You see Ivan.

Jan 30, 2016 7:40 PM

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funny

RPG reminds me of the explosive arrows in rambo

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've been victimised because of pictures like this. My name is Ivan, I am not Russian, I have no Russian blood. PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So is Ivan the Russian version of Carl?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes it is

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I approve.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looking at the first picture hurts...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ivan and carl should get to know each other. i bet they'd get along great

10 years ago | Likes 112 Dislikes 1

Don't forget Linda!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Another story of post Cold-War healing.

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Ivan's a terrorist and Carl is a US soldier. It wouldn't work out very well

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ivan isn't the one doing these things, he's just the one being told about them. Ivan's not the cool one, the unnamed speaker is

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Except with tractor

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It makes me sad because my name is Ivan.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dont know why but I read this with a Russian accent

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Good, good.....let the vodka flow through your veins....

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1337 link ;OOO

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No need to be afraid! Ees Ohnly HAM!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idk but something is quite fishy about this design http://ci.memecdn.com/629/8102629.jpg

10 years ago | Likes 160 Dislikes 1

It looks like the reel is blocking the bolt from closing

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love how " fish feel nothing " is in bug letters, as if they're trying to convince you really hard.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#3 is a Croatian MiG. Source: I'm a Croatian

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i love the adventures of ivan's mate

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need at least 30 times this amount of meme

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Glorious day for Arstotzka.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You are all think Ivan's the idiot but it really is the instructor who is.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry. Taco night.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

my name is ivan. this post speaks to me

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I would imagine so.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ivan puts the rad in comrade that's for sure.

10 years ago | Likes 483 Dislikes 0

Without him there's just come

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Specially if he used to work at the Chernobyl

10 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 2

Upvoting cause it seems like hardly anyone got that one

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 10

Guess you could say that joke isnt very (radio)active

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Upvoting again because apparently some fucknuggets got uber pissed that I upvoted you.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

(S)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Under appreciated comment of the day.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

http://militaryhumor.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/military-humor-you-see-ivan-when-remove-turret-tank-become-smaller-target.jpg

10 years ago | Likes 235 Dislikes 2

Actually the whole world is his tank now. Think about it.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Kinda hard to steer from now on, but yes.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hmmm, I wonder what this meme will be.

10 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Is that Laefy?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So, true story, it's actually a valid and popular tactic to partially bury armored vehicles to turn them into bunkers.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I love that Germany actually did that in WW2

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Sweden made a tank without a turret.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Casemate tanks have been around for a while so...

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Russia was infamous for it. Buried tanks are nearly impervious.

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

You see Ivan. When one of get FP one of get tit pics.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I got a different sorta pic right here for you OP.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh jesus

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, if Ivan is Russian, and the instructor is Russian...why the fuck do they talk in broken English...?

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 7

That is definitely the most questionable part of the logic on display in this post.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You see DonKeyHoT when one of speaks English to show enemy we can of understanding them.

10 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Because every country speaks English, just in different accents. Watch a movie!

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

You see comrade, when of speakings the English enemy no wants fight for cause the knowings we of smarter

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

You see comrade, when of speakings the English enemy no wants fight for cause the knowings we of smarter

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

http://img.memecdn.com/do-you-see-ivan_o_5818111.jpg

10 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 1

You see ivan, when leaving drum of open you make the reloading the easy.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man just seeing a pic of a not locked drum makes me so mad.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

It makes me cringe

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/016/753/ivan.png

10 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 1

I love this one, makes me laugh every time.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cheeki breeki!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

GET OUT OF HERE, STALKER

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Don't just stand there! Come in!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hehe, I can never not read that in a Russian dialect

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Would the RPG work?

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Only if you believe

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

No

10 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 3

Why not?

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Bow can't throw it hard or far enough. They need to be moving quickly to counteract the shaped charges that basically make a plasma cutter.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Safety cap still on.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Science and shit

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To heavy to be effective, wouldn't arm properly, rocket wouldn't start.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rocket engine has to ignite to arm the warhead, has to reach a certain distance as well.

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Its probably something obvious

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Basically if it did work like that, just bumping the tip against anything would set it off. Which as you can tell would be problematic.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Need a certain number of rotations to be explosive, or that's at least what I was told

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

But I'm sure someone who knows their stuff could make it work.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

With enough time and money, you can make water flow upstream.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0