How I get my boyfriend to remember I exist...

Feb 7, 2013 5:42 AM

How I get my boyfriend to remember I exist...

this... this is clever.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

blurry photos also do the trick

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I almost downvoted because I don't trust anything but trojan. But I didn't.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's the only way? Methinks you need a new guy, dear.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What is this boyfriend you speak of?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Boyfriending, he's doing it wrong.

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm the same boat with you, girl! *computer widow high five*

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I am just glad he isn't a WoW guy...

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I am the chosen one...I bring balance to the vote...

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry for poor quality

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, we are sorry for your poor quality of boyfriend.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I laughed hard at this one!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You could just put his penis in your mouth.

13 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 3

flacid? That sounds odd.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

agreed. a little aggressive mouth to c*ck action usually does the trick

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It won't be once you do that.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's how you get it hard, darlin'. Put it in your mouth, and it'll grow...in your mouth.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You could also just show him a boob. That always works on me.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It is hard to show a boob when his eyes are glued to the computer screen

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have you tried just getting naked and sitting on him?

13 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

i second that

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sex? Very effective

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Indeed. And I'm done. We had fun. But I gotta run. Back to the fron....t page. Thanks!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good day fellow Imgurian. Twas nice times.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Indeed, fine sir. Many thanks.

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