I need your ghost puns!

Oct 27, 2024 3:03 AM

Also, I need a good punchline for "Three ghosts and a Devil walk into a bar"... Because that's just what my friends and I are doing tonight!

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Are you (3) guys scrambled egg whites ?

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What do you get if you goose a ghost?....a handful of sheet.

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Ghost looks around and says, "This place is dead." The devil says "Perfect"

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what kind of bar is it

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Bartender says 'get out; we don't serve those spirits here!'

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The bartender tells the Devil to leave because they're already three sheets to the wind.

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