Jan 30, 2016 7:40 PM
Kbotherobot
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funny
Koga73
RPG reminds me of the explosive arrows in rambo
SeeTheNumbersTasteTheViolence
I've been victimised because of pictures like this. My name is Ivan, I am not Russian, I have no Russian blood. PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE!
Irishcurse65
So is Ivan the Russian version of Carl?
TASKGHOST343
Yes it is
ComradeIosifStalin
I approve.
bakasan94
Looking at the first picture hurts...
therealch3
ivan and carl should get to know each other. i bet they'd get along great
OneWithEveryThing
Don't forget Linda!
MacRockatansky
Another story of post Cold-War healing.
ForTheRepublic212th
Ivan's a terrorist and Carl is a US soldier. It wouldn't work out very well
thiscannotpossiblygowrong
Ivan isn't the one doing these things, he's just the one being told about them. Ivan's not the cool one, the unnamed speaker is
idontknowwhybutihaveahugefetishforredheads
Except with tractor
AbsurdGamingV2
It makes me sad because my name is Ivan.
MichaelTheMagnificent
I dont know why but I read this with a Russian accent
minepagan
Good, good.....let the vodka flow through your veins....
GoMyMinion
1337 link ;OOO
TheStaffmaster
No need to be afraid! Ees Ohnly HAM!
ThePowerOf42
Idk but something is quite fishy about this design http://ci.memecdn.com/629/8102629.jpg
PsuPepperoni
It looks like the reel is blocking the bolt from closing
analbinosquirrel
I love how " fish feel nothing " is in bug letters, as if they're trying to convince you really hard.
EvilIncarnate
#3 is a Croatian MiG. Source: I'm a Croatian
frjackhackett
i love the adventures of ivan's mate
donut77
I need at least 30 times this amount of meme
vampirehedgehog
http://imgur.com/r/youseecomrade
InfiniteSynapse
Glorious day for Arstotzka.
You are all think Ivan's the idiot but it really is the instructor who is.
ShareeGolar78
Sorry. Taco night.
ikindawishiwasalobster
my name is ivan. this post speaks to me
The5lacker
I would imagine so.
bdawg55
Ivan puts the rad in comrade that's for sure.
crossflip
Without him there's just come
Specially if he used to work at the Chernobyl
TresusIbor
Upvoting cause it seems like hardly anyone got that one
Guess you could say that joke isnt very (radio)active
Upvoting again because apparently some fucknuggets got uber pissed that I upvoted you.
ImIsStranger
(S)
Marketingstrats
Under appreciated comment of the day.
http://militaryhumor.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/military-humor-you-see-ivan-when-remove-turret-tank-become-smaller-target.jpg
kerms
Actually the whole world is his tank now. Think about it.
Dooood
Kinda hard to steer from now on, but yes.
Level8Gazebo
Hmmm, I wonder what this meme will be.
Vollmacht
Is that Laefy?
bond100
So, true story, it's actually a valid and popular tactic to partially bury armored vehicles to turn them into bunkers.
David367th
I love that Germany actually did that in WW2
TotallyOriginalName
Sweden made a tank without a turret.
Casemate tanks have been around for a while so...
TriggerHappyTreeFrog
Russia was infamous for it. Buried tanks are nearly impervious.
You see Ivan. When one of get FP one of get tit pics.
DownvotePolice
I got a different sorta pic right here for you OP.
Extremelycuriousguythathasweirdquestions
Oh jesus
thisIsTheShortestUsernameEverCreatedInTheHistoryOfTheEarth
Imgurkoff69
damn man! +1
DonKeyHoT
So, if Ivan is Russian, and the instructor is Russian...why the fuck do they talk in broken English...?
tpgreyknight
That is definitely the most questionable part of the logic on display in this post.
You see DonKeyHoT when one of speaks English to show enemy we can of understanding them.
SirGigglyBits
Because every country speaks English, just in different accents. Watch a movie!
Itsnameis
You see comrade, when of speakings the English enemy no wants fight for cause the knowings we of smarter
http://img.memecdn.com/do-you-see-ivan_o_5818111.jpg
NappaTheFriendlyGhost
You see ivan, when leaving drum of open you make the reloading the easy.
Vaccer
Man just seeing a pic of a not locked drum makes me so mad.
ikbenlike
It makes me cringe
Magnivore
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/016/753/ivan.png
Mahjarrat
I love this one, makes me laugh every time.
IHaveUnusualPets
Cheeki breeki!
Lumplstiltskin
GET OUT OF HERE, STALKER
VivTheKitsune
Don't just stand there! Come in!
Hehe, I can never not read that in a Russian dialect
stevecareII
Would the RPG work?
Coserine
Only if you believe
ConstitutionalConservative
No
Why not?
ToTheLastDrop
Bow can't throw it hard or far enough. They need to be moving quickly to counteract the shaped charges that basically make a plasma cutter.
treeshakertucker
Safety cap still on.
CorneliusCornwall
Science and shit
tankmemes
To heavy to be effective, wouldn't arm properly, rocket wouldn't start.
Rocket engine has to ignite to arm the warhead, has to reach a certain distance as well.
Its probably something obvious
MrPink1
Basically if it did work like that, just bumping the tip against anything would set it off. Which as you can tell would be problematic.
actuallyMikeTyson
Need a certain number of rotations to be explosive, or that's at least what I was told
But I'm sure someone who knows their stuff could make it work.
With enough time and money, you can make water flow upstream.
BrianTheImpaler
http://www.hwdyk.com/q/images/bartvsaustralia_08.jpg
Koga73
RPG reminds me of the explosive arrows in rambo
SeeTheNumbersTasteTheViolence
I've been victimised because of pictures like this. My name is Ivan, I am not Russian, I have no Russian blood. PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE!
Irishcurse65
So is Ivan the Russian version of Carl?
TASKGHOST343
Yes it is
ComradeIosifStalin
I approve.
bakasan94
Looking at the first picture hurts...
therealch3
ivan and carl should get to know each other. i bet they'd get along great
OneWithEveryThing
Don't forget Linda!
MacRockatansky
Another story of post Cold-War healing.
ForTheRepublic212th
Ivan's a terrorist and Carl is a US soldier. It wouldn't work out very well
thiscannotpossiblygowrong
Ivan isn't the one doing these things, he's just the one being told about them. Ivan's not the cool one, the unnamed speaker is
idontknowwhybutihaveahugefetishforredheads
Except with tractor
AbsurdGamingV2
It makes me sad because my name is Ivan.
MichaelTheMagnificent
I dont know why but I read this with a Russian accent
minepagan
Good, good.....let the vodka flow through your veins....
GoMyMinion
1337 link ;OOO
TheStaffmaster
No need to be afraid! Ees Ohnly HAM!
ThePowerOf42
Idk but something is quite fishy about this design http://ci.memecdn.com/629/8102629.jpg
PsuPepperoni
It looks like the reel is blocking the bolt from closing
analbinosquirrel
I love how " fish feel nothing " is in bug letters, as if they're trying to convince you really hard.
EvilIncarnate
#3 is a Croatian MiG. Source: I'm a Croatian
frjackhackett
i love the adventures of ivan's mate
donut77
I need at least 30 times this amount of meme
vampirehedgehog
http://imgur.com/r/youseecomrade
InfiniteSynapse
Glorious day for Arstotzka.
ForTheRepublic212th
You are all think Ivan's the idiot but it really is the instructor who is.
ShareeGolar78
Sorry. Taco night.
ikindawishiwasalobster
my name is ivan. this post speaks to me
The5lacker
I would imagine so.
bdawg55
Ivan puts the rad in comrade that's for sure.
crossflip
Without him there's just come
ThePowerOf42
Specially if he used to work at the Chernobyl
TresusIbor
Upvoting cause it seems like hardly anyone got that one
ThePowerOf42
Guess you could say that joke isnt very (radio)active
TresusIbor
Upvoting again because apparently some fucknuggets got uber pissed that I upvoted you.
ImIsStranger
(S)
Marketingstrats
Under appreciated comment of the day.
ThePowerOf42
http://militaryhumor.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/military-humor-you-see-ivan-when-remove-turret-tank-become-smaller-target.jpg
kerms
Actually the whole world is his tank now. Think about it.
Dooood
Kinda hard to steer from now on, but yes.
Level8Gazebo
Hmmm, I wonder what this meme will be.
ThePowerOf42
Vollmacht
Is that Laefy?
bond100
So, true story, it's actually a valid and popular tactic to partially bury armored vehicles to turn them into bunkers.
David367th
I love that Germany actually did that in WW2
TotallyOriginalName
Sweden made a tank without a turret.
David367th
Casemate tanks have been around for a while so...
TriggerHappyTreeFrog
Russia was infamous for it. Buried tanks are nearly impervious.
Kbotherobot
You see Ivan. When one of get FP one of get tit pics.
DownvotePolice
I got a different sorta pic right here for you OP.
Extremelycuriousguythathasweirdquestions
Oh jesus
thisIsTheShortestUsernameEverCreatedInTheHistoryOfTheEarth
Imgurkoff69
Sorry. Taco night.
thisIsTheShortestUsernameEverCreatedInTheHistoryOfTheEarth
damn man! +1
DonKeyHoT
So, if Ivan is Russian, and the instructor is Russian...why the fuck do they talk in broken English...?
tpgreyknight
That is definitely the most questionable part of the logic on display in this post.
Kbotherobot
You see DonKeyHoT when one of speaks English to show enemy we can of understanding them.
SirGigglyBits
Because every country speaks English, just in different accents. Watch a movie!
Itsnameis
You see comrade, when of speakings the English enemy no wants fight for cause the knowings we of smarter
Itsnameis
You see comrade, when of speakings the English enemy no wants fight for cause the knowings we of smarter
ThePowerOf42
http://img.memecdn.com/do-you-see-ivan_o_5818111.jpg
NappaTheFriendlyGhost
You see ivan, when leaving drum of open you make the reloading the easy.
Vaccer
Man just seeing a pic of a not locked drum makes me so mad.
ikbenlike
It makes me cringe
Magnivore
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/016/753/ivan.png
Mahjarrat
I love this one, makes me laugh every time.
IHaveUnusualPets
Cheeki breeki!
Lumplstiltskin
GET OUT OF HERE, STALKER
VivTheKitsune
Don't just stand there! Come in!
IHaveUnusualPets
Hehe, I can never not read that in a Russian dialect
stevecareII
Would the RPG work?
Coserine
Only if you believe
ConstitutionalConservative
No
stevecareII
Why not?
ToTheLastDrop
Bow can't throw it hard or far enough. They need to be moving quickly to counteract the shaped charges that basically make a plasma cutter.
treeshakertucker
Safety cap still on.
CorneliusCornwall
Science and shit
tankmemes
To heavy to be effective, wouldn't arm properly, rocket wouldn't start.
ConstitutionalConservative
Rocket engine has to ignite to arm the warhead, has to reach a certain distance as well.
stevecareII
Its probably something obvious
MrPink1
Basically if it did work like that, just bumping the tip against anything would set it off. Which as you can tell would be problematic.
actuallyMikeTyson
Need a certain number of rotations to be explosive, or that's at least what I was told
ConstitutionalConservative
But I'm sure someone who knows their stuff could make it work.
MacRockatansky
With enough time and money, you can make water flow upstream.
BrianTheImpaler
http://www.hwdyk.com/q/images/bartvsaustralia_08.jpg