic school lunchbox once for example. The warriors of Goja also have a car driving over someone in their act.
Tminus1622d
If you havent seen that one yet, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlgfdTm7c1I fair warning, it's not for everyone.
AzgarOgly
Opioids most probably.
imgurschmimgur
The answer to all of them is alcohol
Jinxer13
Doubt that. This? "What is an organic compound that carries at least one hydroxyl functional group (−OH) bound to a saturated carbon atom?"
imgurschmimgur
Err, is the answer Mike Oldfield - Tubular Bells?
OneGreatFap
I've been saying that all of my adult life.