HarryPotter918
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Worked hard to open a small business with grand opening tomorrow. Tested positive yesterday and now I can’t go. Anyone have some dad jokes to share?
Aug 12, 2022 1:29 PM
HarryPotter918
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Worked hard to open a small business with grand opening tomorrow. Tested positive yesterday and now I can’t go. Anyone have some dad jokes to share?
R100GSPD
Congratulations?
tiagogafe
zombiegal84
You got this. Be positive and do well ?
godric1620
i could tell you a joke about paper but its really tearable
Deikin
Just put the covid back then.
zombiegal84
When Nordstroms started back in the late 1800s it’s founders kissed their opening day due to illness and they are still going strong.
zombiegal84
Missed not kiss…. Oops
josephh92
I just had covid, 8 days of lounging more or less. Tylenol and Advil every 4-5 hours sure did help for the first few days. Get well OP!
HarryPotter918
Thank you!!
DonutOlympian
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is incredibly heavy; the other's a little lighter
HarryPotter918
lol. That got a good chuckle out of me but made my wife roll her eyes. That’s how you can tell it’s good.
RedFishBlueFishh
https://i.imgur.com/VehSsmm.null
ParallelParkingInABurka
Damn, that sucks. But the bestest of luck for your business!
HarryPotter918
Thank you!!
LogicDude
HarryPotter918
Nice. Can’t wait to tell my dad.
lukeeoin365
Could still go and give every customer a surprise free gift...
HarryPotter918
lol. It’s very hard not to justify being there with a mask on and keeping distance, but the right thing to do is isolation.
BenYourFriend
Get a hazmat suit and show up in it