Assorted crap, volume 1

Jun 11, 2024 2:47 PM

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I have a big folder of memes and stuff I've collected from the last few years. It's time to start posting some of it I guess.

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#15 and I got a tic for going outside for 5 mins yesterday.

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#1:

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#16 ooooooooooooooooooh

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who wants a body massage?

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#14 This: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Male_Renunciation

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basically. they all decided to play pretend soldier in a bid to not get murdered by angry mobs of peasants and the end result was rather boring.

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One man had sour grapes. https://www.esquire.com/style/mens-fashion/a26870204/beau-brummell-style-toxic-masculinity/

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Damn that was a really good article, thank you for sharing it

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#23 fucking savage. True, but damn.

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Did you see I, Tonya? Definitely changed how I feel about these jokes.

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#15 I frolic for at least twenty minutes a week, I also find that practicing whimsy helps keep the endorphins flowing.

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Frolicking seems like fun. I just need a big field with tall grasses and wildflowers so I can run my hands through them while I hop.

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Be sure to check yourself for ticks afterwards

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Yeah they're bad this year

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#14 all those dudes started working as Vatican guardsman

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#4 No low ball offers. I know what I have.

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Dude, these past few years I have been seeing red-tails galore. Way more than there used to be. I have also not been able to do any cottontail hunting because I just haven't been seeing any these past few seasons. Ahhhh.... the balance of nature.

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I've noticed a lot more in my neighbourhood too. It coincided with condo development, which might be related. Maybe they're new nesting sites from which they can hunt the local pigeon flocks and numerous cottontails. Either way I enjoy seeing them and hearing their calls.

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Eagles are becoming a more common sight all over the eastern US too. When I was a kid you'd only see them in Minnesota.

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It's been great to see the return of the raptors now that they are being devastated by DDT.

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#15 Just make sure you do it during the right time of year. Otherwise you'll be finding ticks afterwards.

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#14 Basically puritans. That was what happen . I refer you to the last episode # 459 of the very good podcast "the Rest is History"

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#27 avian polyglot!

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#19 I feel like both of those slices are too small.

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#26

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I don't think that loop was cast in the name of God.

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Where's this from?

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The Big-O

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just started elden ring, fuck skeletons. (but they're at least not as a bad as DS1. still bad. but not "I can't do this zone yet, I don't have the right weapon" bad.)

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I normally downvote purely random dumps, but you earned this +1.

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#4

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#14 We're closer to 2048 than we are to 1948 and we're still expected to dress this way. Neck ties need to die.

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and just like that, my rage has once again emerged

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#8 "Too soon... "
"Dude, it's been like twenty years since..."
"Too..... soon......"

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#6 more like Granny in Squidbillies

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#5 “Why did you guys even bother calling me?!”

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#16 G.I. Jooooooooooeeeee

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help computer

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Who wants a body massage!? Mr. Body massage machine GO!! Body massage.........

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Eeeeeeeeeeeeehhh what the hell?!

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Those videos are core childhood memories for me.

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OOOOOOOOOOOOHH!

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Do you know my dad?

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I just wanna ride my mOOOOOOOtercy- cle

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STOP WITH ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'

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IMA COMPOOTER!

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Nice catch blanco niňo, but too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaaaaaaacked

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Anyone confused - google Fenslerfilm

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Or GI Joe PSA. These ones come up a lot more than the actual PSAs.

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Who wants a body massage?

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Last one in's a penis pump

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*pfft* ah fuck!

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That blew my mind, fuckin' love it.

I fuckin' h4xz0red your mom's ass last night.
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#1

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Han shot first.

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Obviously. It was that way until the Special Edition edits.

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#1 this will forever enrage me until the end of times. They had a new bad guy, they killed him off like a little bitch and went back to Palpatine for reasons I cannot begin to understand. As hyped as I was for TFA, and for all its flaws it was still pretty awesome, they killed it off with the next one. So sad, because there was plenty good stuff to work with.

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To be fair, they had a little bitch who they killed off like a little bitch, to establish an actual new bad guy. Then they made the new bad guy "actually he's not a bad guy".

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So much of the third film seemed to be directly telling Rian to fuck right off, Rose Tico (admittedly a shit character) was sidelined so hard it would have been more respectful to just kill her off. Instead they took a new main character from the second movie and just made her a named extra.

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#1

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a Fortnite miracle! /vomits

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#4

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Got to episode 3 last night, and I'm loving it so far!

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I gotta say, Twin Peaks was one of my favorite supernatural horror detective mystery police procedural teen sex romp screwball comedy action thrillers of all time. Easily a top 5 for the genre.

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I said what I said, and I stand by it.

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I'd say Deadly Premonition is probably my third favorite in the genre, if anyone wants a game recommendation! /whistles_nonchalantly

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I tried playing Deadly Premonition, and I'll be real: SWERY is too much for me. I get it, but even I have my limits.

But I will still second that if anyone thinks that genre begins and ends with Twin Peaks, it does not.

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Yeah SWERY is... a bit much. I eventually finished deadly premonition, but it was a slog. I've still not finished The Good Life....

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