Sep 24, 2014 8:43 PM
Lobuttomize
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Glyd
I haven't seen one in years.
MeerkatMandate
Tell them you will read their book if they read yours and then hand them a satanic bible...
FurryBallsPlacedMenacinglyOnTheTableINC
I live in the middle of fucking nowhere, I see more bears and deer than I do people. The people I see the most? Jehovas witnesses.nice ppl
GLORYTOHYPNOTOAD
Too bad...if they came every other week, they could be on the normal cycle to cut your lawn. They'll do it if you ask
IDoNotHaveACreativeUsername
Semi-monthly = 2x a month. That would get really fucking annoying 24 times/year
ISarabi
I don't believe I've EVER had a Jehova's Witness. The closest is our former Baptist church passive-aggressively leaving day-camp fliers.
LautrecOfCarim
I for one have never been pestered by them. Pros of living in a distant country where the weather is terrible and the food is sub-par.
The beer is all right though.
SpruceCaboose
The fuss is that they show up at 9 in the motherfucking morning on weekends.
They usually show up in the afternoon here
Yeah? Those bastards always arrive(d) between 8 and 10 when I was still sleeping (graveyard shift and all). Pissed me off.
Glyd
I haven't seen one in years.
MeerkatMandate
Tell them you will read their book if they read yours and then hand them a satanic bible...
FurryBallsPlacedMenacinglyOnTheTableINC
I live in the middle of fucking nowhere, I see more bears and deer than I do people. The people I see the most? Jehovas witnesses.nice ppl
GLORYTOHYPNOTOAD
Too bad...if they came every other week, they could be on the normal cycle to cut your lawn. They'll do it if you ask
IDoNotHaveACreativeUsername
Semi-monthly = 2x a month. That would get really fucking annoying 24 times/year
ISarabi
I don't believe I've EVER had a Jehova's Witness. The closest is our former Baptist church passive-aggressively leaving day-camp fliers.
LautrecOfCarim
I for one have never been pestered by them. Pros of living in a distant country where the weather is terrible and the food is sub-par.
LautrecOfCarim
The beer is all right though.
SpruceCaboose
The fuss is that they show up at 9 in the motherfucking morning on weekends.
Lobuttomize
They usually show up in the afternoon here
SpruceCaboose
Yeah? Those bastards always arrive(d) between 8 and 10 when I was still sleeping (graveyard shift and all). Pissed me off.