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In 4th grade in Wilmington, DE, one day we had a substitute teacher. I don’t remember anything about this person other than he was a relatively young man and in one day he had a tremendous impact on my intellectual development.
He started out the day by telling 30 ten year olds that mathematically, chances are near 100% that two people in the room share the same birthday. None of us believed him so we went around the room and sure enough, two classmates shared a birthday.
Then he went on to explain how beautiful and logical math is. He made us understand that we can multiply huge numbers as easily as small ones. All of this in one day. It was very exciting.
This day was 38 years ago and I think of it often. In just a few hours this one person had a significant, positive impact on my life. I have no recollection of his name or what he looked like. I wouldn’t recognize him if he tapped me on the shoulder and said “I’m that guy.”
But that’s okay.
In my work today I interact with countless children.
With each interaction, I work with the understanding that decades from now these children hopefully will retain a similarly positive recollection of our brief encounters.
If decades from now I am remembered by these children in a fashion similar to how I remember this anonymous substitute teacher, then I will have led a life well lived.
IncrediRis
im that guy
DavidNightingale
I'm that guy.
freegiant
My D.A.R.E. officer got fired for allegations of child molestation. I like your way better.
1414145691
Hey Op, I'm that guy
cr4sh0verride
Not all heros wear capes.
enfenion
There should be a "best teacher award", and whoever won should be allowed to wear a cape.
Ostreich
I have learned that over time, people will forget what you have done, and what you have said. They will never forget how you made them feel.
kbkx5
Also DE, ‘81 Miss Taylor, math teacher who embarrassed me in front of class for failing a test, shut down in math from then on
grimol
This would have been ‘79/‘80. I miss DE but I’m glad to be where I’m at now.
atimewizard
Meanwhile my class had a regular sub that had a great story about shooting a giant spider with a shot gun in his basement. 11/10.
Shaverer
Giving anonymously is truly giving.
EvilKrikkit
Gloryholes.
Shaverer
Both sides are giving anonymously. LOL
NotasbigasmediumsizedJock
In every class I have ever had, there have been 2 people with the same birthday. I've taught for 12 years.
japandler
I'll forever be remembered as the student one teacher had who, after being told to "use his head" when I couldn't get the projector screen /
japandler
Up, I bull rushed it and gave myself a concussion while also putting a dent in the white board behind it. So you know, pretty much the same.
NemoD
I thought this going to turn into another sexual harrassment story. I need to stop reading the news.
usersubbordercontrol
Hello neighbor! Been to Smyrna before?
grimol
Hi! DE is small enough that anyone from there has been to every town at least once. Mom and Dad live in Dover now. I’m in upstate NY.
GodEmperorOfMemeKind
Funny, I live in Newark but I'm heading up to upstate New York for Thanksgiving
grimol
I’ll wave as we drive passed each other.
usersubbordercontrol
I'll grab some Helen's sausage house for everyone.
JenniferAnistonsLeftNipple
What a lovely memory
Jimjohnnyjonenson
That person was, for me, my college advisor. The first person to support my educational endeavors. First person to ever say (1/2)
Jimjohnnyjonenson
"heres how to do this." Instead of "this seems like an easier path." I don't want a map of the park, I want to get somewhere interesting.
KillerTofu131
I like that you used an Aubrey Plaza gif, since she is also from Wilmington, DE.
fuckbeans
SERIOUSLY?!
KillerTofu131
Yup. As a Delawarean, I know these things.
fuckbeans
As am I, and how did I not know this???
grimol
Yeah, she went to Padua or Ursuline. I can never remember which is which even though I have a ton of family members who went to one.
grimol
Yeah, that was intentional.
MissDashLisa
Had a substitute teacher everyone thought was a bitch. She has a scar that was a botched cosmetic surgery on her face, she taught me the 1/
MissDashLisa
Best lesson in self confidence. She had a spot on her face she didn't like and the"surgeon" was a dentist and cause nerve damage, she 2/
MissDashLisa
She told me that i don't have to change to be beautiful, i have to change my definition of beautiful. I learned to love having flaws 3/3
sherecerockz101
Amen to that sister! You never know whose wife you're going to touch or how you're going to touch them so be careful what you say
paradigmrift333
That is so awesome! You are the best type of person!
iEatPopcorn
Shout outs to delaware!!
fuckbeans
MIDDLETOWN REPRESENT!
ilistentorapalot
We don't get to be relevant much, but when we do, it's probably because of the DuPonts!
fuckbeans
Or the oil refinery fucking about...or Dover airforce base...other than that, nothing.
ilistentorapalot
Also all the LLC's that get registered here and killmington. But those might be too niche.
grimol
I miss the ole 302. Heading back for Thanksgiving though. It’ll be good to see Mom and Dad. They’re 80 and live in Dover now.
fuckbeans
Nice to see another Delawarean! Happy Thanksgiving dude!
GodEmperorOfMemeKind
Whoop! Whoop! Newark baby!
Terrapin2190
As a constant seeker of knowledge, I applaud you. I have luckily had many teachers I admire.
bzort
Willie Jordan, Burbank Elementary, Detroit Michigan. A math teacher who changed. my. life.
elderlyechbert
#metoo
ActionJohnnie
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Obviously. Not a. Grammar. Teacher.
bzort
Well no, but I was emph. a. siz. ing (for effect). You see, writing it normally lacks the inflection included in the spoken word. Duh.
Bigdaddyclean
You're Grammar can suck my dick
Thajavaman
Ocd intensifies....
bluey82d
I had Mrs Dyskin, she pushed me to do better even though I was a dickhead. She had a number tattooed on her wrist, I will never forget her.
lapisknight
This. This is what teaching is truly all about.
SheIsAFineFox
rhombusrightangle
I was asked to write the definition of self control 100 times during which I realized the act of telling me to do this was done without any1
rhombusrightangle
2 Self control
themojoe2
The good teachers make a lifelong impression
yellowtoolboxblackbag
Following because...Delaware post. I don't see those here very often. (Went to HS there, at a school on Ebright road.)
grimol
Concord High? I remember when the Concord Mall opened up and going there with my mom when I was around 5. I went to St. Mark’s, BTW.
GodEmperorOfMemeKind
Yo, I went to St. Mark's too!
grimol
Class of ‘87. Was just down there for my 30th reunion. It was nice to be back.
yellowtoolboxblackbag
Yep, chs ‘93. The only class from the 90’s that seems to know how to have a reunion. Then again, only 200 of us. But hey- one has an oscar!
grimol
Really? Who’s that? Was just down in DE a few weeks ago for my 30th reunion.
yellowtoolboxblackbag
Luke Matheny. Won in 2010 for short film. Had a funny speech, too.
TitaniumMonkeyBalls
We had a pair of twins in my math class, so our chances of having 2 people with the same birthday went up significantly.
BilldeTurlock
LOL,L
TheBestRussian
My friend had twins on separate days. One just before midnight, the other just after.
PrincessWasabi
Was just about to comment this +1
pfsar
If you time it right, twins can be born in different years. Or twins can a born so that the elder twin has the later time of birth.
ShowMeBunnies
DST?
pfsar
1. New Year's Eve and New Year's Day. 2. Daylight Savings Time.
Odentay
Or travelling west on a plane. Being in physically dofferent tine zones
GhillieTrollAskold
Well, that's experimental probability and not mathematical probability.
triSARAtopswasalreadytaken
I can't believe they got to 4th grade without knowing. I had a friend with the same birthday as me and we knew since kindergarten...we 1/2
triSARAtopswasalreadytaken
also looked suspiciously alike and people, even our parents, got us mixed up when we were dressed similarly...so maybe we are twins too 2/2
MissFaery
I have two sets of twins in my class and I've had twins in every class over the last 5years
Exekute01
Not sure how 100% is significantly higher than nearly 100%.
TitaniumMonkeyBalls
The actual probability of 2 people in 30 having the same birthday is about 62%, not nearly 100.
HillOfBeans
Six pairs of identical twins in my high school class (1500 students). It seemed remarkable to me, but no one ever made a big deal of it.
HillOfBeans
I just realized I gave the number in the entire school. Our class had about 600.
arjunvohra
3 pairs of fraternal twins and 1 pair of identical twins in a class of 46 for me once Now there's joy 2 pairs left, but still...
SheTurnedMeIntoANewtButIGotBetter
I would say mathematically, the chances are near 100%.
nullpotato
A friend had twins 6 hours apart and they have separate birthdays. So yes near 100%
CuriouslyRecurringTemplatePattern
It is possible for twins with separate amniotic sacs and placenta to be born days apart. The current record is 87 days
theycallmeMrGlass
One born at 11:59pm, the other at 12:01am
bigassdolphin
Way to fuck up the skew.
xahsio
That person's name? Albert Einstein
PharmaKarma
Just for the record, given 30 people, there is a 70.6% chance two people share the same birthday.
cdanea
Like all good conjurers, he 'cold' read his audience personal files before class
JayEnfield
God dammit, I did all the math to figure this out, and then here you were in the comments.
mysteryperson
What's the math you did?
JayEnfield
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1LHXkX5ehaxfC6jd9n5f9Mw-GsNfpp_pRhTDMs6Zp4PQ/edit#gid=0
flexistraw
WhatAWorldWhatAWorld
But... why? 365 days in a year and all that....
flexistraw
Corrodias
Assuming a normal distribution, 364/365 possible non-matches, it's about 99.7% odds you don't match with one other person, and that to the »
Corrodias
(whoops, I meant uniform distribution)
Corrodias
power of 29 gives you about 92.4% odds of just YOU not matching with anyone in the room. But then there are 29 other people to check, too.
Corrodias
I don't know the formula offhand, but you can probably imagine that with a ≈7.6% chance of matching, it will probably happen eventually.
WhatAWorldWhatAWorld
Yeah I looked it up to find the solution. I could feel my 6th grade math teacher just shaking his head at me through the years.
JayEnfield
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1LHXkX5ehaxfC6jd9n5f9Mw-GsNfpp_pRhTDMs6Zp4PQ/edit?usp=sharing
JayEnfield
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1LHXkX5ehaxfC6jd9n5f9Mw-GsNfpp_pRhTDMs6Zp4PQ/edit?usp=sharing
flexistraw
flexistraw
Those are the odds for each individual. The odds of the entire class sharing at least one birthday is 70.6% for 30 students.
JayEnfield
Yes. We are in agreement.
flexistraw
Assuming birthdays are evenly distributed throughout the year.
keyonne
Ppl tend to fuck on valentines and when it’s cold. Most birthdays cluster in the same months. My theory, probably wrong.
JayEnfield
Having analyzed the data, I've determined that most babies are born 5 to 7 months after a wedding. Therefore weddings cause premature birth.
vorodar
You got it wrong. 5-7 months is normal but if you're not married, then that prolongs the pregnancy.
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keyonne
I’m 9 months after Christmas! Lol
Pawnderlust
Happy birthday
Corrodias
That definitely brings up the probability, as we get into statistics. But even for a uniform distribution, it gets up to 70% at 30 people.
WhatAWorldWhatAWorld
Not the reason. Pure math. Here, I looked it up. http://mathforum.org/dr.math/faq/faq.birthdayprob.html
coweatsrabbit
Never thought I'd visit a site called math forum put of interest.
JayEnfield
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1LHXkX5ehaxfC6jd9n5f9Mw-GsNfpp_pRhTDMs6Zp4PQ/edit?usp=sharing
PharmaKarma
Look up the Birthday problem. It takes 180+ people for 50% chance someone has *your* birthday, but only 23 people for *any* shared birthday
Ryebread91
Kinda reminds me about the behind 3 curtains problem. Where ones a goat ones your prize and the other Is empty. And the host opens up 1/2
Ryebread91
One of the three so you'd think your chances are now 50/50 but they're not.
raaykken
What? How are they not
WhatAWorldWhatAWorld
Wow. My 6th grade math teacher would be disappointed in me.
PharmaKarma
I'm sure not at all! It's a famous problem because it's so counter-intuitive. Makes it a fun probability puzzle to solve.
Simsimillia
It's also relevant to cryptography as the same principle can be applied to find a matching hash function.
Corrodias
Counter-intuitive mathematics are the bomb. I was absolutely convinced the Monty Hall problem was bullshit until it finally clicked.