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CancerTheMan
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Valkor
RawBerserker
SL4pthePANCAKES
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
CancerTheMan
Danowar1990
UPVOTES FOR THE UPVOTE GOD https://cdn.meme.am/instances/9111478.jpg
CancerTheMan
cpcgamer
ImpracticalHeretic
Can't get us all!
IllogicalPine
#7 alternatively: when you've been on the squad for five minutes and get upgraded to veteran.
ThisNumberHasAName
http://imgur.com/oTB6oab
Kopar
Favorite 40k meme
CancerTheMan
KnightCommanderRahl
SteakNazisMustDie
ProfBananaBread
Khorne cares not from where the blood flows, simply that it does.
PrincipalVaginaNoRelationPossiblyScandinavian
What's the game again bruv? Watch the trailer can't seem to remember the name
CancerTheMan
Warhammer 40K
BuckeyeBTH
Warhammer 40k the video games are Dawn of War I, II, &III which is upcoming also there is an FPS Space Marine. Original is miniature wargame
LiamsShadow
KhorneFlakesAreChaoticallyDelicious
CancerTheMan
Vydrach
CancerTheMan
straightcashhomey
This post gave me heresAIDS
DogitheWallcrusher
Still worshiping a decaying corpse on a rotting throne? And you call US heretics.
filthytank
Is 40k a tabletop game? Video games? Books? I've seen them all and idk which is the og
BuckeyeBTH
Tabletop game which has codex books for each race. Then came books of which there are many, and now there are RTS and FPS video games.
CancerTheMan
Original is a board game, then a book, and finally a video game.
CptRedBeerd
While you were studying the blade, I praised The Emperor.
Thordis424
I am quite sure Imperial guard dont train for a thousand years. considering the average lifespan of unenhanced humans
ArchonEagyn
http://pictures.abebooks.com/isbn/9781844162314-us.jpg Had to correct that first one, also great short story about the Living Flashlights.
Left4dawn
What is this?
CancerTheMan
Warhammer 40K
BuckeyeBTH
They are jokes from the warhammer 40k universe, which is a sci-fi wargame which started as a tabletop wargame
KnightCommanderRahl
LordSupergreat
Heresy.
Preincarnage
CancerTheMan
arcanelight
Who else is hyped for Dawn of War 3?
Kopar
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeelll yaaaaaaaaa
calcleric
And Spacehulk: Deathwing... Please be good, please be good....
jimsees
I thought the space Marines had 2 hearts?
BuckeyeBTH
They do, it was a love joke.
FrappuchinoFabuloso
Do you think a marine would forgive you for taking one of his hearts?
EddBerridge
Not to be that guy, but in #3 and #9 he's only holding one bolter (in his right hand). The other one's a plasma gun.
CancerTheMan
I can't tell if it is a plasma pistol, its painted wierd.
Elementsteel
Ah, the IG. Super expendable soldiers, but holy hell do they have fun rides. Baneblades be praised...
TotallyOriginalName
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrrCY7dgaqs
bemanresu
Eleven barrels of hell!
Thegrynch
BAAAAAIIIIINBLAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIDEH!
HitlersRupturedColon
Apparently baneblades actually move in units... Which consists of hundreds of them. How the fuck is chaos even around?
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
Lore has proven that even other non-titan super units look at baneblades and say: Oh shit! A super unit!
Elementsteel
Daemons, especially greater ones, are not to be fucked with (except maybe Keepers of Secrets, but whoever wants that, I don't want to meet).
bemanresu
Only back in the dark ages of humanity. Now they only move around in companies of up to four or five.
Captain19
chaos has fucking demons
HitlersRupturedColon
yeah but when it comes down to it the eldar, tau, Imperial guard, and space marines will join up to beat any deam, tyranid, ork, or whatever
Stoppreadingusernames
Really depends on the situation.
HitlersRupturedColon
demon*** Im not an expert on warhammer lore but I just feel like the evil races never really stand much chance in the end
BiscuitJesus
There is no "Good" race in 40k really, everybody wants to conquer the galaxy and destroy the other races.
Ravic43
*daemon. And the cannon says that tye imperium is at war on so many fronts they cannot survive the sheer weight of losses
AgainstMethod
Man, that smug gender binary nonsense just fills every corner it can find on this site.
WhatRaySay
disappointing to see the downvotes... this used to be a better place, might as well be your ignorant aunt's FB now. lost all our diversity
AgainstMethod
I don't remember the better place you're remembering, but I generally agree.
backoos223
Go back to your safe space and cry about it, pussy.
AgainstMethod
I think gender is complicated and that makes you mad for no reason at all, douchebag.
CancerTheMan
Go back to tumblr faggot.
AgainstMethod
Go back to your homework, 12-year-old.
CancerTheMan
Jokes on you i'm 8!
CancerTheMan
What
AgainstMethod
The "If I had a bolter for every gender there is" thing. Imgur has a lot of pointless whinging about whether one has to be male or female.
CancerTheMan
There is only two genders, go back to tumblr, faggot.
bsArtst
AHAHAHAHA! Slap your screen, man, we friends now. http://imgur.com/01aGfh1
iPretend
There two genders, but if someone claims to be some made up gender I'm not going to bother convincing them otherwise since IDGAF.
DapperButtSlapper
IDGAF is a great way of life. I subscribe to it. As long as they don't expect me to memorize their special status.
WhatRaySay
go back to the YouTube comments you bitter little shit
backoos223
lmao +1
Wuhaa
So lore wise, what's the point of the regular troopers?
bemanresu
Quantity is a quality all of its own. Also they have the best tanks out of basically every faction in the game.
TheBlackWindHowls
What these other guys won't say: fodder, to be ground up in the gears of war while the Spess Mahrines masturbate to their own superiority.
Locolarue
There is only one space marine for each world in the Imperium... pray he is enough. There are a million Guardsmen. Pray they are enough.
Elementsteel
Then come the Tyranids! Yaaaaay!
Locolarue
Sergeant! I found a genestealer cultist!
mrmander
One lasergun doesn't do much. One million laserguns do a bit more.
dangerousDoc
Space marines are costly in a ton of aspects. Their Geneseeds, training from hell, their passed down armor.
NuclearBuddha
in a lot of cases space marines are so rare they only send a single squad to a planet... and they still usually do the job.
NuclearBuddha
and hey, in one of the books the sound of lasrifles was likened to a swarm of angry bees at long range... so numbers count for something.
LetMeGoogleThatShtForYou
Exactly, people forget that the IG is the hammer of Emperor, while SM are more like surgical knife, in the big pic IG are what holds mankind
FrappuchinoFabuloso
Like he said, human pops are so vast and numerous its relatively easy to field and replace millions of regular humans as opposed to 1/2
FrappuchinoFabuloso
Genetically modifying humans, as the attrition rate for that part alone is like 90%. 2/2
Schmuck4hire
I've always wondered about this, tho. Aren't Orks even more numerous than humans? As well as a foot taller?
Schmuck4hire
Makes mankind's "safety in numbers" jingo seem a little redundant.
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
Which is why the IG is not enough. Hence, Space Marines.