Passing it on (hopefully)

Nov 11, 2017 2:21 AM

grimol

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In 4th grade in Wilmington, DE, one day we had a substitute teacher. I don’t remember anything about this person other than he was a relatively young man and in one day he had a tremendous impact on my intellectual development.
He started out the day by telling 30 ten year olds that mathematically, chances are near 100% that two people in the room share the same birthday. None of us believed him so we went around the room and sure enough, two classmates shared a birthday.
Then he went on to explain how beautiful and logical math is. He made us understand that we can multiply huge numbers as easily as small ones. All of this in one day. It was very exciting.
This day was 38 years ago and I think of it often. In just a few hours this one person had a significant, positive impact on my life. I have no recollection of his name or what he looked like. I wouldn’t recognize him if he tapped me on the shoulder and said “I’m that guy.”
But that’s okay.
In my work today I interact with countless children.
With each interaction, I work with the understanding that decades from now these children hopefully will retain a similarly positive recollection of our brief encounters.
If decades from now I am remembered by these children in a fashion similar to how I remember this anonymous substitute teacher, then I will have led a life well lived.

im that guy

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I'm that guy.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My D.A.R.E. officer got fired for allegations of child molestation. I like your way better.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hey Op, I'm that guy

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not all heros wear capes.

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

There should be a "best teacher award", and whoever won should be allowed to wear a cape.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have learned that over time, people will forget what you have done, and what you have said. They will never forget how you made them feel.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also DE, ‘81 Miss Taylor, math teacher who embarrassed me in front of class for failing a test, shut down in math from then on

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This would have been ‘79/‘80. I miss DE but I’m glad to be where I’m at now.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile my class had a regular sub that had a great story about shooting a giant spider with a shot gun in his basement. 11/10.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Giving anonymously is truly giving.

8 years ago | Likes 150 Dislikes 2

Gloryholes.

8 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 5

Both sides are giving anonymously. LOL

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

In every class I have ever had, there have been 2 people with the same birthday. I've taught for 12 years.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll forever be remembered as the student one teacher had who, after being told to "use his head" when I couldn't get the projector screen /

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Up, I bull rushed it and gave myself a concussion while also putting a dent in the white board behind it. So you know, pretty much the same.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought this going to turn into another sexual harrassment story. I need to stop reading the news.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Hello neighbor! Been to Smyrna before?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hi! DE is small enough that anyone from there has been to every town at least once. Mom and Dad live in Dover now. I’m in upstate NY.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Funny, I live in Newark but I'm heading up to upstate New York for Thanksgiving

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I’ll wave as we drive passed each other.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'll grab some Helen's sausage house for everyone.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a lovely memory

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That person was, for me, my college advisor. The first person to support my educational endeavors. First person to ever say (1/2)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"heres how to do this." Instead of "this seems like an easier path." I don't want a map of the park, I want to get somewhere interesting.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like that you used an Aubrey Plaza gif, since she is also from Wilmington, DE.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

SERIOUSLY?!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yup. As a Delawarean, I know these things.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As am I, and how did I not know this???

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, she went to Padua or Ursuline. I can never remember which is which even though I have a ton of family members who went to one.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that was intentional.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Had a substitute teacher everyone thought was a bitch. She has a scar that was a botched cosmetic surgery on her face, she taught me the 1/

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Best lesson in self confidence. She had a spot on her face she didn't like and the"surgeon" was a dentist and cause nerve damage, she 2/

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She told me that i don't have to change to be beautiful, i have to change my definition of beautiful. I learned to love having flaws 3/3

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Amen to that sister! You never know whose wife you're going to touch or how you're going to touch them so be careful what you say

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is so awesome! You are the best type of person!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shout outs to delaware!!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

MIDDLETOWN REPRESENT!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We don't get to be relevant much, but when we do, it's probably because of the DuPonts!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Or the oil refinery fucking about...or Dover airforce base...other than that, nothing.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also all the LLC's that get registered here and killmington. But those might be too niche.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I miss the ole 302. Heading back for Thanksgiving though. It’ll be good to see Mom and Dad. They’re 80 and live in Dover now.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nice to see another Delawarean! Happy Thanksgiving dude!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Whoop! Whoop! Newark baby!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a constant seeker of knowledge, I applaud you. I have luckily had many teachers I admire.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Willie Jordan, Burbank Elementary, Detroit Michigan. A math teacher who changed. my. life.

8 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 3

#metoo

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Obviously. Not a. Grammar. Teacher.

8 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 6

Well no, but I was emph. a. siz. ing (for effect). You see, writing it normally lacks the inflection included in the spoken word. Duh.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're Grammar can suck my dick

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Ocd intensifies....

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I had Mrs Dyskin, she pushed me to do better even though I was a dickhead. She had a number tattooed on her wrist, I will never forget her.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This. This is what teaching is truly all about.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I was asked to write the definition of self control 100 times during which I realized the act of telling me to do this was done without any1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 Self control

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The good teachers make a lifelong impression

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Following because...Delaware post. I don't see those here very often. (Went to HS there, at a school on Ebright road.)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Concord High? I remember when the Concord Mall opened up and going there with my mom when I was around 5. I went to St. Mark’s, BTW.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yo, I went to St. Mark's too!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Class of ‘87. Was just down there for my 30th reunion. It was nice to be back.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep, chs ‘93. The only class from the 90’s that seems to know how to have a reunion. Then again, only 200 of us. But hey- one has an oscar!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Really? Who’s that? Was just down in DE a few weeks ago for my 30th reunion.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Luke Matheny. Won in 2010 for short film. Had a funny speech, too.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We had a pair of twins in my math class, so our chances of having 2 people with the same birthday went up significantly.

8 years ago | Likes 560 Dislikes 2

LOL,L

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My friend had twins on separate days. One just before midnight, the other just after.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Was just about to comment this +1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you time it right, twins can be born in different years. Or twins can a born so that the elder twin has the later time of birth.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

DST?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

1. New Year's Eve and New Year's Day. 2. Daylight Savings Time.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or travelling west on a plane. Being in physically dofferent tine zones

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, that's experimental probability and not mathematical probability.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't believe they got to 4th grade without knowing. I had a friend with the same birthday as me and we knew since kindergarten...we 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

also looked suspiciously alike and people, even our parents, got us mixed up when we were dressed similarly...so maybe we are twins too 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I have two sets of twins in my class and I've had twins in every class over the last 5years

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not sure how 100% is significantly higher than nearly 100%.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The actual probability of 2 people in 30 having the same birthday is about 62%, not nearly 100.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Six pairs of identical twins in my high school class (1500 students). It seemed remarkable to me, but no one ever made a big deal of it.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I just realized I gave the number in the entire school. Our class had about 600.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 pairs of fraternal twins and 1 pair of identical twins in a class of 46 for me once Now there's joy 2 pairs left, but still...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would say mathematically, the chances are near 100%.

8 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 0

A friend had twins 6 hours apart and they have separate birthdays. So yes near 100%

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is possible for twins with separate amniotic sacs and placenta to be born days apart. The current record is 87 days

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One born at 11:59pm, the other at 12:01am

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

Way to fuck up the skew.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That person's name? Albert Einstein

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just for the record, given 30 people, there is a 70.6% chance two people share the same birthday.

8 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 1

Like all good conjurers, he 'cold' read his audience personal files before class

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God dammit, I did all the math to figure this out, and then here you were in the comments.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But... why? 365 days in a year and all that....

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Assuming a normal distribution, 364/365 possible non-matches, it's about 99.7% odds you don't match with one other person, and that to the »

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(whoops, I meant uniform distribution)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

power of 29 gives you about 92.4% odds of just YOU not matching with anyone in the room. But then there are 29 other people to check, too.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know the formula offhand, but you can probably imagine that with a ≈7.6% chance of matching, it will probably happen eventually.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah I looked it up to find the solution. I could feel my 6th grade math teacher just shaking his head at me through the years.

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those are the odds for each individual. The odds of the entire class sharing at least one birthday is 70.6% for 30 students.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes. We are in agreement.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Assuming birthdays are evenly distributed throughout the year.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ppl tend to fuck on valentines and when it’s cold. Most birthdays cluster in the same months. My theory, probably wrong.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Having analyzed the data, I've determined that most babies are born 5 to 7 months after a wedding. Therefore weddings cause premature birth.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You got it wrong. 5-7 months is normal but if you're not married, then that prolongs the pregnancy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Apr 6, 2021 1:16 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I’m 9 months after Christmas! Lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Happy birthday

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That definitely brings up the probability, as we get into statistics. But even for a uniform distribution, it gets up to 70% at 30 people.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Not the reason. Pure math. Here, I looked it up. http://mathforum.org/dr.math/faq/faq.birthdayprob.html

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Never thought I'd visit a site called math forum put of interest.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Look up the Birthday problem. It takes 180+ people for 50% chance someone has *your* birthday, but only 23 people for *any* shared birthday

8 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

Kinda reminds me about the behind 3 curtains problem. Where ones a goat ones your prize and the other Is empty. And the host opens up 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One of the three so you'd think your chances are now 50/50 but they're not.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What? How are they not

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow. My 6th grade math teacher would be disappointed in me.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I'm sure not at all! It's a famous problem because it's so counter-intuitive. Makes it a fun probability puzzle to solve.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It's also relevant to cryptography as the same principle can be applied to find a matching hash function.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Counter-intuitive mathematics are the bomb. I was absolutely convinced the Monty Hall problem was bullshit until it finally clicked.

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