Distracting distractions

May 24, 2026 5:57 AM

ChoonahFish

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#18 What a fucking queen!

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#10 an improvement

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#5 and all the while you don't understand how people think and you're trying to understand why what you said was considered am insult

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#15 looks like my new meal plan just dropped. Seriously I assume they did the math and that fries are super high margin anyway but I still think McD's is severely underestimating just how many fries people are going to be willing to eat on an unlimited basis.

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Feed the homeless!!!

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#21 I don't trust the physics on this one.

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Yeah, that and the fin isn't making any wake or disturbance on the surface. Also pretty sure it shouldn't be reflecting like that

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#14 Market Basket in MA mostly. Artie Demoulas, 2014. His sisters have control and fired him as CEO, again

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It happened, indeed, but it was astroturfing as much as anything. He worked with a consulting firm that helped spread tbe word among employees

For a non-unionized group to act like that took a lot of outside organizing, paid for by the ceo

So, it was market baskets version of the tea party, in a way

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Importantly its Arthur "T" Demoulas, not Arthur "S" Demoulas. I thought that 2014 incident was just a few years ago, which makes me feel old. I went to the Wiki and the company history would make a great soap opera https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demoulas_family I'm sad to learn there is so much drama behind everything. It really is a great supermarket. My family stops in whenever we're in MA or NH

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#30 sauce?

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Seems to be "Happiness" by Steve Cutts: https://youtu.be/e9dZQelULDk

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Thank you. Gave you three upvotes!

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#32 mom's are like libraries, good ones will let you borrow so you dont have to buy one yourself

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#23 *manufacturer does not guarantee that your tailgate will close and/or latch after using latch points as load bearing points (That's why they don't put it in the manual)

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It's also not a fixed point, because the tailgate is hinged and can move, so it makes little sense to use in most cases.

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Yeah. Someone will definitely ratchet that shit down and destroy the latches.

It is interesting that OEMs havent put hitchpoints on the tailgate considering truck beds have evolved into cargo shorts.

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I would assume they don't want to be implicated by design into pick-up owners driving around with the tailgate down in a loaded bed if theres an incident

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Thats just truck design though. Everyone that uses their truck for utility runs into this.

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Thats why theres only 1 region in the world that makes these ipracyical fashion accessory vehicles

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#15 I would be what you call a "statistical outlier".
When RaceTrac had a seasonal cup with unlimited free refills I walked there on my work lunch, drank two cups, and then filled it up again at the slushy machine.
1 : the drinks were diet. 2 : I swear to god I was working off 3000 calories a day at that job.

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#32 I get the same reaction when I hold a cat.

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#10 it worked better than expected

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Always weird going through these galleries. Cats...women...memes...weird breeder propaganda...anti-Israeli stuff...anti-feminism...more women...cats...memes. OP certainly has an agenda and I guess thinks sneaking in a handful of their real beliefs will work as long as there are enough cats and near naked women mixed in. Weird account.

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Everyone: "Rich people must pay their fair share, then we could fund proper education/healthcare/etc"

Rich people: "No, I'd rather pay politicians 100 millions of dollars to avoid paying taxes."

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#17 ... she could sell me anything... but booze ... haha . She seems fun!

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#32 is breeder propaganda. Whenever anyone I’ve ever known who doesn’t want kids holds a baby, they want to get rid of the fucking thing as quickly as they can. The only tears are out of disgust and fear of getting puked or pissed on.

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Seriously. I work with several women that don't want kids, but they'll happily babysit or what have you. I don't have/want any either, but I'll still help out.

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The first time I held a baby, I was terrified cause I thought I was gonna drop them and then get murdered by the parents. Still happily team no kids.

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I dont want kids, but i love holding my niece and nephew. My sister's in-laws dont want kids and i can tell theyre not thrilled being around kids

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Never wanted kids of my own. Babysitting was never a problem. Did it a lot for family and neighbourhood kids, but the best part was that the parents will pick them up at the end of the day.

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I love babies! I will hold one any chance I get. But one of my own? I have never wanted that.

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Thank you! Like, do not try to hand me your baby, I will straight up leave

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#20 Ya ha ha!

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#17 God forbid women have hobbies!

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#1 Being stupid poor is my jam!

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#2 hey... demonic social democracy checking in...you guys doing OK? I don't pretend to know where all my tax dollars go but I know we dont spend it on armoured tanks... cause we aint got any and we don't spend it on fighter jets..... yup, cause we aint got any of them either

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#23 Yeahhhh I don't even own a truck and even I know they are not meant to take that load...

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#2 but without 800 military bases the monkeys in Bali might get nuckular weapons

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#17 And the US seriously considers itself business friendly. Here in germany she would probably not even have to shut down her little stand. God beware anyone arrests her.

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#14 I was one of the people who stopped shopping at Market Basket. It was beautiful to see no one there. One of the best things about living in NH is Market Basket

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#17 I don't really like wine... Never cared much about sports especially if it kid,, BUT even though I would not stand a chance I would definitely be there trying to help start her vineyard lol

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Not stand a chance?? Brother, she's got brown eyes

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The entire story is contained only within FB and Instagram and either she has at least 3 kids, or her daughter has 3 names, because it keeps changing (she's mentioned at the end of #18). The whole thing is most likely some bullshit, like when we all found out Surge made our dicks smaller.

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I'm sure you are right I was just being the typical male lol

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Wait, what? It wasn’t Surge that made my dick small?

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#14 25,000÷71=351 people per store. I have doubts. What store chain? Who is he? Sounds fake.

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Market Basket in New England https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demoulas_family its a wild read.

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I’m halfway to filthy rich.

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#11 Whilst Im lacto-ovo here (love me leather as well), just going to point out the Carl Lewis was Vegan when setting all those records.

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You can be a vegan top athlete, but it requires careful nutrient balance. The same way as for any non-vegan top athlete has to do, so, yeah.

The thing is, most people are stupid, and being on an omnivore diet is far easier if you pay zero attention to what you eat - so, most people. You still will be unhealthy (widely gesture around), but it takes longer than just eating a potato, a tomato and some salad from time to time, as some people imagine what a "vegan diet" consists of...

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One of the simplest ways is to coopt an Indian vegie diet. You can knock up a Dahl in 20 minutes.

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After the surgery it takes me a little longer than 20 minutes to knock up anybody, let alone a Dahl!

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There are also currently famous vegan athletes in every professional sport.

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#32 luckily we have this thing called higher cognitive function that enables us to disagree with our instincts

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She wants a baby for what it can do for her, which is the worst reason to want a baby.

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To be fair, that’s why people want anything. The desires of any living being is inherently self motivated. Even altruistic actions are dictated by things you personally care about.

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That's reductive. Yes, all desires stem from the self, but motivations exist on a spectrum of quality. Wanting a child because you're ready to prioritize their needs differs fundamentally from wanting one to fill a void in yourself. "I want to love and raise a person" vs "I want someone to love me" aren't morally equivalent just because both are self-motivated. The what you want from a child matters enormously and will effect the child enormously.

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I can equally say you were being reductive by assuming the motivations of the woman was so simplistic and trivial based on one sentence she made in an emotional moment.

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Sometimes. Instincts override cognitive function when we're agitated enough, for our survival. That's why you hear people say, "I didn't even know I was running until I was a block away."

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We do. But those instincts, both to reproduce and care for the young, are very strong. They have to be - without them, the species dies out.

And if you master the urge to reproduce and live your whole life without doing so - your genes that allowed you to do so are removed from the gene pool. Evolution in action.

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Evolution acts on populations, not individuals. Peddle your bioessentialist gibberish elsewhere or read a book.

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That sounds terrible. I didn't consider what my genes, which are not sentient, might want /s

Severe depression and c-ptsd aside, schizophrenia has a 50% heritability rate, I have a rather painful auditory aversion to loud noise, and I never even liked kids when I *was* a kid.

Do you want me to have a kid? I'll eat it. I'll eat the baby like an environmentally stressed rat. And it'll be the best thing I could do for that baby's future.

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Your genes "want" (your word, not mine) to reproduce.

Lots of mechanisms evolved that encourage that - a warm fur coat, running fast, flight, having thousands of babies - or in humans, intelligence. But intelligence is a double-edged sword, as it gives you agency. Unlike your genes, you can indeed want things.

Having a child or not is your own choice - it honestly sounds like you should not.

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I wonder what social economic circumstances are leading to the current declining birthrate worldwide.

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It’s caused by female reproductive suppression. Dr Dani Sulikowski explains:

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It looks like it's mostly tied to education and longevity.

Being smart means we can be educated. Educated societies live longer - but don't reproduce as much. We don't need to - far fewer of our children die of accident or disease.

But long term, it means a population where the majority of members are not having children - they had them when young and chose to stop. More and more countries are becoming top-heavy in terms of population age - South Korea and Germany are noted examples.

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In those societies, young people are burdened with the care of the elderly, and it becomes less viable to have kids of your own. It's a vicious cycle.

Kurgesagt actually has done a few videos on this that are excellent. Here's the most recent on Germany's population decline:

https://youtu.be/n-gYFcVx-8Y

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I was confused about this one lol.... So does she want a baby now or does she want to boot it? Or is she afraid of it? So many emotions not sure what she wants feeling lol

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*was

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As a father - all three of those are valid, and you can feel them all simultaneously. Kids can be your greatest joy in life and also be a giant PITA. Parenthood is not a rational act, it's biological. The urges and behaviors are very largely built-in. Babies are both objectively cute and smelly diaper-bombs waiting to happen.

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I may be projecting, but I think it's "holy shit, this is overwhelmingly amazing." I still don't want kids, but meeting my niece was magical.

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Almost best of both worlds - baby, but without the immediate burden. Be the awesomest aunt ever!

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Or uncle? Dunno. The point is the awesome.

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I have 10 niblings and they're great. I have zero children and will never have any, and that's also great.

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She loved the baby! She said she wanted to take her top off and have skin to skin! She had a very normal reaction to a newborn - she wanted to keep it safe and protect it. She complained she couldn't wipe her tears and they'd get on the baby, because she didn't want to let go!
If you hand me a newborn, i cry too and my body starts producing a bunch of baby-making hormones. Thank God for birth control, cos my body thinks i need to breed more.

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It's odd how that happens. I thought that was what was going on but I heard, I'm having panic attack) and I was confused lol

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As a panic attack is often the result of previously repressed feelings being brought to the forefront of one’s consciousness, I read her response as: hidden maternal instincts suddenly presenting themselves, too intense to ignore.

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As a guy who for some reason gets handed babies I have no interest. But, as soon as a kid hits "can't swear around them" age they are FUN and thats when I think I should have kids. Very excited that some of my friends kids are coming up on "Nerf War" age.

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When all my friends had kids I had this weird thing where they could just hand them to me, they'd stop bawling, look at me, then nod off. I became the 'baby whisperer' and had a baby or two on me at most social gatherings. I didn't mind in the slightest, but it looked a bit odd I guess as I am a big 6'1" dude with a huge beard and a mohawk. Also, did it work on my own kids a few years later? Absolutely 100% not at all.

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Why does it never work on our own kids?!

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