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reichstein
Did he actually say that? It seem like extremely irresponsible advice to give.
abundantbadgers
I'm going to steal the Declaration of Independence.
Hornsoup
AlwaysInTheshadows
I'm going to eat, drink, and whore myself to an early grave
cbale2000
Implying people aren't doing whatever they want already, vaccinated or not.
Zickezacke
I like to punch Mitch McConnel in the face. Where do i sign up?
smorsdoeuvres
copingcabana
Chicks don't only care about vaccinations. "Kinda chicks that'd double up on a guy like me do."
BenjyX55
Can I put my cast iron cookware in the dishwasher?
SirWadeWilson
leohimself
only of you're vaccinated
HeNeverSawMollyAgain
YES! ANYTHING!
notyourmommasinfidel
Schuhsohle
Haven’t seen the movies, but is this the start of the first purge?
shaunofthedab
If youre in the PNW, please don't light fireworks on the 4th. It's the dryest it's ever been and sparks will cause wildfires.
afatrollofmyown
Jesus christ, yes! My neighbours were setting them off last night! 1) it isn't even the 4th. 2) HELLO? FIRES? THINK MCFLY THINK
shaunofthedab
You are morally obligated to hose your neighbors down with water next time.
droidgee
Meanwhile, Portland is on fire for other reasons....
afatrollofmyown
Great, I'll be staying home with the fans on and the windows and curtains SHUT. Still don't wanna be around people.
SteveMND
Yeah, no. I'm immunocompromised, and have zero faith in the general rabble still. I'll still have my mask when I'm out and around, thanks..
defaceu
WHO is actually recommending masking up again due to the delta variant. I never stopped masking even though vaccinated.
Bivorski
Sounds like a good idea for someone immunocompromised to do at any point.
mksu
Sure would be nice if they didn't have to because a rational and well-educated population got vaccinated if able.
RackhamTheRed
If you got a compromised immune system, ppl being vaccinated or not against Sars2 is just one of your problems...
Heketon
My city banned fireworks, but I'ma going to get some 'cause I'm vaccinated!
Yorkpensioner
I'd put you in a home
sal0qwerty
PURGE!
TerribleAwful
BeerAndChips
Upvote #420
VAPOR85
I mean shit I'm not gay but you do you man
kraquepype
TheMetalAndTheFunk
vacantcraft
I read this as fuck a man
Vortigern
All should be humbly grateful that the Great and Powerful Oz has granted us this boon.
jerwelch66
Liar .
HeirElfSquire
https://www.cnbc.com/2021/06/25/delta-who-urges-fully-vaccinated-people-to-continue-to-wear-masks-as-variant-spreads.html
cbale2000
The vaccines are still very effective, even against variants...
HaunterHallow
The Delta variant is not on that table.
cbale2000
Sorry, I don't speak scientific name abbreviations. This better?
HaunterHallow
Looks like there is actually a significant reduction in effectiveness, particularly for those with only 1 dose. And mo clue for the j&j vax.
cbale2000
Pfizer / Moderna, and AstraZeneca / J&J are very similar vaccines, so they likely have similar results. 88% / 60% is also still VERY good...
vacantcraft
vacantcraft
Caper2566
Rob banks, steal cars cause mayhem and then just flash your covid vaccine card and walk away. Thanks Fauci!
Problemwoodchuck
Sweet! Gonna stay home and look at memes with headphones on...oh, shit.
RagtimeBetty
Is this how the purge starts?
124ImaginationMonster
Well I'll be working because corporate decided to celebrate on the 5th so they can have a 3 day weekend. I'm totally going to go in buzzed.
droidgee
Worked call center, they couldnt get employees for a Sunday July 4. Company started bidding up pay, ended up at 3x pay for a 12 hour shift
DavidSchwieder
What a tool...
Cabreza
Welp, time to be gay and do crime then
vacantcraft
Spice002
Sorry, It's in July. You're not allowed to be gay any time before or after June.
Cabreza
Hence the crime
WoodyGoodman
SirWadeWilson
Need help?
RealScienceMan
You can do that whenever you want, go bigger, be ultra-gay do ultra-crime.
Cabreza
I'm a god damn rainbow supervillain
Teasaurus
I'll bring my Gay-K-47
blockedtrem
Hell yeah!
MCpeepantz
As long as you have a permit for the "razzle" and the right amount of "dazzle", it's perfectly within your rights to do so.
Verk80
Two chicks at the same time!
DisillusionedMe
Making up for list time by doubling up?
nanoman273
Everyone wish me luck my girl talking to her friend now.Geronimo!
OfallthestupididioticWTF
Idk about you but I'm going to make my dream come true again this year
ARandySavageGifForEveryOccasion
But you can already do that.
AsparagusSyndrome
jerwelch66
Only with three masks?
Metallica93
I was singing something while perusing, saw this comment, and then made some sort of sing-squeak laugh, lol. Take your up-vote.
thyfartismurder
At the same damn time!?
TikkaMasalaBaby
One cup?.
tg2222222
Man, I would disappoint them both so much.
m4dm4n
Same.
KillerTofu69
Man
MisterBrahanovich
….. that’s, that’s it?
ThisprogramcannotberuninDOSmode
Dude I'm even struggling finding one chick I would die for two.
HeadJamistan
If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
PlentyofCupcakeMagic
All three have to be fully vaccinated though.
Ambipolar
If I were vaccinated I could hook that up. Chicks dig men with vaccinations. Not all chicks but chicks who would double up on a dude like me
ryecurry9000
MrKnowItAll1903
Or you all have to wear masks! Fauci's rules. Condoms optional.
7CentsVern
OneHandedComent
Man that's so amazing to hear. So glad I don't need to get their consent
MyDixyRect
badatediting
Oh, hi there Brock