A tour on a DONKEY.

Jul 27, 2026 2:35 AM

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christopher_nolan

odyssey

It’s only egotists if it’s from the Ęṟġôț region of Greece, otherwise it’s just sparkling barley juice

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HIW DARE HE MAKE A MOVIE BASed on. “Checks notes” FICtion no wait what?? “Checks more notes” uhh guys???

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The Chris Nolan Troupe performs the heroic story of The Odyssey at a town or hamlet near you.

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and it only takes 3 whole days to perform!

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Now I understand this is a joke, but... that WOULD be a hell of a show. Just saying.

1 day ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Historical accuracy on a store written 400 years after they happened

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Yeah !!! The Ancient Greeks Weren't Black !!! They Were Olive Skinned !!!

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Have they been filled with almonds or ballpeppers as well? And since when is green a natural people colour? / s for it's funny.

15 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The idiots who complain about The Odyssey being woke are the same morons who still think Jesus was some blue eyed blonde Caucasian man. They never cared about authenticity or accuracy, they're using the Odyssey to mask their weak pathetic hatred.

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile, Nolan is a botsucker.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

I've given up on Nolan after Dunkirk. And it looks like culture war has given The Odyssey a huge boost. Is the movie good? Doesn't matter anymore. After all...

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

I'd also like to remind people of this shit Nolan pulled when he pushed the release of Tenet in theaters during a pandemic.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

And I like The Odyssey as a story and hoped they would have gone ahead with the sequel to Troy two decades ago, but it never happened. I don't like Matt Damon as an actor, but the other casting choices are fine. I'm sick of seeing bad lighting in movies from great cinematographers. Same thing happened with Dune which I was looking forward to. Judge a piece of entertainment by its quality and not the bullshit that goes on in the minds of people who are making money off of reactionary content.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Saw it last night. 5/7. The movie is great. Advice, though: bring ear plugs for the scene of the sac of Troy in the second half. I think my

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

theatre discovered they could turn the volume knob past 10. You couldnt have heard a jet engine at full throttle during that one.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

isnt this the movie made with ai generated stuff or am i missremembering?

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Aw, then fuck it right to hell.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Christopher Nolan's famous for favoring practical fx wherever it's possible to do so. Him using any AI at all would be a significant scandal, as far as his creative reputation is concerned. So I don't think there's any AI in this one, no.

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Did he even get an authentic demigod witch to play Circe?

1 day ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Yes he did. Source: I know her agents brothers cousin third degree former girlfriend.

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What does that make us?

19 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Without further details I'll have to ask 5 different persons of whom I know max. 2 personally. Might take a bit, but we'll get there.

15 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nolan:
I am a man of constant sorrow
I've seen trouble all my days
I bid farewell to ol' Kentucky
The place where I was born and raised

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Thank you for this. It's been in my head every time I see the ads.

1 day ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The place where heeeeee was born and raised

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Bruh it is really hard to get ergotized barley now and ergotizing it yourself is illegal, sadly.

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Maybe Jeremy Clarkson will sell you some. If you haven’t watched Clarksons Farm on Prime you’re missing out. It’s a hoot. And it’s almost hard to believe Britain can feed themselves with all their beurocratic bullshit.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Exactly. If he was an artist, he'd do it.

1 day ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Fuck the police

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It's the Man holding us down!

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Baby Hawaiian wood rose seeds. Like 3.

1 day ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

Duuude I was gonna say that lol. Ate like 6 of those nasty fuckers one day at the beach- plenty experience w acid/shrooms b4- but yeah they damn sure worked

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Yeah its definitely a teip.

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Do they keep long? A guy gave me 15 of them about 2 years ago and I've forgotten about them until just now.

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Apparently the hairs on the outside of the seeds have some poison in them and you have to roast them and sand it off? I've done them twice and did this process once and it was wild. Best trip of my life

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Genuine question: what is ergotizing? When I googled it, it came up as "argue angerly" and I don't imagine yelling at barley would be illegal.

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Wouldn't it devolve into a bar-ley fight anyways?
I'll get my hat.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ergot

Ergotizing would be deliberately cultivating this fungus on [insert grain here]

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Erogtizing barley is when you culture it with some hallucinogenic fungus. Basically turns it into LSD. Romans and Greeks got absolutely fucking doinked on that stuff before telling stories or singing on stages.

1 day ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Ohhhkay, Thank you! That explains both what it means and why it is illegal! TIL.

41 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This kinda explains the stories they told.

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Greek/Roman mythology makes a *lot* more sense if you picture the corner market crackhead telling you about it while he smokes the butt he found in a sidewalk crack.

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