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Sep 6, 2014 6:48 AM
mrcowsaysmoo
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dontmagpie
Gwen Cooper is 100% done with his shit
spacecatts
I get to meet him in November and I'm just hoping and praying he says something inappropriate to me
CaptainJackSbarro
Apparently I'm relevant? Not intended, but I'll take the attention. That's right kiddies, I'm Captain Jack.
TheyCallMeMrPigeonCuzImJustSoCoo
Are 51st century men immune to STD's? If not, Jack might need to get checked out...probably once a week.
spacecatts
Oh, Captain Jack.
WillJeSuis
Expected punchline to be "It was outta this world."
Criiiiipes
Thought he was gonna say "It was outta this world!"
Ombleo
Good caption.
Nine10Eleven
Always upvote Torchwood and Captain Jack!!
OllySheet
Love it! I found this t+shirt of Jack Harnkess https://teespring.com/it/do-you-want-to-join-the-captai#pid=389&cid=100026&sid=front
mtnmick
I expected: "It was out of this world."
SinsoftheSaint
Literally watching torchwood now.
Drewscifer
Police girl
Broli1
MercyKiller101
iOnlySpeakTennant
TheGayPenguin
I just... I just need this to be a porn. Or ideally to get in the middle of that sandwich, but the porn would suffice.
iOnlySpeakTennant
spacecatts
Where is @ionlyspeaktennant ?
iOnlySpeakTennant
spacecatts
*claps*
iOnlySpeakTennant
TheDoctorDances
I think I love you...
Tirade
Ah, 51st century men.
DeusExSpockina
watch out for the pheromones!
TheGayPenguin
He doesn't need pheromones to get me.
Yetsumari
John Barrowman is fantastic. He's done music too! look it up!
Phantomx0990
Captain Jack will always get an upvote.
Americanjedi2099
Always upvote barrowman specially him as captain jack!
whatactuallyhappened
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMNQe9uFb1E
MildlyIrateBomber
Dude! You spoiled it with that title!
Sauroctonus
If I recall correctly, Torchlight was summed up as "Doctor Who, but there's no Doctor and everyone is fucking each other".
telkanuru
O captain my captain!
OrionRed
Still can't decide if Gwen Cooper is hot or not.
rockfireman
I feel the same, though I'm gay so it can't matter, but I do know I like her in general.
OrionRed
Oh, I like her too! I think that adds a few points though. If she was a jerk, I'd for sure think she wasn't that hot.
slipstream222
http://oi28.tinypic.com/2r59u6c.jpg best of all she looks dirty - the good kind
GreyMorgan
She is. Weirdly hot, maybe, but hot.
Tirade
I'd go for 'girl next door cute' myself.
OrionRed
ow long was that show actually filmed? She looks a lot older in the last 'season'...more than just four years older.
dontmagpie
She totally is. How is this even a question?
OrionRed
I'm sorry! It was an honest question, she's not like model hot, and they really had some unflattering shots of her.
TheJealousCactus
BARROWMAN!
CapnJackHarkness
Yes?
Bob423
This is no time for flirting, Jack.
CapnJackHarkness
What, can't I say hello?
Bob423
For you that's flirting.
TheGayPenguin
kristouph
Torchwood!
Xynatox
*FgtWood. Literally.
2Grenades1Strax
touch wood
toomuchshit
Dont mind if i do!
Innuendobot5000
I don't mind if you do either! *zips*
Squossifrage
Love Jack Harkness, but Torchwood was shit. None of Doctor Who's sense of wonder, and some of the characters make me want to punch them.
TheDraggyTreetrunk
is CRAP. (note the caps.) I love jack and find it sad that he doesnt appear more in dr.who, but the rest is just so annoying and mhe.
JonquilPls
I'm Relevant!
2muchbaconsaidno1ever
Torchwood is an anagram of Doctor Who
Patricluss
Wasn't Torchwood the code name of DW when it was first in the works...?
2muchbaconsaidno1ever
That is correct
Wastyvez
Torchwood is a spin-off of Doctor Who, meant for a more adult audience.
freegiant
That doesn't change the fact that it's an anagram
MySpecialBrand
I really tried to get into Torchwood, but it just got really annoying how the main girl kept doing what she wanted and getting into trouble.
hencethequeef
Gwen was obnoxious. Ianto ftw.
FaceOfBeaux
Ahh Ianto... :( I still think of him often.
avervetmonkey
Maybe start them off with season two and then show season one, and then three?
Patricluss
And just leave season four out of it....?
avervetmonkey
No, I just wouldn't know where to put it, I haven't seen that season yet
Patricluss
Oh... It's great, you should watch it.
MySpecialBrand
I could try that. The content was good, it was just Gwen that bothered me.
ProfessorMosby
DAMMIT MERLYN!
Arracor
Without spoiling anything specific, does anyone else agree that the ENTIRE POINT of Arrow as a show seems to be "Fuck you, Merlyn family"?
ProfessorMosby
....and the Queen family?
Kkirspel
you need a final gif of when what he meant dawns on her
hamildong
That's not her in the last one?
SpeakerToMeat
Oh no my friend, that's captain Jack Harness. The only being in the universe that knows how to have fun
Atharaphelun
His appearances in Never Mind the Buzzcocks are just absolutely hilarious.
RebelJane
GeezMomEnlightenUp
You maybe a rebel Jane, but you're a hero to me.
Kkirspel
you're doing the lord's work
BeardyMcFace
ab47203
Upvotes because of your username
MyBeef
Lonely car man just wishes he had someone to link arms with
MoriartysTeaGirl
Think that's her boyfriend Rhys... I think... I dunno, been a long time since I've seen the show...
TheUnspeakableh
It was Rhys, this was when he suspected Gwen if having an affair with Jack.
HonestPerv
I love Touchwood.
Thurmanjr7
You love to Touchwood.
HonestPerv
Oh hell yeah
mrcowsaysmoo
You may want to check your spelling there friend
DiarRheaPerlman
He knew what he was doing.
GhostlyRomaines
WOOSH
HonestPerv
I know what exactly i typed and you know Jack would say the same thing but thanks for the heads up.
mrcowsaysmoo
Just trying to look out for you
HonestPerv
i do exactly the same thing when people have typos in the titles
mrcowsaysmoo
I guess we're at an understanding then
Tirade
I think it still fits.
cephalopodcast
That's what he said
Tirade
If it fits, I sits.
HonestPerv
Thank you :)
hobbesy007
I'd do dirty things to that man... pretty sure I'm not his type though
FaceOfBeaux
Come at me.
trelina
Everybody is his type
antnbee
Yep...Jack' s a slut... and we love him for it ;-)
hobbesy007
Everybody is Jack's type. I was after a bit of Barrowman
someofthishotfire
Captain Jack!!!!!! I am almost always more excited to see him appear in Dr.Who than River Song +1 my friend
Flyndaran
I loathed River in every way. She exemplified what I dislike about the show reboot.
FaceOfBeaux
Oh well hello ;)
waitbutactually
I didn't like river song and the actress made it way worse. I didn't like how she was supposed to be so risque, couldn't pull it off
InBlue0
I always wanted a scene where Jack and River meet. Even if it was just one of those 5min bonus specials. Imagine the poor Doctor...
someofthishotfire
River: Well Hello Handsome
someofthishotfire
Captain: Oh Yea! (makin sexy eyes) how are you hottie!
InBlue0
Jack: Hello. Doctor: STOP FLIRTING AGHH
Katalliaan
Pity this was from Torchwood and not Doctor Who... although I don't think they'd be bold enough to put it in DW.
someofthishotfire
I should start Torchwood
Shepsus
It's only OK, didn't make much sense to me.
imreallyfuckingbored
HOW DARE YOU, TORCHWOOD IS BETTER THAN DR WHO
Shepsus
I never saw any connection between the Main Girl and the "player", then one day they sleep together. Made no sense. Stopped watching.
Ajunk
They've already made it
Yoshiru
River Song is a bullshit character and the worst thing Steven Moffat did to Doctor Who
Thistles
preach! I loathe her.\
LegoK9
I loved Rose. And Martha, and Donna, and Amy, and Clara, and River, and Mickey, and Jack, and Wilf, and Rory. All fantastic companions.
spacecatts
How can you like Mickey? Ugh
jaypayjay
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/2189658368/hA303B7F9/
RapCatTheRappingestCat
Motherfucking agreed
tangybreath
THIS SO MUCH. I have a "friend" whose first episode she watched was 'Silence in the library'. She said she liked River more than the Doctor.
cakesxd
She was so good in Silence of the Library, and then ugh...
rockfireman
I hate that the only time I liked her was in those two episodes, but I have to admit the whole story line was unnecessary.
Snowballtlwcb
Logged in just to upvote you. Fucking hate everything about her.
IFuckingLoveCorgis
Yeah yeah whatever, another moffat-hating circlejerk. Like that didn't get old fast.
iKnowMostlyRandomFacts
THANK YOU!!!! I've said this for years!!!
HeeelllloooooooMurse
If you are gonna revive any character from the tenant age, bring back his daughter!
Chionati
Will not be possible. They hated her a lot. So defiantly no return for her.
HoneyWheresMySuperSuit
His daughter is his wife and they have kids together!
HoneyWheresMySuperSuit
His daughter is his wife and they have kids together!
rshackleford
doesn't seem that anyone likes her. i think cause she's not attractive yet a love interest of the doctor. hard to live up to as a character
SchrodingersSlightlyUnlovedDog
i personally think river is great
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Me too. I don't get the hate. The only companion I really don't like is Rose. Hell, I like Martha Jones better than her.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
No. You're talking about Rose Tyler. Whiniest, most pathetic companion to the Doctor ever.
Thistles
Why not both? I hate both Rose and River.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Because I actually liked River well enough. I don't understand the hate for her at all.
Thistles
http://splatter.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/wordpress7.gif
pizzarollfire
Ugh yes. Nobody understands my hate for Rose
iLynux
Rose, whiny? She ate the time vortex and disintegrated the Daleks, plus unknowingly gave Jack his immortality.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Which is weird because I like Billie Piper as an actress. I loved her playing Bad Wolf Girl, but I hated Rose Tyler.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
It doesn't matter what she did, it's the way she acted, and by god she was the whiniest, most clingy, most annoying companion EVER.
iLynux
Okay. I guess you can be wrong ;)
apolloin
You do remember that Bonnie Langford was a companion, yes?