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Maybe its The Fourth Retch
Jul 17, 2026 3:07 AM
Bandlith
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Maybe its The Fourth Retch
joleeen
Remember folks, Trump is just a symptom of a failed system.
Iblamemyparentstoo
Thanks for the laugh +1
bloxxing
MAGA blast?
GrimleyGraves
Donarrhea works on two levels, the shits and an STD, both fit.
Bandlith
Sounds like something that turns your privates orange
januarylover
These seem like my kind of people
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Colon Blow XD
Rangar
APPROVED
abtei
all good choices, and again, some will die from it that easily could have been prevented.
daianaaaa
MAHA Blast 💀💀💀💀💀
Resistance1000
Trump-Diarrhea™ was proposed by guest host Ike Barinholtz Wednesday night on "Jimmy Kimmel Live".
Karma1970
AngelBolen91
I am so glad so many of my safe foods are processed enough to combat this MAHA biohazard.
GravyEducation
I went out the other day for my uncles birthday and guess who decided instead of a bunch of deep fried bar food, the stir fry looks good. Without reading the full list of poo veggies. So if those snowpeas get me, I'll let you all know.
noReallyIamPrincessBob
Stir fry implies cooked food, so you may be okay.
GravyEducation
I mean that's what I'm thinking if they did a proper heat. But never trust a fart yknowmean
michiyl
RFK's swimming pool doesn't fill itself with hot sewage
FlyingStealthBanana
Donald Trump is fucking retarded
BeezusQ
The Daily Show referred to it as Ass COVID
itsthevoiceman
MAHA Blast is fucking gold!
Humputse
Maha means stomach in Finnish, so it makes it kinda perfect.
ChocolateCookieAndFudge
What does the 'H' stand for?
CptJohnYossarian
MAHA stands for microangiopathic haemolytic anaemia but I have absolutely no idea how that is relevant to Trump or diarrhoea. Sorry.
itsthevoiceman
MAHA = Make America Healthy Again
Brain Worm Sr made it up
jtthemediocre
I don't know why they call it a restroom. I'm fighting for my life in here.
DreamingOfDistantShores
The Trump Dumps is right there.
Goatfer
The same thing happened his first term. He got rid of checking waste water used on farms to water crops and we had multiple outbreaks with spinach. He got rid of it because it was an Obama policy.
androgenoide
I understand that "trumparrhea" is going around.
nclu
I've also heard Trump's Trots
OmegaYeti
By far my favorite
PatrickDenStore
Remember a month ago when the Hanta virus outbreak was going to be a pandemic that killed millions, then the Ebola outbreak... So many people are so very scared and would rather believe people on Twitter than actual scientists.
VinnieJonesDiary
https://www.rte.ie/news/world/2026/0716/1583700-ebola-congo-who/
Go fuck yourself asshole, 800 people have died already, and there will be many more.
PatrickDenStore
You're missing the point entirely. It's an isolated event and a non-novel virus, it won't become a pandemic. That was my claim so if you want to refute that you should at least present evidence of this mutation and how it may lead to a pandemic. Obviously you haven't got a clue on the matter but you're very passionate about it. May I suggest you learn something about it and actually read what I write before you reply again? Or is that too much to ask for?
VinnieJonesDiary
1. You did not say anything amounting to any of that in your original comment.
2 the onus is on you to present the evidence, you made the claim
3. Go fuck yourself you smug cunt.
BenjyX55
Which scientists do you recommend?
PatrickDenStore
Epidemiologists, virologists, molecular biologists. Not rando with a Twitter account.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
You mean the people that warned the rando with the Twitter account? Those people?
PatrickDenStore
No, I mean all the rando's that had never heard about Hantavirus before and tried to drum up a panic without knowing that it was a standard ANDES virus infection which happens EVERY year.
VinnieJonesDiary
So like the WHO, because they seem to think its a pretty big deal
PatrickDenStore
Obviously it's a horrific disease that affected an isolated area but it's not the beginning of a pandemic.