Sep 30, 2022 11:53 PM
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blackozone
Put… put your asparagus in it.
thatwoodguy
Rouladen is better.
wooliebooger
meatsmokertx
I fkn hate asparagus so I use bell peppers when I make these
lyralyon
I'm not so sure steak and asparagus is a "secret flavor combination"
CheeseGreaterGood
Is this one of those crudités? Where’s the tequila?
Zega000
I would use horse radish sauce instead of cream cheese
Squelchtone
I like where your head's at.
MaxIn
Other side of steak not seared.... No thanks i choose life
PuppiesAreMyHappyPlace
Season with what?
Skr121
Nice loop
PoppinLochNessHopster
It's a shitty tiktok trend to steal more views because people don't realize it has looped
Tiktok counts those s separate views? Dumb. Lol. Thanks for sharing another reason why tiktok sucks
FlatPlutoSociety
This is Instagram food. It's visually attractive, but just not a good way to prepare this combination of foods.
Winchester427
Midgarmerc
I don't think meat, garlic and asparagus is that big a secret
Davld0811
Does breaking the legs hurt the asparagus?
ButtonsAreForPushing
I make this all the time, but WAY less complicated. Shaved beef a la shabu shabu. Wrap around one asparagus or par-roasted carrot stick..1/2
…season asparagus with lemon pepper and carrot with ginger. Roast a whole tray at 375 for like 5 min. Boom. Delicious. Easy. 2/2
Yeah, it's super easy and doesn't need to be complicated at all. And if you have an air fryer, it's an incredibly quick cook time.
toffeeonion
Season on all sides with what? That doesn't look like just salt and pepper
TheSuxLord
Looks great until you realize that to cook the asparagus all the way you have to cook the meat to well done. Pre cook your greens a bit yall
Looks like they do that but show it in the loop for the folks in the back (2)
envyapple
this reminds me of the bug in captivity from Starship Troopers
Mindshard
I saw a video on a shock site of a nice homeless lady who had an aversion to clothing that this reminds me of.
SkynetWithAPoopKnife
It's afraid... It's AFRAID!
Kittynomnoms
sonofabitchhestolemyline.gif
FarQuad
whatmakesushuman
Looks like a weird butthole.
Wastyvez
Funny how Imgur likes to hate on tiktok, but posts like this that are clearly taken from tiktok make it to fp.
itsjustplaid
BikerBabeDK
What are those plants doing in my steak??? *visible disgust*
burningcouchwv
Had to ask, what’s the sauce
nomorehate
If you're asking for the creator, I'm not sure but I'd say something like "Unlocking Secret Flavors" it seemed to be his tag line
Cream cheese…no volume
MiOWNd
Spread some cream cheese on Prosciutto? Fuck you. Everything else works.
DeinnsBeans
Unless that asparagus is precooked, its basically raw.
captpeaches
Nope, I am of the 30%
lostandfound78
That’s another way to make a plumbus
Firemonsterlols
Is it just me or does the narrator sound like the useless inventions guy?
AustimousPrime
Alton Brown would approve.
ValamirCleaver
It doesn't sound like Alton Brown.
TerribleAwful
looks so delicious i can smell the pee already
HandoB4Javert
jignha
That's my favorite biochemistry experiment.
KillerTofu615
Mix beets and asparagus for the ultra funtime bathroom experiment.
WhiteyHead
I still don't understand how my pee can smell like asparagus after less then 30mins???!!!
bro02tc
Proper digestion absorption and excretion functions
ELKronos
Yeah but I'll never understand why my biochem teacher always made me give him my pee before school in the parking lot
D0RKUSMALORKUS
Sorry, I had an accident...
wagnus
Mmmm. But only because it's sterile and I like the taste
GloveFullaVaseline
OK I hate you but +1
TheBulletKnight
AnneMakesMistakes
ThirtyForth
So like, I know that's a quote, but for the sake of any readers I feel obligated to point out that it is not, in fact, sterile.
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
it is fairly sterile. It used to be used to flush wounds before we figured out better ways.
Chawzilla
There's no time restrictions on smelling pee, you are free to do so as early or as late as you please.
flyingskejaquita
Best when it’s fresh!
PastryNugget
Here's the fun part about this: this effects only SOME people, and only SOME people can smell it. So there's a possibility that you could be
a MAKER of the stinky urine but not be able to SMELL it.
showmeallyourkitties
So don't smell your pee, you weirdo
iamnoobplzhelp
You can smell it in the next room. That shit is strong
Not shit… pee
i'm not a weirdo. i only sniff other people's pee
IfWereStillAliveInTheMorningThenWellKnowWereNotDead
Ew, prosciutto and cream cheese do not go together, what is wrong with y’all.
ellion0815
American Cuisine strikes again
eltonpups
This is all I could think. Why put cream cheese in steak. Nasty
If it were an herb butter or something, I could see it, but cream cheese? No. Also the flavor of the prosciutto will be overwhelmed here.
Yupurineutah
I agree. What about duxelle?
nero4ty2
Just for adding some salt and texture, expensively
I don't think it'd even add much texture. It won't get any direct heat, so it wouldn't crisp up at all.
Just another layer to bite through, not crisp but offers a little resistance
pflugerville
What cut of meat is that?
PhilipWilliamson
Chewy skirt steak.
bizzybanana
Beef flaps
DaveSamsonite
Asparagus
shakefu
Bavette. Same origin and similar to a Flank cut but trimmed thinner and typically more tender with less done-ness. Makes great sandwiches.
vegivamp
That seems pretty big for bavette.
Feralkyn
There's sound, if you didn't hear, he explains each step
MuffinProof
Jib
betamaxforever
That's a thing the cut of which one would like.
USSBigBooty
Flank.
mikeatike
"You don't know your left flank from your right flank?" "Sorry sir, I flunked flank."
Meanwhile the ships engineer has got the boilers on full.
TrustMeImADog
Very beefy flavour, and tougher than other cuts. I like it, but it's not popular in the UK where I live.
That's usually why you cut it so thin, and tenderize then marinate with a lot of acid.Then slice thinner still and serve.
GeorgeCostabaplaps
Take that flank to the bank for spank!
AtleastIvegotthatgoingforme
Oh, me so hungry. Me love food a long time.
Looks more like skirt, I know they say flank but it’s way too thin
JoeMangoJello
I agree it looks insanely thin. My impression was that they butterfly cut the flank steak to make it super thin like that.
treyryan3
This was my immediate thought, but I haven’t seen a skirt steak with that little fat cap in ages, and the fibrous meat is a give away
That grian is most definitely flank. Skirt isn't as consistent.
That’s just not true but you do you brosef
silentwolf1999
Have your butcher run it through the cuber once or twice.
smuggledmuggle
What’s a cuber?
dojustice
A tenderizer
Thanks
Larnoc
flank steak, expensive and better crosscut in a fajita
Geekyre
you can sub skirt steak with it if you find a cheaper skirt. But with that one I dunno as you want a more tender skirt.
clmo
Yeah, leaving it wide enough to fold is likely gonna leave that flank chewy af
YayItsMillerTime
Your teeth would be going against the grain the way it's wrapped too
Yep, one of the few cuts that are way better cross cut.
KWJester49
Every steak you cut against the grain
It used to not be expensive until that jerk Alton Brown told everyone about it.
somnif
Even before him it was gaining popularity due to every "family restaurant" pushing fajitas as a showpiece meal.
Just like how bars pushing chicken wings lead to their price ballooning over time. /weeps
Yea. :(
I miss the days when flank and skirt steak were dirt cheap. Used to make carne asada all the time, but now, alas, cannot afford it
Kehy
Skirt steak is my go-to for stir fry and Korean bbq/Bulgogi. I can still find it mostly cheap at Winco sometimes
[deleted]
Closest is probably chuck, can find it for ~3$ a pound on sale pretty often in my area.
ValiantlyFlailing
Heart is a good replacement for tacos and fajitas. Taste of steak, a little tougher, good after a marinade
blackozone
Put… put your asparagus in it.
thatwoodguy
Rouladen is better.
wooliebooger
meatsmokertx
I fkn hate asparagus so I use bell peppers when I make these
lyralyon
I'm not so sure steak and asparagus is a "secret flavor combination"
CheeseGreaterGood
Is this one of those crudités? Where’s the tequila?
Zega000
I would use horse radish sauce instead of cream cheese
Squelchtone
I like where your head's at.
MaxIn
Other side of steak not seared.... No thanks i choose life
PuppiesAreMyHappyPlace
Season with what?
Skr121
Nice loop
PoppinLochNessHopster
It's a shitty tiktok trend to steal more views because people don't realize it has looped
Skr121
Tiktok counts those s separate views? Dumb. Lol. Thanks for sharing another reason why tiktok sucks
FlatPlutoSociety
This is Instagram food. It's visually attractive, but just not a good way to prepare this combination of foods.
Winchester427
Midgarmerc
I don't think meat, garlic and asparagus is that big a secret
Davld0811
Does breaking the legs hurt the asparagus?
ButtonsAreForPushing
I make this all the time, but WAY less complicated. Shaved beef a la shabu shabu. Wrap around one asparagus or par-roasted carrot stick..1/2
ButtonsAreForPushing
…season asparagus with lemon pepper and carrot with ginger. Roast a whole tray at 375 for like 5 min. Boom. Delicious. Easy. 2/2
FlatPlutoSociety
Yeah, it's super easy and doesn't need to be complicated at all. And if you have an air fryer, it's an incredibly quick cook time.
toffeeonion
Season on all sides with what? That doesn't look like just salt and pepper
TheSuxLord
Looks great until you realize that to cook the asparagus all the way you have to cook the meat to well done. Pre cook your greens a bit yall
TheSuxLord
Looks like they do that but show it in the loop for the folks in the back (2)
envyapple
Mindshard
I saw a video on a shock site of a nice homeless lady who had an aversion to clothing that this reminds me of.
SkynetWithAPoopKnife
It's afraid... It's AFRAID!
Kittynomnoms
sonofabitchhestolemyline.gif
FarQuad
sonofabitchhestolemyline.gif
whatmakesushuman
Looks like a weird butthole.
Wastyvez
Funny how Imgur likes to hate on tiktok, but posts like this that are clearly taken from tiktok make it to fp.
itsjustplaid
BikerBabeDK
What are those plants doing in my steak??? *visible disgust*
burningcouchwv
Had to ask, what’s the sauce
nomorehate
If you're asking for the creator, I'm not sure but I'd say something like "Unlocking Secret Flavors" it seemed to be his tag line
burningcouchwv
Cream cheese…no volume
MiOWNd
Spread some cream cheese on Prosciutto? Fuck you. Everything else works.
DeinnsBeans
Unless that asparagus is precooked, its basically raw.
captpeaches
Nope, I am of the 30%
lostandfound78
That’s another way to make a plumbus
Firemonsterlols
Is it just me or does the narrator sound like the useless inventions guy?
AustimousPrime
Alton Brown would approve.
ValamirCleaver
It doesn't sound like Alton Brown.
TerribleAwful
looks so delicious i can smell the pee already
HandoB4Javert
jignha
That's my favorite biochemistry experiment.
KillerTofu615
Mix beets and asparagus for the ultra funtime bathroom experiment.
WhiteyHead
I still don't understand how my pee can smell like asparagus after less then 30mins???!!!
bro02tc
Proper digestion absorption and excretion functions
ELKronos
Yeah but I'll never understand why my biochem teacher always made me give him my pee before school in the parking lot
D0RKUSMALORKUS
Mindshard
Sorry, I had an accident...
wagnus
Mmmm. But only because it's sterile and I like the taste
GloveFullaVaseline
OK I hate you but +1
TheBulletKnight
AnneMakesMistakes
ThirtyForth
So like, I know that's a quote, but for the sake of any readers I feel obligated to point out that it is not, in fact, sterile.
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
it is fairly sterile. It used to be used to flush wounds before we figured out better ways.
Chawzilla
There's no time restrictions on smelling pee, you are free to do so as early or as late as you please.
flyingskejaquita
Best when it’s fresh!
PastryNugget
Here's the fun part about this: this effects only SOME people, and only SOME people can smell it. So there's a possibility that you could be
PastryNugget
a MAKER of the stinky urine but not be able to SMELL it.
showmeallyourkitties
So don't smell your pee, you weirdo
iamnoobplzhelp
You can smell it in the next room. That shit is strong
flyingskejaquita
Not shit… pee
TerribleAwful
i'm not a weirdo. i only sniff other people's pee
IfWereStillAliveInTheMorningThenWellKnowWereNotDead
Ew, prosciutto and cream cheese do not go together, what is wrong with y’all.
ellion0815
American Cuisine strikes again
eltonpups
This is all I could think. Why put cream cheese in steak. Nasty
FlatPlutoSociety
If it were an herb butter or something, I could see it, but cream cheese? No. Also the flavor of the prosciutto will be overwhelmed here.
Yupurineutah
I agree. What about duxelle?
nero4ty2
Just for adding some salt and texture, expensively
FlatPlutoSociety
I don't think it'd even add much texture. It won't get any direct heat, so it wouldn't crisp up at all.
nero4ty2
Just another layer to bite through, not crisp but offers a little resistance
pflugerville
What cut of meat is that?
PhilipWilliamson
Chewy skirt steak.
bizzybanana
Beef flaps
DaveSamsonite
Asparagus
shakefu
Bavette. Same origin and similar to a Flank cut but trimmed thinner and typically more tender with less done-ness. Makes great sandwiches.
vegivamp
That seems pretty big for bavette.
Feralkyn
There's sound, if you didn't hear, he explains each step
MuffinProof
Jib
betamaxforever
That's a thing the cut of which one would like.
USSBigBooty
Flank.
mikeatike
"You don't know your left flank from your right flank?" "Sorry sir, I flunked flank."
USSBigBooty
Meanwhile the ships engineer has got the boilers on full.
TrustMeImADog
Very beefy flavour, and tougher than other cuts. I like it, but it's not popular in the UK where I live.
USSBigBooty
That's usually why you cut it so thin, and tenderize then marinate with a lot of acid.Then slice thinner still and serve.
GeorgeCostabaplaps
Take that flank to the bank for spank!
AtleastIvegotthatgoingforme
Oh, me so hungry. Me love food a long time.
nero4ty2
Looks more like skirt, I know they say flank but it’s way too thin
JoeMangoJello
I agree it looks insanely thin. My impression was that they butterfly cut the flank steak to make it super thin like that.
treyryan3
This was my immediate thought, but I haven’t seen a skirt steak with that little fat cap in ages, and the fibrous meat is a give away
mikeatike
That grian is most definitely flank. Skirt isn't as consistent.
nero4ty2
That’s just not true but you do you brosef
silentwolf1999
Have your butcher run it through the cuber once or twice.
smuggledmuggle
What’s a cuber?
dojustice
A tenderizer
smuggledmuggle
Thanks
Larnoc
flank steak, expensive and better crosscut in a fajita
Geekyre
you can sub skirt steak with it if you find a cheaper skirt. But with that one I dunno as you want a more tender skirt.
clmo
Yeah, leaving it wide enough to fold is likely gonna leave that flank chewy af
YayItsMillerTime
Your teeth would be going against the grain the way it's wrapped too
mikeatike
Yep, one of the few cuts that are way better cross cut.
KWJester49
Every steak you cut against the grain
mikeatike
It used to not be expensive until that jerk Alton Brown told everyone about it.
somnif
Even before him it was gaining popularity due to every "family restaurant" pushing fajitas as a showpiece meal.
somnif
Just like how bars pushing chicken wings lead to their price ballooning over time. /weeps
mikeatike
Yea. :(
somnif
I miss the days when flank and skirt steak were dirt cheap. Used to make carne asada all the time, but now, alas, cannot afford it
Kehy
Skirt steak is my go-to for stir fry and Korean bbq/Bulgogi. I can still find it mostly cheap at Winco sometimes
[deleted]
[deleted]
somnif
Closest is probably chuck, can find it for ~3$ a pound on sale pretty often in my area.
ValiantlyFlailing
Heart is a good replacement for tacos and fajitas. Taste of steak, a little tougher, good after a marinade