eclecticmark5909
92425
2313
53
Jul 16, 2021 5:05 PM
eclecticmark5909
92425
2313
53
Avocadoboi69
Captain Pussy
DraccoKnightblade
Coast-guard cat! Coast-guard cat! Coast-guard cat and his black and white hat! *To the tune of Postman Pat!*
Dots77
You're goddamn right he does.
DeviousWay
What nation’s Coast Guard is this? Ain’t US Coast Guard.
2015Camry
That cat has a daddy. Meow.
zeacorzeppelin10
Purrfect
Betterbecauseofthem
Total dilf
Fordbot
How 'bout that?
spitfirecpx
Coast guard cat..coast guard cat..coast guard cat and his black and white hat
Rauca
Beat me by a mere 19mins
spitfirecpx
I scrolled through the comments expecting it to be there already
redpandascaredbyarock
I updated because of the title
redpandascaredbyarock
Upvoted
WristDeepInaBook
graduated top of his class at the... acatamy
Captlance
What Country is this Coast Guardsman from? That is not the USCG.
DeviousWay
It’s none of the British commonwealth nations either. They still have crowns. I’m guessing Merchant Marines or a Cruise line.
loyboys215
Coast Guard cat, Coast Guard Cat, Coast Guard Cat and his really cool hat. (To the tune of postman Pat)
Skumbo
They're giving the same face
goboltz
Meow that's a "puddle-jumper" !
DeviousWay
Except it ain’t US Coast Guard.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
WB4DAD
A four stripper should have scrambled eggs on his cover.
DeviousWay
Yeah. It’s also not a US Coast Guard uniform. I’m guessing cruise line or Merchant Marine.
dscott72
That’s nothing. Cruise line captain has her cat on board. Cat is the mascot of the boat and is around for all docking maneuvers.
VPpuppetmaster
Herman?
visiblemarx
Psh psh psh c’mere sailor
sloomoo
Could he be the Purrrrser?
StepRightUp
+1 tho really you should be Punished for that!
wossie
Gotit. Ha.
ciscoxing626
As a Canadian I was always impressed by the spit and polish of the U.S. coast guard, our coast guard while highly proficient ,are less so
DeviousWay
Well, this ain’t a US Coastie. I can’t place it.
iamaninternetbearok
I demand that captain cat officiate my future wedding at sea
Daddymememaster1
Only if you serve fish.
SergiousMaximus
That's Commodore Cat to you, civilian.
ToasterDent
gotmojomang
Is not Commeowdore Cat?
SarcasticComment
Commodore is the rank we give to any canoe dog in our flotilla.
Hubb
we salute the rank, not the cat Capt Sobel
eclecticmark5909
Hahahaha!!!
StepRightUp
And it’s a calico, so absolutely apropos.
SylvesterMarcus
I went through basic training with a guy who’s head was so big they had to specially make a hat for him. That’s MY hat story.
lostspace27
No one cares Marcus
wossie
Had a Polish friend in their army, he was without a had during an inspection. None fitted. His brother the same with helmets for M. Cycles.
cryptic04
His name tag is crooked as hell.... unless thats the way its supposed to be?
JetBlackthecat
It's the way his arm is held that is curving the fabric out.
trelf
Damn. Both are so handsome.
haggerton
FMK?
Daddymememaster1
Recruiter: Here's why you should join the Coast Guard.
DeviousWay
As a real recruiter, make sure you join the US Coast Guard. This isn’t US.
Compound515
And you think the cat just bought the schpiel or did the recruiter have to psss psss psss
Daddymememaster1
The cat was definitely bribed.
fatfish89
Tuna?
Daddymememaster1
Tuna.
LaffertyDanie1
You know what's in the ocean? Fish. Ok sold.
Daddymememaster1
The cat later became a DS
69thStPepper
My grandfather's fishing boat went down in Cape Cod. He went back for the ship's cat and had to backstroke to shore with it on his chest
xyxyxyxy31
fiery831
Your grandfather is my hero. I'm a fan of the backstroke (I'm a swimmer) AND cats!
lumpinawesome
savagelem
Kudos to him! But oh the claws... in salt water. I don't blame the cat but ... yeeesh
eclecticmark5909
Three cheers for your grandfather! I would try to do the same.
WatDaFuqULukinAt
a true hero ❤
tegfdd77
Great Cape Cod story!! Cheers to your Granddad
bekindtoanimals
Awwwww
illogical1
Thats awesome
Monkeyface8
I like your grandad very much indeed.
DontTazeMeBrah
You sure he wasn't doggy paddling?
69thStPepper
That would have been very inconvenient for the cat riding on his chest
bekindtoanimals
I too choose your Grandpa
Elgirav87
That was on the way to school in the winter, right?
Madcaplaughs84
And he was swimming against the current.
DeepAnalTongue
Uphill too.
WoopDeFrickenDoo
uphill both ways
homoerection
Up waves both ways
yaddiex3
From her coloring, I would say that SHE has HER own hat
wossie
Males and females do not have different colouring.
CyborgScribe
That don't have different colors but they DO have different patterns. Tricolor like this is very rare in males
wossie
But males DO have that pattern, yes?
yaddiex3
Almost all calicos and tortoiseshell cats are female.
wossie
Almost. So I was right.
yaddiex3
If you call a less than 0.1% chance of a calico cat being male, then sure, you are right. Hope you feel validated.
wossie
Same odds as winning the lottery, someone still wins it.
awesomecat42
Only 1 out of every 3000 tri-color cats is male (technically male presenting XXY), because the pattern requires 2 X chromosomes.
wossie
So, was I wrong?
awesomecat42
Yes.
derzilly
And the large majority of orange cats are male, but I don't remember why right now & too lazy to googs.
derzilly
I lied. I'm not too lazy. It's cos color is on the X gene, so females require 2 orange genes to present as orange vs 1 for males.
yaddiex3
Thank you for your efforts