MyStripperNameIsEquality
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Sorry if this a repost... I did check for like a second...
Edit - wow my first front page!! Thanks guys. Send orange cats.
Aug 6, 2018 8:06 PM
MyStripperNameIsEquality
126376
2862
36
Sorry if this a repost... I did check for like a second...
Edit - wow my first front page!! Thanks guys. Send orange cats.
RawVenus
My orange tabby would have been perfect for this. He's a fat cat just like Garfield.
LinkinPiper
I would like an update one this.
ZachHarris2003
Same
Alfadorfox
I cat-sat an orange cat once... Everybody told me I'd actually adopted him, but the owners came back as promised six months later. HONOR.
Gianttesticlemonster
Come on in it's time to party with Garfield and Friends!
Gzoomzoom
Where you @ op?
ElbowDeepInAMoose
I always loved their Halloween special. Cand, candy, candy....
Gianttesticlemonster
I liked the episode where the keebler elves steal his picnic basket
burentsu
DefenderOfDog
They don't even offer to pay the cat
GretaGraves
My old ginger kitty would have been up to the task, she loved people. But unfortunately she passed.
mac821
I'm sorry
crazyfitasian
If she’s in NYC, I have a crazy orange cat that is obsessed with eating any and all food. He loves people too. Super tolerant.
RodehardPutawaywet
"Contraindicated" - spotted the healthcare professional
PerpetualFollower
I bet she's not averse to using 'bicuspid', 'pandiculation' or 'percutaneous' either.
CitizenSpectre
If Garfield hides under the couch from every noise and nervously rips out the batting, then my orange cat is perfect for the role.
SpareWare
My old cat would have been purrfect for this before he ran away. Fat, orange, and annoyed by everything.
yepitsjen
I have a 22 pound orange cat with asthma. Would loan.
genericname1
Ok, he doesn't travel that well but I've got an appropriately coloured cat http://imgur.com/G2AkVWl
ThicAsfTbh
I could never trust my darling cat with any child....
Ricdesan
Darling being the key word
EmeraldLight
Especially a 2 and 4 year old
professionalConfirmologist
Yeah, I feel that same.
ShutTheFrontDoors
It would have made more sense if she just offered the offer lasagna if they brought their cat. Like if the owner was there too.
ShutTheFrontDoors
The owner. Offered the owner, not offered the offer.
CrashingOut
You'd offer up the owner to be a lasagna?
ShutTheFrontDoors
Offered the owner lasagna. C:
DrunkSnowWhite
i'll gladly trust my asshole cat with every child
ThisSiteUsedtobeCool
Mom of the year posted that.
Symek
"(not crazy)" Yeah, right...
RipOffTheBandAid
mindyourowntardis
Can’t wait for new season ! :D
PMSmissile
Where is this from? My bf has a big orange cat that will do anything for food and loves kids. Oddly enough
Yeastieh
My moms cat is orange like Garfield and quite obese.
pigeonkitty
My cat is like half orange... or, like, if an orange cat was in a printer ink explosion.
graceinsheepsclothing
Who lends a cat to a lasagne dinner?
akom
Welp, I learned a word.
PapaSloth
"but not crazy." Right.
BlackoutAU
Wanted "I'll keep your cat anxious and unhappy for 2 days around unfamiliar people to satisfy some stupid idea I had, no pay" fuck this cunt
Qualtagh
Alternatively it's free cat-sitting.
UnifiedHivemind
Some cats are super tolerant and don't mind. I would assume owners would know if their cat was suitable for this before contacting.
BlackoutAU
Maybe, but requesting an unknown pet simply to fulfill some ill advised impulse is sending up major red flags to me already as a pet owner.
deskspud
"Moms are all slightly crazy." Holden Caulfield
Str8Stroke
"It's not that I dislike you, I just don't like you near me." Garfield
SeamusMCMXCVI
“Fuk Mondays” -Garmfeld
hammersquirrel
SixHundredThousandBees
"I am not messy – I am organizationally challenged." - Garfielf
Kaplar
"Luhzanyuh" - Gurfleel
dtm1209
"Odie, you shite." - Girlfart
pruner
Tuesdays. -Gizmo
MetaSomma
%© - Maths
CrashingOut
https://imgur.com/Db6FXC0
aguacatedeldiablo
They clearly know nothing about cats if they think it's going to show up at a new house and just sit there for dinner. Unless it's super fat
bundlesgetkitty
My cat would do this. Loves to eat and very friendly
Vaanhalen
Male?
bundlesgetkitty
Female
somethingsomethingwittyhere
Well, Garfield is.
CurrentLevelOfAdulting
Maybe, but most orange cats I’ve met are stoner level chill. Specially the really big ones.
fortfantastic
all the orange cats I know are big cowards. the bigger the more cowardly.
Captaintippie
We had one of these growing up. He was a cool cat. Super chill, liked everyone and everything. Kids especially.
yourmomscheese
Contraindicated... one of those words I was going to make fun of for spelling wrong, looked it up. Learned a new word today
tinytinkingdom
same
Ballsackhands
How didn't you know it considering it's literally prescription side effects. So you not read them?
yourmomscheese
Well, I don’t use prescription medicines. I checked some of my parents and saw no reference to the term. I figure to avoid confusion the
yourmomscheese
Companies creating the labels realized using layman’s would avoid confusion from lack of understanding