PickIeRick
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May 31, 2018 11:15 PM
PickIeRick
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FP Edit: Click here to see lots of secs - https://i.imgur.com/sO8oGME.gif
Chingchongpotatojack
Perfect response
yourfriendlyestfriend
Sure. Whatever you say.
MarkHarper80
Well played sir
SwaghettiYologneseWithMemeballs
"Can I have a word with you?" "Sure, which words would you like to have?"
imhavingsomuchfun
That's awesome. I was with a buddy that was asked how long he had been at his job by a girl. He says, "sex... sex... six months." I was
imhavingsomuchfun
Dying. The look on her face was enough.
rhodesianpolarbear
related comic. /a/5ZaWoB5
arrbos
I like, "For you, I have three."
tls72
I buy a lot of meat at the store. I always get a woman cashier. I ask her to handle my meat with care.
pickinganameistoomuchpressure
Watch out, you might get #metoo -ed
korndogg83
Different usage of #metoo. I always hear it as "did you metoo her?". "No she too ugly to be metoo-ed."
jestersgames
I need a continuation. like did she laugh??
mikeatike
Colors reversed?
hesbeginningtobelieve
Damn wish I’d thought o’ that
cjustbakerman
And then they all clapped
BarnibusSwarleyStinson
Demikmj
We had an accident when a driver was leaving the dock. I innocently referred to it as the pull out accident. Supervisor was amused.
NotTodayBro438
Dont know why this is bad. If she didnt laugh at the simple yet clever joke shes not worthy
LeftBauer20
Should be red/red
VodkaReindeer
*many
Ozzy286
Well, at least you have the dad jokes sorted haha
aBJisStillaJob
One time I went to tell my dad I would be there in a sec but I said "I'm coming in a few secs"
yuugian
I tell dad jokes but i have no kids. I'm a Faux Pas
BroDameron
BababaMoooya1
Lmao
theclassiest
I've *hic* NEVER puked from throwing up *hic* BLAGHARGAH
cousinweb
dick figures!
80sImhotep
I had forgotten about these guys!
Whyiseveryusernameicanthinkoftaken
Well i know what ill be watching at 2am
iRedbeard
Thank you for reminding me that Dick Figures exist.
scotthunts
Dot dot motherfucker
horsebananas
Catchphrase!
Android2B
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Un0riginalComment
There's a movie
KatByte0
Dot
BobTheTalkingSkull
SpanishInquisitioner
●
ninjamonster
BannedforSaucing
what a heckin ride
TinySatanicHamster
ninjamonster
If your going to steal a meme do it right
v
BobTheTalkingSkull
If YOU'RE going to steal a meme do it right.
ninjamonster
thedudeottawa
What was her response?
MACARLOS
Occideo
HeroToRedPandas
Shock and awe.
IDontAgreeWithAnything
Cock and raw*
homoerection
*Cock in raw
TheRugby
Everyone clapped
poopKnives
Dontyouknowyoucanfly
That girls name? Alberta Einstein
besn
WellThatsOriginal
IZ42
She's kinda hot. Whozat.
CapnCox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyRawESIuy4
WellThatsOriginal
Bebe Rexha.
humanmeatshield
aw
IZ42
THank you, friendo.
PickIeRick
Something like
GOPisdying2
You then took your dick out, right?
Fluffycorn
dodged a bullet there! Looks like she is actually a dog
TheMagicalHindu
She probably thought you said sex and not secs
TrueDrengr
IronGravyBoat
MtDew
You're in. Gotta seal the deal now!!
hamper10
https://i.imgflip.com/1jpawu.jpg
Fooby
the biggest grin and fearsome eye contact is the proper response
SkippedOver
skibo88
Also known as... rape face
Satherian
oh man, i bet that gets all the ladies