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Let there be light
Creation of the Earth
Noah & The Flood
Abraham
The 10 Plagues
Moses & The Burning Bush
Parting The Red Sea
David & Goliath
Solomon's Temple
The Trials of Job
Daniel and the Lion's Den
The Immaculate Conception
Birth of CHrist
Temptation of Christ
The Last Supper
Judas
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
Armegeddon
asianboy
What if the Devil had tempted Jesus with bacon and Nutella?
Neebus
Of course we all know that the bible is supposed to be used for it's moral values as a whole and not actually the stories within... right?
PastiesAndaGString
I appreciate the effort of this! Especially the aliens one, you might be onto something there!
IrishBarBalm
OP may enjoy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUOg5F886xw :)
shoyusha
Now do the koran! Don't worry, Islam is the religion of peace.
thatFamilyMan
The resurrection had me dying
SlayersofDiablo
the format of the burning bush is more akin to Morpheus' meme
PutADonkOnIt
The burning bush was definitely a marijuana bush
guitardemigod
senorx
This is sacrilicious
StrangeSavant
Sacrelarious.
iamnotironman
+1 for a Simpsons reference....
YourComplacencyDefinesYou
imgoingtopunchyourovaries
As a christian, I know for sure the earth was not created in 6 days.
HylianHero93
The Hebrew meaning of 'day' could mean any number of things, as God was not constrained to human time parameters.
soaringwhale
Immaculate conception doesn't mean what you think it means.
naseemfielder24
No we're near funny! The 4.54 billion years are the life span of the Earth? I wasn't born in 18 years,I was born 18 years ago! #LifeSpan!!?
sdlabs
Makes more sense than the bible.
SovietWrench
I lost it at 'NAILED IT.' I think I just woke up everyone in the house.
pixie327
i was like 'whatever, it can't be *that* funny'. But it was. It was.
pixie327
also sometimes i read the comments before opening the additional images.... :/
Howother
Ah, thanks for clarifying. I had thought you read it, then had some sort of inner discussion on the merits of its humor.
flipadoo
I got hung up on that one too =P
MyNameIsJeanValjean
yax51
The immaculate conception is my favorite!!
FirstLobster
I'll make some room for you on the sofa, sorry it's so hot down here.
TyffiBoo
As a Christian, I know you're not going to hell. On the contrary, a few angels might have high fived.
IIWIIM8
down down down into that burning ring of fire.
ayebrows
As a christian, I giggled. Even if some of it is a bit off.
minnow1776
It's hard to be completely true to the context when in meme form.
SaltCollector
It's in meme format, so you need to summarise events humorously in two short sentences, expecting accuracy is asking quite a lot.
proxster
Yeah, so you don't find the probability of the bible being true, a bit off?
SixSixSix
This. The bible summed up with a bunch of memes. The Three Sixes approve. Even tho I'm over a year late.
craftycommando
as a christian, i see the humor in these. christian jokes use binle characters all the time, why can't you?
sonicthehedgehog
BEST MEME STORY EVER.
SovietWrench
"Immaculate conception? That's a girl that really stuck to her story."
GunslingerGonzo
I lost it at the success kid..
SenorSmooth
Now do the Qu'ran... and wait for the RAGE
SaintNewts
s/Jesus/Mohammed/g - DONE!
AaaaaaaaaaJ
#MuslimRage (its okay im muslim)
dandeelion
If OP does the Qu-ran, somebody will kill him. Also (Spoiler Alert), most of the Old Testament is contained within the Qu'ran. Seriously
tossingEwoksIntoLakesOfMethane
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. What's a cubit?
Drenlin
<3
flashlight123
the length of a average mans fingertip to elbow
jweenypwee
As Christian Morpheus, what if I told you most Bible stories weren't meant to be taken literally?
CrunchyLumpia
Sorry you got downvoted to oblivion for telling the truth. Hell, they taught us about the fiction in the Bible in my Catholic high school.
DontLetTheCaveInGetYouDown
But what if her nose really WAS just like the Tower of Lebanon??
WeShouldReallyJoinTogetherToCleanTheInternetFromPervertedKids
That's what they're teaching me now.
jweenypwee
No big deal. I think maybe people are confused by what I said. I mean, as a Christian, I know the Earth didn't form in a literal 6 days, etc
Drenlin
Indeed. According to genesis, "days" were passing before night and day even existed...
CrunchyLumpia
The Immaculate Conception was NOT the conception of Jesus. It was the conception of Mary by her parents, Joachim and Anne, who totes porked.
MangoesOfMordor
You just blew my mind. I never even considered the idea that that meant anything else.
luminiferousbeanbutts
wouldn't Jesus' conception also be considered Immaculate Conception though because he was "also" born without original sin?
luminiferousbeanbutts
("also" in quotations because I'm protestant lol)
ayebrows
As a non-Catholic Christian...da fuq?
Ekajra
Official Catholic teaching is that Mary was also born perfect, which is what the Immaculate Conception is about.
ayebrows
Wow. I guess I never put that together. I guess that's why my mom always said Catholics had really different views from us.
CrunchyLumpia
The conception of Jesus was the Annunciation. Source: 14 years of Catholic school & Art History minor, which involved lots of religious art.
CitizenDickbag
Nope. The Annunciation is just the announcement from Gabriel to Mary that she would have Jesus. You mean the Virginal Conception.
CrunchyLumpia
Thank you for clarifying, CitizenDickbag.
DontLetTheCaveInGetYouDown
Huh. As an atheist, I believe I now understand why Protestants get so pissed off at Catholics. That shit ain't in the bible nohow.
integrandia
As a Protestant, that pretty much sums it up.
CrunchyLumpia
Yeah, we've got a lot of crazy vocab words and dance moves an' shit.
CitizenDickbag
The Annunciation is in the Bible. It's the moment when Gabriel informs Mary of her pregnancy (not the conception, as stated above).