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Hope you guys have a good Friday!
In case anyone was wondering of the status of the lottery ticket: http://i.imgur.com/cXk5LEB.jpg nope and http://i.imgur.com/7tQSadf.jpg nope. Still, today was a good day.
EveryGOPAccusationIsActuallyAnAdmission
These are all things that did not happen at my job today.
wetuttle2
You are scoring all the way around!
skeltal
Hey hey I was half an hour late and my boss wasn't in yet either! Walking in to the office like
TheBeardedChooch
HotSpoon
Didn't have to use your AK.
stormegedendarklordofall
Now wait till Monday
CaptainTrips1980
I was late getting to work because of the weather and my boss saw me walking and gave me a ride.
ToastDNA
Meetings are the the worst! Usually they can just send an email.
stormegedendarklordofall
All good things, all good things
ShyNynaeve
After the inclusion of the lottery ticket I'm feeling the urge to yell WHO DAT!?
v
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who schedules a standing weekly meeting on Fridays?
Abomb2933andstuff
Did you even have to use your AK?
OceanRaes
Sometimes I forget that normal people have regular shift Fridays. Like my Friday work day doesn't start till 11pm.
strongseth
I'm working evenings this week, which is why I wasn't here at 8am and had to cancel our weekly meeting. Running timeclock reports now. :@
strongseth
Also I told you that maintenance requested you remove your personal keurig, as it presents a fire hazard.
Quebeker
wait for monday, you're bad luck just took a three days week-end, it'll have to make up for it
graffiti62
freekinfigetaboutit2
Thememecollectur
USUsquints
Posts like this make me glad I don't work in an office anymore.
ohdeepthought
I found out I'm working New Year's Eve but not Christmas, Boxing Day or New Year's Day :D I'm ecstatic
dmitrizzle
Canada ???????? that shit is happening in Canada.
ohdeepthought
Australia and England use the term Boxing Day.
laton
What's Boxing Day?
Thememecollectur
What is boxing day? And should I ask to add this day as a holiday at the suggestion box here at work?
Amythyst
December 26.
goldanred
The day after Christmas where everything is on sale. My family doesn't do Christmas anymore, we give money then go boxing day shopping.
RancidFlakes
I'm also in Canada, sorry I am appalled you know your schedule for xmas by now :o
ohdeepthought
I'm Australian and I work for a hospital we get a three monthly roster.
d65vid
Was late to work. Left my bike in the office last night so it looks like I was here early anyways.
Tsurrani
I've got $50 to last until next Friday, bring on the $1 menu!
RoundThreeFIGHT
Or a bag of rice for $3 and eat for full week
MajorD3rp
It's fun being a grown-up, right? Right?! *starts laughing and crying at the same time*
okiedokeartichoke
I can make that last, chicken, rice, and veggies. With money left over!
EricReaume
one of my biggest joys is how much i love rice and beans, makes eating SOOOO cheap. i can eat those every meal if i wanted
OmNachoMama
You anywhere near Ft. Lauderdale? I'll buy you dinner.
Tsurrani
Nope sorry. NC
essiecae
22$ here
Sparkes99
Well I got fired today, ups and downs
AlexDuos
Damn I'm sorry to hear that.
Sparkes99
Ah man it's ok they don't treat me that well anyway and I've already got an agency setting me up an interview
kisselFL
#1 But the punch clock is always there.
SixOneSeven
Never "forgot" to punch in before?
kisselFL
The only job I had to "punch in" the clock was on the corner of my desk.
AlexDuos
We log our time on a website. So long as it's done before noon it's good!
Rizen415
Found out yesterday that I can "punch in" as soon as I leave my front door [via work app].
Rizen415
Also: must be nice to be able to work for a company who can afford a Keurig
ucantreadthis
With luck like that you should by a lotto ticket
YallMuthafuckasNeedJebus
*buy
bayaOfClanNet
Yes, by one! Walk right by one. Right on by.
SendMePicturesOfYourDog
Powerball is currently $510 million
JadeMcLeod
Hell, buy fifty lotto tickets. You're bound to win then. Right guys?
cspinasdf
Technically you only need 26 to be guaranteed to have a winning powerball ticket.
JadeMcLeod
TBH I wrote a computer program to randomly generate 26 tickets that give you the best chance of winning at least something.
cspinasdf
There is 26 powerball numbers. So if you spent 52 bucks chose a different powerball for each ticket, you'd be at most down 48 bucks.
MollyNapQueen
I'd hide in a bunker. When I have luck it doesn't take long until it turns around and bite me in the ass.
dashtin
Bunker door locks for a set time and you realise theres no food
Chimpfedora
With this type of luck, buying one will ensure you win one free ticket
abetteridiot
He's gonna win back exactly what he spent on it.
AlexDuos
Eh what the heck, I'll get one. If I win we split it.
EdwardSanders2808
May you win, good dude.
WigglyBits
Witnessed
LordofSadFace
you just said it op, and we are witnesses, so we'll be aware of this
Samsquantch82
Witnessed.
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Idontcareforthelolz
dessentiw
ucantreadthis
Can I get a witness?
BMan086
Who can testify. You made a mistake, you got the wrong guy!
YouCanCallMeWilliam
I think you hav hundreds
SnackOverflowError
He can put his share I to learning how to spell "buy"
ucantreadthis
There's always that one guy.
thesirincircumcised
*gy
SnackOverflowError
Just realized that I have a spelling error in my comment. THE HYPOCRISY
ucantreadthis
No worries my man, that's how my karma works too.