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I want this teacher :O
Feb 11, 2013 2:47 AM
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mynameisslimshady
you could only do like 3 of these seriously... that is unless you're Asian.
Squ1dward
7. Submit OC on imgur
LilyAldrin
I'm going to be this kind of teacher.
ginghamhummingbird
+1 for appropriate username :)
poopsticks123
am I the only one who doesn't want some 'zany' and 'hilarious' professor? just teach your coursework, it's not late night at the apollo
punchworthy
TIL the best way to conduct experiments is to become a teacher.
SometimesIChangeMyAccountNameJustBecauseICan
#6 - Don't worry guys, nothing happens. the shampoo will wash out a lot of the conditioner, so it's a waste, but not world-shattering.
Antiwigger
Dibs on End World hunger, I always enjoy a challenge.
Lumpy1Space2Princess3
the last one made me giggle
themisterman
Now I'm going to have to try number 6 bc im curious too
Thistlesswitch
Sociology class?
Iwastesomuchtimehere
What if I master a religion with a false mustache while eating my nemesis in the shower ?
ReddieToDiddle
10/10 would do #3
AngelinaContesaLouisaFrancescaBananaFannaBoBesca
Buy goldfish. Name WORLD. Feed fish. #4 solved.
PaganRaven
I mastered Kung Fu. I'd show you but the slightest touch would kill you.
boosmommy
OCD does not allow for number 6. Please try again.
kerfuffleshuffle
I had a teacher like this once.....memories.... :)
presnwa
Wearing the fake mustache looks pretty easy.
IupvoteSource
Not when you have a real one!
ImNotGreenLantern
Don't have to wear it on your face.
AliceinHell
The conditioner-shampoo thing looks pretty easy too
presnwa
But that's insane. Why would you do that.
AliceinHell
Maybe it works even better. Have you tried it?
snufl
That's what you think. Those things fall off easily, and they're itchy as fuck.
BrandNewSentence
I actually superglued a fake mustache to my face in highschool, stayed on all day but sucked to take it off
Goku2012
Only time I've ever had my lip sweat was when I wore a fake mustache. Not even worth it since I'm a ginger, though. They don't make my shade
Icantbebothered
I think wearing a fake 'stache over my real one would be a pain. I'd rather use conditioner first then shampoo. Or master Kung Fu.
Goku2012
I'm going to automatically assume you're a mustached woman working in a circus. That seems to be the most rational first assumption.
Icantbebothered
MFW I read your comment: http://l.yimg.com/ea/img/-/121128/movember_woman_18baslg-18baslj.jpg
BiotSavart
Fake mustache is it.
osamulius
Ron motherfucking Swanson
quad4quad
Any one else do this on a daily basis?
morbidcuriosity
Instructions clear: Mastered Kung Fu then killed nemesis by getting them to assist in magic show then sawed them in half.
Veit
For class, I once went to the aquarium with a group of friends, all of us wearing Christopher Walken masks, and wrote a paper about it.
Veit
It was experimental tourism based on the Horse Head Adventure, for a class on transnational exoticism. The paper was titled "Walken About."
JBib
Neo: "I got this..."
deafbeats
Well i've been using conditioner incorrectly my whole life. I always used Conditioner first...
fordprefectstowel
really? what happens?!
deafbeats
Not really sure... My hair is always soft though!
fordprefectstowel
hmm, I'm going to try it. maybe. one day. I dunno.
deafbeats
Be careful :P
SlendyIsBehindYou
Holy crap, made most popular :D
livelaughluv
what class is this???? I'm coming..
garthol
Don't know why you got downvoted. Brought you back from 0.
dustyceilingfan
Holy crap, made top comment! A first for me! Thanks OP
ItsDangerousOutThereTakeOneOfThese
Bonus Points: All 6 at once.
Skiafluff
Master kung fu, using conditioner then shampoo to defeat your nemesis, while wearing a fake muslim mustache that will end world hunger?
smittywjmj
Mmmm... Muslim moustache.
Skiafluff
I was running out of the amount of letters I could use, so I had to shorten things and it became silly. The mustache also ends world hunger.
KingoftheWildDucks
Why would I meet my nemesis in the shower?
dustyceilingfan
Because instructions were unclear and you got your dick stuck in....
FrostyRogue
i think they do it in prison, sometimes.
dustyceilingfan
Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in nemesis.
MikkyJr
^
WeHasCheezbrger
While conditioning there fake mustache
mkalvas
My nemesis is indeed a girl and I am a straight male. Maybe that's really how to vanquish her... brb seducing a bitch.
ninjanen
I giggled like a school girl at your funny
KornyMunky
Common mistake.
BigBackBull
In that case, my nemesis is Katy Perry.
CarryOnMyWaywardTardis
Bruce Wayne & Talia?
iwaslikeduuude
Hope he/she is hot!
AlfredFREEDOMJones
Kismesis?(for those not part of the fandom, its basically a person you hate and want to fuck all at once)
BaDumTss
MSPA is leaking again.
AlfredFREEDOMJones
*hiss* Homestuck rules *slowly sinks into floorboards*
BaDumTss
Note: I made that comment with Problem Sleuth open in another tab.
AlfredFREEDOMJones
Oh . *high five* Well, when most people recognize homestuck, is in a negative light.
thewordsoftheprophetsarewrittenonthesubwaywall
dude she's called your wife bro....
muffmunchies
lol i like this response!
ssjduelist
Starrrs!
About42Ninjas
Dammit, was gonna write. Thought "Should check comments". DAMMIT
Toulla
never gets old. +1
yafex
the one from resident evil 3?
GeneratorofZombies
Ah, you must be Captain Hammer. Puns can be confusing, we've all been there.
AlbertoMX
Still a better love story than twilight.
dontletthemwin
This meme will outlast the popularity of the book/movie series.. yet always allude to its existence..
kungfuman
As for me 1, and done.
ChomskyWouldnt
am now in committed relationship with nemesis
Holytiggernits
Ash and Gary rule 34
TheBonerofJustice
You can't ignore my girth!
MindRape
:((( staaaaahhhhppp
CleverNameGalWoman
Sadly, your username is quite appropriate.
emeralddawn
I really wanna do number 6. I'm curious too
pdperson
I like it. It makes your hair conditioned, but not TOO conditioned.
sweetwhatdoesminesay
I accidentally did it yesterday! My hair is actually looking quite nice now...
NotTheHero
I did it once. Result was frizzy, flyaway hair.
NoHoldOnSorryThatsTheLionKing
My roommate does that every other day! She says it keeps her hair from drying out too much. Idk if she's fucking with me though....
voltron7812
as an engineering student, they have classes with shit like this?
tossingEwoksIntoLakesOfMethane
as an engineer, i chose … poorly
Calloraine
As an engineering student, I know that feel.
engineer4life
as a fellow engineer... im equally as baffled...damn art students
TheBurlyIrishMan
Right? I'm all in economics learning curves and Calculus and bullshit. I coulda been spending my money on that?
voltron7812
you could have been wasting your money on that.
lendro
I was also wondering what class is that?
Goku2012
It's probably a class at South Harmon Institute of Technology.
Hiiiilp
My best guess would be sociology. When I was at NYU I had a sociology class with stuff *kinda* like this.