Qualtagh
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Nov 16, 2022 8:57 PM
Qualtagh
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kurastwolf
The wolf pack grows every time I find an abandoned non-gender-or-orientation-conforming person up for adoption outside the Safeway. 5 so far
BaldProfessor
080080
wolves? lions? on all levels except physical, i am a capybara:
eadanke
Lone platypus T-shirts would kick ass. I apologize in advance for my line of Alpha Platypus paraphernalia reinvigorating the right.
Canofminus
I love it when ppl who are softer than pillows post memes w/"If you mess with my family, you'll regret it" & a predator like a wolf.
Colopty
Who knows, maybe they've got a family that mauls bears in their free time, I'd warn people too.
anjeleyezjr
Those who say they are a lone wolf as a good thing are idiots. A lone wolf is generally a sad pathetic thing that will die soon.
KingMCG
I’m more of a Sun Bear. Solitary, and I just look like I’m wearing a disguise badly.
ElleKayAre
They need to start using tortoises and hedgehogs as their mascots.
BigTex1
SergiousMaximus
The beast inside me wishes he were a wol...wait.
DrKriegersClone
Found the furry
BondulanceDispatch
Also the alpha thing is based on bad research. Carnivores work together. Prey animals have alpha. Mr Alpha is actually a deer
TheEvenPrez
Also female lions do the lion's share (lol) of the hunting. Male lions are often just really strong scavengers
TheWarHymn
The ultimate lone badass is a skunk. Wants to be left alone, but will cause a stink if messed with. i.imgur.com/olYQT4d.gif
Richter12x2
#1 That's why I'm a tapeworm. I flourish and grow stronger while dealing with other people's shit all my life.
smutfiend
Doesn't help that the idea of collaboration is called "cheating" in school, too.
Xenarion
Dang, you never had group projects in school? That's sad.
smutfiend
I did, and it sucked. But they usually don't make it a commonplace thing throughout childhood. Which is why group projects suck ATM.
LoopStricken
080080
Derpetologist
If you send all the horny people to the same jail, what do you think will happen?
photoshopbot01
ShortBuus
"Alpha platypus: because being a dominant duck-billed beaver isn't enough, you need to lord over your fellow waterfowl too."
syntheticgod8
They all want to be a Lone Wolf, but the wolf is only alone because it pissed everyone else off by being greedy.
ChocoladeMelkSnor
soulthreat
I feel like a platupus because im messed up but still work somehow, what does that make me?
darthnerdus6236
Yeah? Alpha male got some snacks for his cub. UwU
Problemwoodchuck
My inner wolf:
InHarmsWay
Damn it, Moon-Moon!
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Every day we should thank our ancestors for seeing these fluffy murder beasts and making them our best friends.
ElorYosnak
what a boi. Truly one of the lads I have seen.
Nacon
They do the same with guns, skulls, knives, and USA flags.
shyriath
This is actually the rough idea behind /r/THE_PACK , though it has a stronger lean toward "images found on biker outfits". Do recommend.
drunkbs
Warutteri
If any idiot quotes some "lone wolf" BS to you just ask them if they realise that lone wolves are rejects from the pack, losers of wolfkind
sniggly5212
Must suck to just be an alpha. I'm a turbo dude.
Nerfgunner
Do you jump up and down on couches? Are you part of a turbo team?
AgentAtaraxia
I'm a Hyper Gaiden type a dude. We team up and man...
notkvothethebloodless
Working my way up to an S-class ultra buddy but I've still gotta rescue six more rhinos and eat the heart of fortune 500 CEO.
evildadunit
naturally aspirated, myself
baals
Throttle body
reynoldser
Well we'll well, my turbo dude... shall I recommend... https://youtu.be/AFlZ6pVtnv0
OptimisticMisanthrope
I am the alpha and the omega. The beginning and the end.
soylentbeef
Can I join the turbo team?
dmd3eorg
you’re not ON the turbo team
soylentbeef
CALL ME RIGHT NOW PLEASE
Avrgjoe80
I'm more of a supercharger man, myself..
Kiore
I legit love being a beta personality. I can lead well if I need to, but otherwise tell me what needs doing and buddy, I'll get it done.
VanillaMowgli
Imma hyperbuddy, woddup, woddup
Puppydonk
I am an Omega male. Our symbol is waaaay fuckin cooler than alphas silly little curly a.
ArmstrongManstrength
Man, I'm just a thunderguy, I wish I could be like the turbo dudes
DrLOAC
Street Fighter? Street Fighter.
AnathemaNoreh
The alpha male was based on an all male group in captivity, not a wild pack. An accurate label for a single guy who thinks he's king of his/
AnathemaNoreh
Little island if other like minded single men
notkvothethebloodless
(1)Awww look at the alpha bro in his widdle climate controlled room compwaining his buffalo wings are to swpicy how cute. Someone toss him
notkvothethebloodless
(2)a red bull from dispenser, hes had a long day talking down to women and needs to keep his energy up for yelling at children on xbox later
srsfaceI8C
I would say I'm more supercharged but turbos are pretty rad, too.
Xionis
Pretty sure I'm just concept art on this scale. There were some cool ideas but none of them work in the released reality and it shows.
Whointhewhaaaa
Yeah, I'm an alpha, an Alpha Romeo https://youtu.be/qF_Z4c7j730
skwint
I'm a release candidiate. Even less bugs than a beta and we can probably patch most of them post-production!
moricai
I'm a Highly Modded Guy, amazing when I actually work, but 50/50 chance I crash on launch.
Ziabatsu
Gold edition with all the DLC
SmoeAhsolse
This would be marrying someone after retirement age, right?
Sarnion
Remastered with all DLC ha!
Puppydonk
I'm skyrim for your samsung smart fridge.
BattleD4d
Wanted to get the wolf one a little more alpha meme-y
reallybigdogtrappedinamansbody
To be fair there is the phenomenon of ‘the lone wolf.’ They live alone and mate by sneaking into a pack and raping one of the young females
Gayforbae
Oh, so Republicans. Got it.
reallybigdogtrappedinamansbody
Ay that’s what I am saaaay-innnnnnng
Mec26
Lone wolves usually die quickly unless they find a new pack. Males often go find a new pack at adulthood, to prevent inbreeding.
reallybigdogtrappedinamansbody
That’s my point yo ;) Bit deadpan over here
Mec26
If they fail to make new friends… they die.
Ankylosaur
There are two wolves inside you, because they are pack animals.
Kakeukh
Everyday I cram more wolves inside of me. Soon we will be unbeatable!
goflyblind
andwings2go
I was 5 memes down the road before I realized “ that top comment was a personal attack”
Frodomann1
nicky512
There are two wolves inside of you, both say “wolfs” and one is a flat-earther and the other one thinks JFK Jr is still alive. Good luck.
tgeliot
Inside you are two wolves. Sorry about the transporter accident.
Kakeukh
AnExcellentComment
Haven’t had two wolves inside me since my last visit to the last furry convention, but they were a pack of animals.
AbdulMasaiev
*packed animals
muchLongerUsername
Feed them all, because potlucks are amazing.
Qualtagh
but you should get more. They'll do better in a group of 4-9
cyno01
i knew we needed a couple more dogs!
Howdidjadewdat
Naw bro, I'll just get some lions and throw those into the mix. Should be solid then...
INeverWaitForIt
Only Mozart has 8-10 more wolves. That's why he's a Wolfgang.
Qualtagh
dongsamongus2000
Ah, reminds me of my younger days.
ClawsOfTheWolf
Myowngrampa
LoopStricken
UkrainianBukkake
Knotty
Soufange
Well. I've seen this now
Sechran
Also male lions are the epitome of sitting around and letting the women do everything. Big, "make me a sammich" energy.
otiumCatulli
Thing is, male lion lives until what, 12? But he's lucky if he gets a pride before he's 8, for most of the time he's just hanging with a bro
otiumCatulli
Which is also why I loathe the "men protect families like lions" it's like what they home invade and kill babies who aren't theirs?
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Ya. Lionesses do most hunting. Lions stay at home to look after the kids. They're advocating for men to stay in the kitchen and make babies.
dancingspaceflower
You seem very qualified to make this statement.
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Just because I'm a hot pussy cat with a breathy, seductive voice doesn't mean I don't know a thing or two about felinology.
PeteThePerv
i am about to delve into your profile
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Enjoy my favourites, fellow scientist.
miked854
"I'm completely dependant on women to support my lifestyle."
GoodKingFuzzwumps
Male lions also end up being gay more often; they're actually far gentler lovers than when they are with females. Take that how you will.
Gayforbae
Because its a gay pride! You're welcome.
caledric
The lioness are the ones actually in charge.
coffeeandprozac
Lions mate up to 50 times a day, when the lioness is "in the mood". Let him rest ?
imakebuns
Oh they have a job to do and if they don't, they lose everything.
illegalcheez
That’s been debunked. They patrol a lot and defend territory.
FiftyShadesOfTiramisu
That reputation is a bit undeserved. They do hunt when the urge strikes them. They're still cats after all
Adthay
yeah similar to the "alpha wolf" theory the idea that male lions never hunt is based on observing a single pride. It is not universal.
DrKriegersClone
Leeroy Jenkins!
FiftyShadesOfTiramisu
They're usually on babysitting duty when the lionesses are out hunting but in their spare time they go for snacks between meals on their own
FiftyShadesOfTiramisu
Very different hunting strategy, interestingly. Lionesses are skilled pack hunters while males hunt like solitary ambush predators.
Xenarion
Interesting.
FiftyShadesOfTiramisu
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/03/130318132639.htm